Mary-Kate Olsen Is Drunk and Horny

What is it about Bungalow 8 that makes celebrities get hot, sweaty, and horny? Tuesday night, Mary-Kate Olsen was apparently "weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on," insiders said.

"She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask." A rep for the tiny twin noted that she was sober and declined comment.



Yeah, I bet she did. I guess it isn't a real Mary-Kate Olsen story unless she's wearing something stupid or like in this case, a Mardi Gras mask? Wow, what a tremendous disguise?