Inside Britney - Ex Bodyguard Spills Beans

Tony Barretto, Britney Spears ex bodyguard, has filed a declaration with the judge handling her custody case. Based on this information, the judge has ordered Britney to take randomized drug tests and parenting classes to maintain custody of her kids.

In light of these allegations, Tony has also granted an exclusive interview with ‘News of the World’. Some of the claims are just down right mind blowing, in which he describes drug use, excessive nudity, drink driving, lesbianism, and questionable parenting skills.

On her parenting skills:
Tony described how Britney kept her sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston, up late so they would sleep through the mornings and not wake her. If they woke early, a member of staff dealt with them.

Tony explained, “Britney does love her kids, but she is a fickle mother. When the kids are happy, she's happy. When they're crying or unwell, she's not sure what to do. She speaks to them in weird, creepy, baby voices, in made-up languages, which they just don't get. All it does is unsettle, upset and scare them. Often she would scream and cry uncontrollably. Imagine what that is like for young children.”

On the constant nudity:
“It's the strangest thing, she likes to expose herself. I think part of it is she likes to embarrass people and make them feel uneasy. Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping. I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I've been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere—at home, recording studios and clubs. Even at the dance rehearsals, she took all her clothes off in front of me and then bent over, not even to pick anything up. I felt my ears burning and turned my head to the wall.”

On her suspected Lesbianism:
Tony said, “She regularly stripped off when she was with girl pals in the hot tub at her Beverly Hills mansion.”

In recent months she had snogged women in public and been accused of bedding her PA Shannon Funk.

Tony went on, “Britney and her friend Alli went out a lot of the time but never brought back any men. I found it odd how two good-looking, wealthy women could never attract nice men. Girls would come back to the house and they’d all get into the Jacuzzi. Britney would strip off and there'd be loads of screaming and noise.”

Money:
Mobile phones didn't last long in the star's hands.

“In eight weeks, I saw her get through SIX expensive cellphones,’ said Tony, “She’d smash them up or throw them out of the window during phone fights with Kevin Federline.”

He goes on, “Money was no object because she didn't know the value of it. I remember she decided to go to Puerto Rico on a whim. We found a private jet she could hire. It cost £30,000. But then just before she was due to go, she changed her mind. When we told her that there was a £20,000 cancellation fee because it was such short notice, her attitude was ‘doesn't matter, don't care’.

State of Mind:
Tony was also shocked by her strange daily rituals.

“After getting up at lunchtime and drinking her Starbucks coffee, she goes to a tanning shop in Bel Air, where she spends ten minutes on a UV bed every day. After that she usually eats sushi for lunch or bowls of Special K. We were always having to go out to get her Special K. And she downs can after can of Red Bull or cola. She drinks three Red Bulls an hour. That completes her daily routine.”

On her overdose with Howie Day:
“On the surface of the dresser, I could see mounds of white powder and a straw on top. I suspected it was cocaine or powdered methamphetamines. By the side I spotted a glass pipe, which I knew from my drugs training was often used with crystal meth.”

The drug has similar effects to amphetamine and ecstasy, and overdosing has been known to cause heart failure.

Tony went on to describe, “I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Britney was completely out of it. We thought she'd overdosed. She was distraught, crying. Her skin was all waxy. She looked so ill. We tried to speak to her. My fellow bodyguard and Alli were so worried they wanted to get hold of a medic to detoxify her. We were panicking. We thought she was going to die. There was talk about where to put the detox line it was that serious—through her arm, which would make fans think she'd been injecting, or through her neck.”


So there you have it. Holy shit, remind you of anyone? All you need to do is open up MS office and using the 'find and replace' tool change Anna Nicole Smith, with Britney Spears.

I mean even if half his stories are to be believed, (and I personally don’t doubt it) then its pretty much everything we could have imagined her life to be – worse case scenario anyway.

So to sum up, Britney is a naïve, crystal meth, exhibitionist junky, who has no concept of money, sleeps with girls, and has been fucked two ways of Sunday. And now, she’s going to lose the only thing that is grounding her in any way, her kids. And IMO that’s when the shits really gonna hit the fan.

To tell you the truth I’m amazed she made it this far on her own.

Seriously, someone needs to help her, as this once upon a time pop princess has got a rendezvous with death – and the clocks ticking.