Paris Wants to Be Frozen

Sources are reporting that Paris Hilton has arranged for her and her two dogs to be cryogenically frozen after she dies, and then brought back to life in the future. Just as soon as they figure that kind of thing out.

The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute. She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.

The Simple Life star said: "It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."

Isn’t it nice to know that somewhere in the future people (again) will be guaranteed to be treated to more upskirts, nip slips, and immortal one liner’s like “That’s hot”. Or maybe Paris is just hoping that in the future they’ll have the cure(s) to her multiple STD’s? Ah Paris, what a humanitarian.