Britney's New Man

John Sundahl, a 38-year-old real estate developer, has told the National Enquirer that yes, he is engaged in a romantic relationship with Britney Spears.

Oh Lord. The two met, when Sundahl began counseling the pop star after her stay in rehab at the "Promises" treatment center and refers to his lady love as his "rock." Their relationship blossomed, he claims, during AA meetings, which he hosted.

He spoke fondly of their relationship, especially of the way she was by his side after his bowel surgery.

"When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious.
"I love being around her. She's a sweet, caring girl and a good mom."


Okay so wait, while Britney was in rehad she managed to hook up with two separate guys, AND her counselor? Jesus, this doesn't waste any time. She's either incredibly easy, or is a undiagnosed nymphomaniac. I wonder what the over and under is that this lasts more than a few weeks, much less months.