Paris Pulled Over And Booked

Paris Hilton and virgins just don't mix it seems. The star went to the Virgin Megastore in West Hollywood to pick up some DVDs last night at around 10:30, when she was stopped by the cops -- and her $200K 2007 Bentley Continental GTC Convertible was towed away.

Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, says the heiress was exiting the parking structure which "is brightly lit so she had not noticed that her headlights were not activated."

As she drove a few blocks, she was confronted by other bright lights -- those of the L.A. County Sheriff's Department.

Deputies explain that Paris was speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. She was pulled over and deputies discovered she was driving with a suspended license.

According to Mintz, "If that was the case, she was not aware of it."

Last month Hilton pled no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving. We're not yet sure if her license was suspended as part of her sentence, but if so she could have violated her probation.

Paris was cited and her 2007 Blue Bentley was impounded. Just another day in the life of the hotel heiress.

Katie Holmes Is On A Leash

Sources say that Katie Holmes bizarre behavior at the Academy Awards Vanity Fair Oscar party has raised even more questions about her relationship with Tom Cruise. Holmes spent most of her time on the red carpet strikingly demure and subservient, quietly standing behind Cruise and bowing her head. Insiders said:

Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone. "Take a shot of her," he told photographers. But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.

The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent. Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed. “She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

What the hell happened to his girl - does anyone else remember when she used to be warm, friendly, and cute - and had one of the most beautiful, fresh, smiles around? But ever since she met the dark lord of bizarre she constantly seems to have this blank, dazed expression. Even when she smiles, it seems forced some how?!?

Hef Set To Marry

The buzz during one of the Oscar parties was that Hugh Hefner is getting married before the end of the year to Holly Madison, one of his three girlfriends.

"This is very secret, but the word is 'yes,'" one insider told Page Six, "Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, 'The Girls Next Door.'

Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly... Hef sees that she is the most dedicated. Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly."

Hahaha, and if anyone ever needed an example of what money can buy - I mean Hugh is now what, 120-years-old (in actual fact he's 81) and she's 28! What possible reason could ANYONE want to MARRY someone like him (apart from the obvious)?!? Jesus the things women will [do] for fame and money!!!

Biel And Valderrama Hook Up

Super-hot actress Jessica Biel and Latino lover Wilmer Valderrama were spotted on what appeared to be an actual date last week, Page Six reports.

The pair looked like a hot new couple Thursday night at the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel. Biel arrived first... before Valderrama joined her a half-hour later.

“They were in deep conversation,” said a witness, “Then, when Latin music was playing and he twirled her about. They seemed to be together all night.”

Go the Fez!!!

Britney Loses The Plot Again - Part 2

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Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Christina Aguilera Might Be Pregnant?

A clerk at the Beverly Hills kid's store, Bellini, claims that Christina Aguilera went on a $3,000 shopping spree on Saturday. Some of the items included "a dozen Petit Bateau onesies at $20 each, several $90 little Giraffe blankets, a $350 Mia Bossi polkadot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller." The clerk said:

She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping...They said they don't know what they're having...They seemed really excited.

She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby."

I'd probably be more concerned with the species of the baby because Jordan Bratman looks like a damn circus monkey. Is their baby gonna be an amazing singer or swatting airplanes from the Empire State Building? It's hard to tell. She must be under some kind of voodoo magic, because there's no way one of the hottest chicks in music would willingly have this mutant's baby.

In real life, Jordan Bratman would be taking his Thai mail order bride, Pak-Pan, to get fitted for their Darth Vader and Princess Leia costumes. Because there's no way he's leaving this year's Star Wars convention without that trophy. It's win or go home, baby!

Britney Loses The Plot Again!

This has to be one of the funniest, weirdest, saddest things I've ever seen?!?! Oh how far we've fallen in such a short amount of time...

These are pics of Britney Spears last night outside of Kevin's place, attacking the paparazzi after he refused to speak to her. Suddenly she's remembered she's a mother, and now she can't see her kids (when it pleases her).

I tell ya its becoming quite hard to feel sorry for her in the last few days/weeks. Who would have thought that Kevin Federline would turn out to be the role model, or responsible one? My god, she's actually turned into that weird old lonely lesbian lady who lives up the street - hahaha.

I guess some of us (her long time detractors) had always suspected that she would eventually fall from grace, but never in anyone's wildest imagination did they ever predict ANYTHING like this. Her life is just becoming more and more bizarre by the hour. Can't wait to see what she's got planned for us this time next week? The mind boggles!!!

Britney Wanted Nude-Friendly Nannies

Britney Spears didn't want nannies who were too good at their job – except when it came to checking her out in the buff.

As Brit continues her mad spiral in, out, in, and out of rehab, a former nanny had come out to tattle on the pop princess. For one thing, Brit apparently didn't care about whether the kids' nannies could actually change diapers or feed the babies, so long as they were "young and hip," says one source.

When potential candidates were interviewed, their work-history or child-rearing skills were hardly even inquired about. But if they got a little too good at their job, and got close to Sean Preston, they were shown the door, because Brit didn't want any competition.

