Cruz And Bloom Hook Up

Although she lost the Oscar for Best Actress, Penelope Cruz found consolation at Prince's Oscar party:

Penelope and Orlando couldn't keep their hands off one another - they were making out the whole night," says a witness.

"It was crazy! Touching, kissing - even a little bit of groping. And in view of tons of actors, too, like Leonardo DiCaprio and Ryan Gosling."

You have to give Orlando Bloom credit for seeing a vulnerable woman as an opportunity for sex, especially since he's widely rumored to be a closet homosexual. I'm not saying he is, but considering his last two girlfriends were Kirsten Dunst and Kate Bosworth, the guy is pretty much asking for it.