Paris Ditches Kim Kardashian

First Nicole Richie, then Britney Spears, and now Kim Kardashian — Paris Hilton can’t seem to keep a best friend longer than a year. MSNBC reports:

Paris Hilton was a no-show at sometimes best friend Kim Kardashian’s birthday party in Las Vegas on Friday, and the word is that the two are best friends no more because of a clash of egos.Kardashian didn’t want to be clubbing in the partying heiress’s shadow — and Hilton was miffed that her less-famous friend was being called the New Paris, according to various sources — including Kardashian’s former publicist.



Let’s be honest. Paris is pissed because Kim sucks a better dick than she does, plain and simple. We’ve all seen the clips. If you were stuck on a desert island and forced to choose between “One Night in Paris” or “Kim K — Superstar” as the one celebrity sex tape you could keep to jerk off to for the rest of your life, I bet you’d pick Kim’s.