Plus, they also had to withstand her. "She stripped down naked in front of us," says another source.

Holly Valance Is Taken

Australian actress Holly Valance is on a roll right now. It ain’t quite as tasty as a multi-grain roll with ham, cheese, bit of fresh lettuce, some canned tomato and pineapple to boot… but it’s a roll all the same.

The former “Neighbours” star cum “Prison Break” co-star cum big-screen film star (granted, “D.O.A” only did reasonable business at one theater in Uganda, and only then because tickets were free) seems to have no shortage of offers at the moment.

Word is, she’s accepted one of them – a role opposite Maggie Grace and Liam Neeson in the Luc Besson produced “Taken”.

The Pierre Morel directed pic tells of a ex-soldier (Liam Neeson) who discovers his daughter (Maggie Grace) has been kidnapped by slave masters (sorry, nothing about ‘sex’ slaves in the synopsis here) in Europe. No word if Valance is the one holding the whip... or taking a whip.

Valance also recently appeared in the comedy blunder “Pledge This!” opposite Paris Hilton, and was recently rumoured to be up for a part – probably just someone looking to gain pre-finance publicity for the film, in an effort to get it bankrolled, I’m guessing – in the Donald Bradman biopic, “The Bloody Ashes”.

Britney Leaves Rehab, Again!

ET Online says that Britney Spears has left Promises rehab facility in Malibu early this morning, less than 24 hours after checking in!!

There has been no conformation of this by representatives for Britney. This time last week, Britney checked into the Crossroads Centre, a rehab facility in Antigua, and left that facility as well in less than 24 hours.

FFS - we can barely keep up with this woman!!

Scarlett Johansson Tops Playboy's List

Playboy magazine sure is taking some big risks these days.

Last year, Jessica Alba was Playboy's #1, and this year Playboy chose Scarlett Johansson as their sexiest celebrity of the year. Yeah, not ground-breaking choices, but it's better than Sports Illustrated putting Beyonce on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue.

The Sun has Playboy's statement on why Scarlett Johansson was chosen this year:

Scarlett Johansson is the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and indefinable.

Other notable women on the list were:

Angelina Jolie, Beyoncé Knowles, Carmen Electra, Charisma Carpenter, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Margolis, Denise Richards, Diora Baird, Jaime Pressly, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Lopez, Jenny McCarthy, Jessica Alba, Joanna Krupa, Kara Monaco, Kelly Monaco, Lindsay Lohan, Mansion Playmates Holly, Bridget and Kendra, Mercedes McNab, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Pussycat Dolls, Vida Guerra, Willa Ford

Britney Sells Her New Mansion

As a newly suedeheaded Britney Spears enjoys the fruits of her follicularly unencumbered, wash n' go lifestyle, the early spring cleaning continues for America's Unhinged Sweetheart, as The Scoop notes she has put the Beverly Hills home she only recently purchased back on the market:

The newly bald "Toxic" singer is looking to sell the Beverly Hills house that she bought only two months ago, according to OK! magazine.

Spears bought the six-bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom 7,553 square-foot Tuscan villa on Dec. 11 for $7.2 million, moved in a month later, moved out on January 25, and now is looking to sell it for $7.5 million, reports the mag.

"Britney says that Preston preferred living at the Malibu property," a "source close to Britney" told OK! "It has more land and huge garden -- it's a better environment for Britney to raise the boys."

Lindsay Hooks Up With Steve-O?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O -- a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab.

The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub. Also at Ted's; sultry Penelope Cruz and former "Buffy" kid-sis Michelle Trachtenberg.

Britney – Why She Did It

Britney Spears allegedly shaved her head because Kevin Federline was threatening to test her hair for drugs. K-Fed was at Britney's Malibu mansion last Friday when she got back from rehab and the two got into a huge fight. A source says:

"They had a huge argument. Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."


And after shaving her hair Friday she went to the Mondrian Hotel in an electric blue wig where sources say they saw her shaving her legs at the pool and crying after she was refused a room.

"She didn't have any credit cards, she didn't have any cash... I don't even believe she had any I.D.," dished US Weekly's Katrina Szish. "She was depressed and confused. The general consensus is we're seeing Britney have a breakdown before our very eyes."

Jesus, it's a good thing K-Fed didn't threaten to test Britney's urine. Otherwise instead of checking into rehab we'd be reading about how she died in a mysterious bladder accident after deciding she didn't need to pee anymore. Ever.

A-List'ers Ditch Paris’ Party

Paris Hilton didn't invite her best friend Kim Kardashian to her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas because she was afraid Kim's sex tape would distract from her. A source says: "She didn't want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder." Unfortunately, even the people who were invited didn't show up as she got stood up by A-list celebrities and even her friends.

Sources say there were no names there except her sister, and at one point Paris announced on a microphone that Nicole Richie was "on her way" but Richie never showed up.

But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.

Boy, she sure makes that Caligula seem like a fucking amateur, doesn’t she?

Britney Back In Rehab

Britney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. The move apparently came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.

A rep for the singer told PEOPLE, "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Last week, Spears checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later.

