Britney Spears Manny Sold Dildos?

More Britney news, because this was just too delightful to pass up: it has come to my attention that manny/Sean-Preston-rescuer/Britney-beaver-poker Damion Shippen, better known to many of us as the mustachioed Geico caveman-looking former bodyguard of Britney Spears, use to sell dildos for a living before he was entrusted with the care of her two children. Sources report.

Sources tell that Shippen is also taking care of mommy [Britney’s] needs, though “no one’s expecting wedding bells.” Insiders say Shippen’s past jobs allegedly include operating a sex toy and porn Web site. Spears’ rep didn’t return any calls.