Kim Promotes Her Sex Tape(s)?

Kim Kardashian, who has repeatedly denied the existence of a reported sex tape starring her and R&B singer, Ray J, has now confessed that not only does the tape exist, but there is more than one. She says:

Have there been tapes? Maybe, yes. But are they for sale? No. Not for sale. That's our business...I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money."

Sweetie, seriously, either release the tape or shut up. I don't know how someone getting pissed on could ever make them famous, but you managed to pull it off so be thankful, release the tape, make your millions, and go away.