Kristanna Loken's Catty L-Word Cast

Although Kristanna Loken is only a shade past that age, the 27-year-old, who is making her debut on the "L Word," has taken a circuitous career path since a very high-profile gig in 2003’s "Terminator 3."

In the role as the Terminatrix, the nearly 6-foot-tall Loken was cast in part because she looked like she posed a credible threat to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s heroic Terminator. But such great heights have proven to be a hindrance to Loken, she said during an interview.

She has most often played parts in action, fantasy and horror offerings, with varied success: she has been in schlock (the movie "BloodRayne" — as a "dhampir," half-human, half-vampire), but will also star in Sci Fi Channel’s anticipated new series "Painkiller Jane." Did she choose her route down the genre road?

"Not really," Loken said, "I feel like it chose me." She laughed.

Loken added, "I’ve been this height since I was 18 years old. On ‘The L Word’ it didn’t really matter because we’re all the same lying down, and that’s what we did for half the show."

Loken is openly bisexual, which contributed to her desire to be on the show.

"I liked being able to have a same-sex relationship on screen and have it be okay," she said. That makes her one of the few "out" members of the "L Word" group, since most of the cast identifies as heterosexual or won’t speak publicly about their sexuality.

Her character will be on the series through the rest of the season, but unlike Shepherd and Matlin, Loken has no plans to return to the show, regardless of whether "Painkiller Jane" is a hit. She called Chaiken and the other producers and writers "fantastic," but said her "L Word" run was soured by "the most difficult cast I’ve ever worked with."

"I’m not naming names," she said, "But let’s just start with the fact that it’s an entire show of women. And the amount of egos and insecurities and cattiness that can go on with a bunch of women — that’s what you get. It attracts certain people that want to do something different in their career, but the girls were tough. You know?"

Loken continued, "I really like Ilene — a lot. It’s a big, ensemble cast. And sometimes you wonder if they’ve bit off more than they can chew." Chaiken complimented Loken, and would not comment on what she said about her experience on the set.

Cameron Diaz And JT Hook Up, Again?

Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz may be on the road to reunion. People magazine reports

Exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz reunited Friday night at the Whiskey Bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood. Timberlake had joined director Martin Scorsese inside the hotel’s exclusive bar. Then, at about 1 a.m., Diaz arrived.


“Cameron never joined their table,” says the observer. “She just showed up and Justin got up and started talking to her. They were being very discreet. They weren’t kissing or holding hands or anything, but they were being very friendly,” the observer adds.

The pair, who broke up last month after nearly four years together, then walked out the front door together a half-hour later.

There’s only one thing you’re doing with your ex at three in the morning in a bar, and that’s the drunken booty call.

Brady and Bridget's Unexpected Love Child

Could there be a shotgun formation in star quarterback Tom Brady's future?

Brady and actress Bridget Moynahan announced over the weekend that she's three months pregnant with his baby. Only problem is, he's with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen now.

The actress' rep confirms to Usmagazine.com that Bridget is over three months pregnant and that "former boyfriend" Brady is the dad. Brady and Bundchen have been spotted in New York and elsewhere cavorting with one another.

Customs Raid Stallone's Hotel Room

Customs officials raided the hotel room of US movie star Sylvester Stallone on Monday day as members of his entourage were seen throwing items out of the window, it has been reported.

The Daily Telegraph Online website reports the Rocky star's private jet was also searched, delaying Stallone's departure from Australia by three hours on Monday night.


The actor and his party were stopped at Sydney airport by Australian Customs Service officers on his arrival on Friday night. They were delayed for about two hours after routine X-rays of their luggage revealed several prohibited items.

Customs would not confirm the nature of the items, but it is believed banned body building drugs could be among them.

The website reports the investigation was stepped up after a visit to Stallone's Sydney hotel room revealed further evidence relating to the investigation over the importation of illegal substances.

A senior Customs source told the Daily Telegraph the investigation was fast-tracked after occupants of Stallone's room at the Park Hyatt Hotel were seen throwing items out of the window.

Customs officials had visited the Hollywood star to issue him with a summons to answer charges on the prohibited substances, which would have required a court appearance by him or his legal representative at a later date, the website said.

A Customs spokesman said investigations were ongoing and they were aware that Stallone had left the country as planned on Monday evening.

When quizzed about the incident at the Sydney premiere of his latest film, Rocky Balboa, on Saturday night, the 60-year-old laughed it off.

"That was just a misunderstanding," Stallone said.

"Customs is doing a great job. I just didn't understand some of the rules here."

When asked on the red carpet what was in his luggage, he joked, "My wife".

Ray Liotta Arrested For DUI

LOS ANGELES — Ray Liotta was arrested for DUI on Saturday night, Access Hollywood has learned.

LAPD confirmed to Access the actor was arrested shortly after 8p.m. on Saturday night in Los Angeles when Liotta’s vehicle collided with two parked cars.

No one was injured, according to LAPD.


Liotta, 52, was arrested on site and charged with misdemeanor DUI. Bail was set at $15,000. He is scheduled to appear in court on March 19.

Liotta’s film credits include “Smokin’ Aces,” “Identity,” “Unlawful Entry” and “Goodfellas.”

