Elle Wants To Get Laid

The 43-Year-old single mother of two is shocked at her boring lack of a sex life according to sources.

“I just don’t get men hitting on me,” says supermodel Elle MacPherson, who apparently hasn’t had sex for two years!

The Australian supermodel and lingerie designer says she doesn’t have much luck with men.

“It’s crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?”

Men are intimidated by her looks.

She said, “I just don’t get men hitting on me, but I’m a hopeless flirt. I’ll go up to a guy and say, ‘I think you are so beautiful’. But it doesn’t work.”

The overweening years of supermodel confidence have failed to prepare the Amazonian, slightly leathery McPherson for life in her 40s but she is using her celibate estrogen reserve powers for good not for evil, doing countless appearances for charitable events.