He also stars in the new comedy “Wild Hogs,” alongside Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence and John Travolta.

Cameron Gets Her Groove On

Cameron Diaz was seen “canoodling” with Djimon Hounsou [Gladiator and Blood Diamond]at Hyde in L.A. on Thursday night. Cameron recently broke up with Justin Timberlake and dodged rumors she was dating Kelly Slater. Witnesses say that Cameron and Djimon were all over each other.

People reports:
“It looked like the perfect post-Valentine’s Day date,” a patron tells PEOPLE of the pair, who were with several other friends.

“They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action,” says the source. “Cameron looked so happy… Djimon followed her every move.”

Diaz, 34, and Hounsou, 42, hit the dancefloor for Michael Jackson’s “Burn This Disco Out” and Gnarls Barkley’s version of “Gone Daddy Gone,” says the onlooker, adding, “They were dancing really close, bodies pressed together.”

A rep for Diaz says the pair are just friends. “Cameron was out to dinner with friends, they ran into Djimon and he joined them for a drink at Hyde,” says the rep. “They are friends, nothing more.”

A rep for Hounsou did not return calls for comment.

Jesus she isn't wasting anytime.

Britney Breakdown: The Tattoo(s)

"She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out," reveals Emily Wynne-Hughes, an employee at Body & Soul, the Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor where Britney got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist.

Hughes tells Us Weekly, "She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around."

At one point during Britney's one-hour visit, Hughes asked Britney why there was a pink stain on her fluffy white handbag and Britney said she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

Earlier that night, Britney brazenly shaved off all her hair. When asked why she shaved her head, Hughes says Britney replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

Everyone at the tattoo parlor was shocked by Spears bizarre behavior.

Hughes, who was appalled and concerned by what she saw, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"

Damn man, this isn't even funny - she's seriously lost and or losing the plot and pray we dont' have another Anna Nicole Smith scenario on our hands here...

Britney Breakdown: Shaves Her Head!!

Britney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist.

How, what, when, and WTF is going on?!?

It all began at 7pm last night. Britney Spears reportedly went to a hair salon on Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley. She had apparently called someone from the salon, which was closed, to come back and open the doors just for her.

It's then she apparently began to cry in her car for ten minutes before finally going back inside where there, after losing her patience, she picked up some shears and proceeded to SHAVE HER OWN HEAD!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? This is one of the most extraordinary things I've ever seen. If this isn't a cry for help, what is? This girl is on the edge - someones gotta step in and do something, anything... it seems she's totally alone.

Here are some initial pix - they're very disturbing to say the least...

Is Lindsay Lohan Having Threesomes?

This is about as unsubstantiated as it gets, and is really pure speculation, but after reading a "blind item" from the New York Daily News, one easily comes to the conclusiong that Lindsay Lohan is having threesome sex, with two male partners.

"Which red-hot rehabber has a new thing for threesomes with two gentlemen friends?"

I mean, who the hell else are we supposed to think it is?

Now that Lindsay is out of Rehab, we know she'll have to replace one addiction for another (assuming she really has stopped drinking and doing drugs *cough* Bullshit *cough*), and it seems sex would be the most likely alternative.

Nicole Richie Charged With DUI

Nicole Richie has been charged with misdemeanor driving under the influence. The DA says Richie is charged with being under the influence of "an alcoholic beverage and a drug."

Richie was arrested on December 11 on suspicion of driving under the influence, when she was stopped for going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. At the time of her arrest, Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot, but never mentioned consuming any alcohol.

Richie will be arraigned in Los Angeles County Superior Court in Glendale, Calif. on February 21.

Top Agent Out Foxes Himself

February 17, 2007 - Was Kiran Chetry a traitorous bitch? Or was Fox News simply overwhelmed by the cost of maintaining its "News Hotties" division?

The William Morris Agency tried to play hardball with the Fox News Channel, but it struck out big time - with its client, news cutie Kiran Chetry, getting cut from the network.


Sources report that William Morris super-agent John Ferriter - who'd recently started representing Chetry, co-host of "Fox & Friends" weekend shows - told the network to fire Gretchen Carlson, co-anchor of the higher-rated weekday "Fox & Friends," so Chetry could take her place.

But the backstabbing request backfired on Thursday, when Fox executives fired off an angry letter to Ferriter saying they were terminating their contract with Chetry for the treachery.

Sources say that the dark-haired, Nepalese beauty had been pulling down $300,000-plus a year, and Fox offered to bump her salary to $400,000 in a new contract that could have started March 6. But Ferriter countered with a salary demand of more than $700,000, plus his insistence that Chetry take over the morning job from Carlson, a blond former Miss America.

In a letter dated Thursday, Fox legal and business affairs v.p. Dianne Brandi told Ferriter he had "treated Fox News with such arrogant disregard that we do not desire to do any further business with you..."

"You and your client's unprofessional demand that we include a clause in her agreement which would have been detrimental to other Fox talent, is simply not the way we do business. We had hoped that Ms. Chetry would have a bright future with the Fox News Channel, however this negotiation has now become more trouble than it is worth..."

Another sources cattily commented: "Looks like Ferriter tried to play hardball with [Fox News Chairman] Roger Ailes... And to think that some people say TV agents are bad. We know of one that certainly is." A Fox spokeswoman confirmed the story, but Ferriter did not return a call for comment.

Meanwhile, fast-sinking, second-place CNN picked up top-rated Fox's crumbs yesterday, signing Chetry as a substitute anchor and correspondent. One Fox insider scoffed: "Let's see what happens. Remember, the last one they took from us was Paula Zahn, and look where she went."

I tell ya what, WTF are Fox doing? Are they trying to fail?!? First they play around with the "Fox and Friends" formula by relegating ED Hill to another time slot, and adding Gretchen Carlson - who is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

Then in the meantime [over the last few months] they ditch Linda Vester, Donna Fiducia, Bridgette Quin, and Dari Alexander!!! And now Kiran Chetry... damn it. I tell you if something happens to Laurie Dhue or Juliet Huddy, se ya later!!!

Denise Richards Sideswiped in Beverly Hills

Denise Richards was the victim of a dangerous hit-and-run sideswipe in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The former Bond girl was getting her daughter Sam out of her Mercedes SUV when the car was sideswiped yesterday while parked on Santa Monica Blvd. No one was injured, but Denise was shaken as she told cameras, "The guy took my door off, I was taking her out on the other side and he took the door off!"

Richards can be seen unloading car seats and personal items from the Mercedes to a sidewalk, where she and Sam, her daughter with Charlie Sheen, waited over an hour for boyfriend Richie Sambora. After Sambora appeared, he kissed Denise and consoled Sam, and the SUV was towed.

The Hiltons Hit Vegas

The Hilton sisters are back in Vegas again, and will be there to celebrate Paris’ birthday with ex-flame Stavros Niarchos.

“They are back together again and in full force,” one of their friends divulged.

Meanwhile little sister Nicky will be debuting her new couture fashion line in a premiere showcase.

Paris’ birthday bash will take place on Saturday at Body English in the Hard Rock, and Nicky’s introduction of her new “Nicholai” label is at PURE in Caesars Palace.

In related news, the 25-year-old heiress is picking up a $1-million paycheck for flying to Vienna, Austria yesturday, for a dinner-dance date with an ageing European mogul who shelled out the astronomical fee for Paris to attend the famous Opera Ball.

Ha, I wonder what else he got for that money? Well I guess it's true what they say – money can’t by you taste.

Celeb vs. Celeb: Pimp Match up - O’Connell vs Valderrama

Okay, so here's a match up between two notable studs in Hollywood - Jerry O'Connell, and Wilma Valderrama. First, let's check out their hitlist (in no particular order) and then you decide who is the bigger stud.

Personally, I think Ass "Quality" rests with Jerry O’Connell, meanwhile Valderrama’s batch on the other hand is quite impressive as well - I mean popping Mandy Moore’s cherry has got to count for something?!?!

Jerry O’Connell’s Sexual Hitlist:
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Geri Halliwell
3. Rebecca Romijn
4. Giuliana DePandi (from E! News)

Wilmer Valderrama’s Sexual Hitlist:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Mandy Moore
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Ashlee Simpson

Here are a few pics of the girls in question:

Britney Enters, Exits Rehab?

Reports are coming in that Britney Spears checked into a rehab facility two days ago but refused to stay and immediately checked out less than 24 hours later.

The facility was located outside the country and she's currently on her way back to Los Angeles.

Wow, a whole fucking day of rehab. I wonder if we'll even be able to recognize her anymore after the big change.

JLo Boards the Mothership

Its been reported that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are indeed Scientologists.

JLo has previously denied she and her father had converted over but now FOX news is reporting that the pair have been taking meetings at the Scientology center in Hollywood since December.


Marc Anthony [aka Skeletor] apparently has taken the “purification” course, a sauna that supposedly “cures” all ills, while JLo may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues.

The pair have also been quite chummy with TomKat in the past few months, and JLo’s new friendship with fellow Scientologist, Leah Remini, has also heated up.

Hehe, lets see how long it takes for Posh and Becks to fall for their bullshit lies and cult! Seriously, some celebs really make you wonder how and who the hell they slept with to get where they are?!?

Paris Gets Trash Thrown At Her

Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her. Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick.





Hilton later dismissed the incident as "no big deal" and said she loved her fans. She also ran into trouble in Germany yesterday because her passport had expired, and she needed the U.S. ambassador to Austria to vouch for her.

Taking questions from some 100 reporters earlier, Hilton said she "loved" classical music and that she grew up listening to it. "As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night," she said, adding later that she "really loved" old Michael Jackson songs, Madonna and hip-hop. Hilton said there were "a lot of people who need help" in the world and that she planned to go to Africa sometime this year. "As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what's going on in the world," she said.

She's attending the Opera Ball and said she enjoys classical music because it's so boring it helps her fall asleep. Nice. And only Paris Hilton could have trash thrown at her and misinterpret that as loving fans. She's in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: "Take that, you useless whore!" and she'd laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her.

Britney’s Backup Career

If Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go so well, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Spears will send you, absolutely free, a pre-recorded story of your choice from MidnightFantasyBritneySpears.com. The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Brit to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words -- which come together to make a "fantasy." A fantasy in itself.

Aguilera's "BJ" Song

Christina Aguilera recently claimed that she recorded a groany, gaspy paean to oral sex entitled "Fuck You, Suck You", but despite producer Linda Perry's pleas, she will never release it.

Xtina, if modern music has taught us anything, it's that anything you drunkenly record as a joke will end up being a huge hit. Two words: My Humps!

Speaking at the Grammy Awards, she said, "We recorded it one night over whiskey in the studio. It's completely breathy."

"Linda wanted to put it out under someone else's name. But I play it when I have my friends over when we've had one too many and start rolling around the floor with each other."

So not only did Christina get completely hosed on JD and hit the studio to record moans and slurpy noises into a mic while the 4 Non Blondes lady egged her on, she willingly busts out said moany slurps after inviting a passel of saucy, scantily-clad lady friends over for cocktails, pillow fights, and jiggly, giggly floor-rolling.

Jessica Simpson Wants to Adopt

Jessica Simpson has been inspired to follow her adoption dreams by celebrity activist Angelina Jolie.

The newly-single pop star once begged her father to let her adopt a Mexican orphan during a trip to Latin America when she was a teenager, and now she's seriously considering giving a child a home and a better life.


And it’s all thanks to actress Jolie, who has adopted two kids and is carrying boyfriend Brad Pitt’s first child.

Simpson says, “I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things and the international adoption rate just since her (decision to adopt) has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.”

She goes on to say, “I want to adopt and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids.”

And Simpson is hoping she can inspire other wannabe moms to follow her example by urging politicians to help cut through red tape that prevents certain couples from adopting. The pop star is planning to speak to President George W Bush about the issue, urging him to make it easier for interracial couples to adopt.

Hahaha, now there’s a riveting conversation – Simpson and Bush.

Cameron Diaz: The New Britney?

Be on the lookout for some Cameron Diaz beaver shots to surface soon on the net, because it seems that the newly-single Ms. Diaz has joined forces with the overexposed party-zealous celebutant types known as “The Firecrotch, Herpelina, and Razorburn McGee.”

The Post-Chronicle reports it looks like Cameron has decided to follow in Britney Spears’ footsteps [by hanging out] with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton… Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lindsay Lohan partied at club Hyde together.

Ivanka vs. Paris – Bitchfight Brews

Ivanka Trump is slamming rival heiress Paris Hilton, saying that she works "13-hour days" for her riches, unlike "party kid" Hilton -- and doesn't want to be compared to the lodging heiress anymore.

The Donald's daughter (seen here partying with Paris last summer) reportedly told the London Express (via MSNBC's Jeanette Walls) that she and Hilton are "totally different individuals ... I've never had a sense of entitlement."


What's more, says Ivanka, "If I were to go off the rails ... I would not be able to afford my lifestyle." Ivanka also takes pains to point out that she had to buy her own house (from her father, of course), and that she has a mortgage.

It is unclear whether Ms. Hilton has a mortgage as well, and she hasn't shot back as yet.

Keira Knightley To Go Nude

Rejoice, Keira Knightley fans! You will once again have the chance to see Keira Knightley nude when her new film Silk hits theatres on August 13.

While this won't be the first time we see Keira Knightley nude on screen (she flashed her breasts in The Hole, was naked in sex scenes and the bath in The Jacket, and did strip scenes and sex scenes in Domino), but it sounds like this movie will be her most revealing.

According to posts on IMDb, Keira gets naked several times and is in a scene topless, at the very least. They go on to say, "For all the people excited to see Keira - yes you do see her topless many, many times"

"She is nude only in a couple of scenes in 'Silk', once during a love scene and another that readers of the novella will recognize which is when Herve is looking at the letter the 'Concubine' wrote: and Helene leans over him with her gown gaping open and he internally remarks about her breasts (something about how they are small and like a little girl's or something like that)".

Now keep in mind, these eye-witness accounts are based on the test screenings, and many things can be changed before the film's release, but it does sound promising.

Heather and Bridget Make Out

Here's Heather Graham and Bridget Moynahan making out in their new movie, Gray Matters. I'm guessing this clip is the only thing worth seeing, but nevertheless, I'll give them the benefit of the doubt. BTW, in this film Bridget is playing Heather's sister-in-law... wow!

Lohan Buys Monroe’s Home

Is Lindsay Lohan channeling Marilyn Monroe's ghost? According to Radar, the recently rehabilitated Lohan, 20, just purchased the long deceased iconic actress's home, a 2-bedroom ground-floor apartment in the West Hollywood El Palacio Apartments.

This isn't the first time Lohan has exhibited a frightening Marilyn Monroe fixation. Back in August, the young actress spoke to Elle about her desire to visit the troops in Iraq.

"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

However, Usmagazine.com ouija board is telling Lindsay to BEWARE! Although Monroe lived in the apartment in the 1950's (well before her death in 1962), so did two other infamous glamour girls.

20-year-old heiress Georgette Bauerdorf and actress Dorothy Dandridge (once portrayed by Halle Berry) both died under mysterious circumstances in the very same El Palacio pad. In 1944, Bauerdorf was found strangled, face down in her bathtub, while Dandridge committed suicide by OD'ing on barbiturates in 1965.

Yep, with her history I think Lindsay will be right at home.

Reese Fires Her Agents

Oscar-winner Reese Witherspoon has fired her Hollywood agents at Endeavor and moved over to Creative Artists Agency (CAA).

The move is the second agency switch for the actress since the retirement of longtime agent Steve Dontanville, who discovered and signed Witherspoon when she was 13. While at Endeavor, she made the upcoming thriller Rendition, starring Jake Gyllenhaal and Meryl Streep and signed on for the remake of Bunny Lake is Missing.

A source tells veteran Hollywood columnist Nikki Finke Witherspoon's recent split from husband Ryan Phillippe could have played a part in her decision saying, "Going through a divorce causes people to do a re-examination." The Walk The Line star is considered to be one of the most sought-after actresses in Hollywood where she commands an average of $15 million per picture.

Beyonce Does Sports Illustrated Cover

LOS ANGELES - Tyra Banks marks a modeling milestone next week, and is donning a decade-old bikini to celebrate the special anniversary.

Ten years ago, Banks became the first black supermodel to appear alone on the cover of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition. The 2007 edition, which has a music theme, features 25-year-old singer and "Dreamgirls" actress Beyonce on the cover wearing a yellow-and-pink bikini.


Sports Illustrated said Beyonce is the first nonmodel/nonathlete to appear as the main subject on the cover of the swimsuit issue. The inside of the magazine features scantily clad models posing with Kanye West, Aerosmith, Kenny Chesney, Gnarls Barkley and Panic! At the Disco. A five-page spread featuring model Anne Vyalitsyna was shot at the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Museum in Cleveland.

Banks, 33, recently returned to the Bahamas to recreate the shoot that landed her on the coveted Sports Illustrated cover, even wearing the same red polka dot bikini — with a few adjustments.

"I was about 140 pounds on that cover ... and I'm 161 now," the 5-foot-10 TV host told The Associated Press on Tuesday. "I'd say I looked like a stripper when I put it on."

Banks, who retired from modeling in 2005, said some extra fabric was added to make the bikini a little less itsy-bitsy.

"They covered the sides of my chest so that it wasn't so much hangin' out. And they put some extenders on the sides of the bikini bottom so it fit," she said.

Last month, Banks, who hosts the syndicated "The Tyra Banks Show" and the CW network's "America's Next Top Model," was mocked on the Internet for unflattering photos showing her in a one-piece bathing suit.

In the AP Radio interview, Banks said she considered going on a crash diet before the Bahamas shoot to look the same as she did 10 years ago, but then thought better of it.

"I think there's more power in embracing what I am now and showcasing that," she said.

"I'm thinking that I should probably do this every 10 years," she continued. "So, in 2017 maybe I'll get in the swimsuit again and I'll have to get them to add a little more fabric."

Banks will show the results on Monday's episode of her talk show.

Bikini Britney Keeps Clubbing

MOTHER of the Year Britney Spears didn't let a night of throwing up in Tenjune's bathroom halt her party plans. The tipsy tart was back in action Sunday night, donning a bikini and white busboy coat at One Little West 12th.

"She didn't like what she was wearing," says a spy, "so she asked one of the dancers to trade clothes with her."

Spears then changed out of her tight red dress and returned wearing the bikini under the coat - and proceeded to dance.

Yeah, so is that what they call it these days when two girls go into the bathroom to fool around together for a few minutes - just clothes swapping? Oh yeah, I believe that... lol

Flying The Friendly Skies

BRIT heartthrob Ralph Fiennes might have forgotten his role as a global promoter of safe sex when he allegedly joined the mile-high club with a stewardess who's since been suspended from her job.

The blue-eyed star of "The English Patient" and "Schindler's List" was on a five-day, UNICEF tour of AIDS-ravaged India last month to raise awareness about STDs when he met Qantas flight attendant Lisa Robinson in the business-class section of the Darwin-to-Mumbai (Bombay) flight.

According to reports in Australian and British papers, Robinson, a 38-year-old former cop, said Fiennes began chatting her up and sat with her in the crew jump seat during rest breaks, even though that was against the rules. Then he made his move.

"While conversing with Mr. Fiennes during my break, I expressed a need to go to the toilet. I went to the nearby toilet and entered it; he followed me," she said in a statement to her Qantas bosses.

"I explained to him that this was inappropriate and asked him to leave. Mr. Fiennes became amorous toward me, and, after a short period of time, I convinced him to leave the toilet, which he did. I left a short time later."

But two other crew members caught the pair leaving the bathroom and told their superiors, and Qantas confirmed that it had suspended Robinson without pay pending an investigation. The stewardess, who'll get the ax if it turns out there was sex, took a swipe at her co-workers.

"At no time did any crew member come to my assistance. At no time were any other customers aware of this incident. At no time did I put the Qantas name or reputation in jeopardy."

Fiennes, 44, who is dating Irish interior designer Sirin Lewenden, is to appear this summer as the evil wizard Lord Voldemort in "Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix."

Soft-spoken and impeccably mannered, he's gained a reputation as a cunning womanizer since leaving wife Alex Kingston for Francesca Annis, 18 years his senior. Fiennes wooed Lewenden for eight weeks, employing various stratagems before he finally performed naked yoga for her in her Dublin apartment. He has also been linked to Gina Gershon, Jennifer Lopez and Ellen Barkin.

Robbie Willaims Goes into Rehab

ROBBIE WILLIAMS has been admitted into rehab for treatment for his dependency on prescription drugs, his spokeswoman said today. The former Take That star, who is 33 today, has entered a clinic in the US.

His spokeswoman BRYONY WATTS said, "Robbie Williams has today been admitted into a treatment centre in America for his dependency on prescription drugs. There will be no further comment on this matter."

This is not the first time the star, who now lives in LA, has battled with his demons. After he left Take That, he entered rehab for addiction to drink and drugs ... Robbie received mixed reviews for his latest album Rudebox and only one Brit nomination. He recently cancelled the Asia leg of his Close Encounters world tour, citing stress and exhaustion as the reason.

Britney's Ex: Kiss And Tell Interview

In one of the strangest and most confusing interviews I've ever read, Isaac Cohen [Britney’s recent ex] tells the News of the World that Britney Spears was a sex maniac and fell apart once the sex stopped.

On partying, having sex, and coping with her divorce:
“She loves sex and is incredibly adventurous. She was totally happy when we were locked in each other's arms."

“But once the sex stopped Britney was like a little girl lost, unable to cope. She would lie like a limp rag doll in my arms and say, ‘Why can't everyone leave me alone?’ and, ‘What have I done to deserve this?’”

“By the time I met Britney she was burnt out. She knew she had been drinking and partying as a way to try to banish the bad stuff from her life. Far from the trashy drunk, I saw a very shy, sweet girl who was just desperately sad about what had happened with her marriage. Yes she enjoyed Jack Daniel's but she was trying not to get in the state she had been in with Paris. Her boys mean everything to her and she worried she might lose them in a custody battle.”

“It was clear she was not over her marriage. The first time she invited me to her home I saw her wedding dress hung on the wall in a glass box. As we made love that night it was like Kevin was in bed beside us. She had not even begun to move on with her life. She needed me to hold her and tell her what a beautiful girl she is. We would make slow love until the sun came up. She has an amazing body and I loved exploring every inch of it. Britney is not shy about her body so she slowly stripped off her clothes and beckoned me to join her under the stars in the pool.”

On their trip to Vegas:
“It was an amazing view over the Las Vegas strip. But we didn't stay long as we wanted to try out the bed. So we clambered on and I grabbed the remote and started it turning round and round. All the time as we made love we watched ourselves in the mirrored ceiling. It was amazing but we did it so many times it made us start to feel sick. We had to turn it off.”

On her figure:
“Like any woman who has had two children she worried about her figure. As far as I was concerned she was gorgeous, but she had such low self esteem she sometimes would not listen. She would say, ‘Am I fat? Am I fat?’ then spend hours dancing around the house trying to burn off calories. She was always jumping around. Other times, she got so low she didn't care what she looked like. She could not care less some days if she went out of the house without brushing her hair or checking to see if her outfit matched. That's just where she was in her life. She had so much on her plate with the children she had precious little time to worry about how she looked.”

On Paris and breaking up:
“I rarely saw Britney with any friends and during our time together I never saw her with Paris, it was like that was a part of her life she wanted to forget. I adore Britney and in a different place at a different time we might have stood a chance. It was far too soon for her to get involved in a relationship with anyone. But she has coped with so much in her life I hope she does not give up now. She is too special for that.”

What's wrong with this guy? He keeps using the phrase “made love” and speaks like he's writing a bargain bin romance novel. He probably has a giant poster of Fabio hanging over his bed. It's no wonder his relationship with Britney Spears didn't work out because apparently he has a vagina.

Simpson And Mayer Are Together, Period!

Okay, so everybody knows that Jessica Simpson and John Mayer are totally together going at it like rabbits, so what's with all the "media speculation" surrounding their relationship. There's nothing to speculate about.

The couple were spotted at the Sony/BMG Grammy after party, getting cozy, kissy, and caressy, but still, E! Online isn't sure about the whole thing. If John Mayer and Jessica Simpson aren't dating, they sure act like they are.


"She's a lovely woman, and I'm glad to be with her," is what he told Ryan Seacrest on the red carpet—in Japanese.

And later that night, around 9:15 p.m., Mayer was the third celeb to hit Sony's Grammy after-party at the Beverly Hills Hotel. About a half hour later, Simpson popped in.

"She and Mayer went deep in conversation, and Simpson made a sweet pouty face. And then it happened. I saw Mayer kiss Simpson tenderly on the cheek.They parted ways, and Simpson chatted with her sister, Ashlee. But few minutes later, she and Mayer were talking. This time, Mayer was stroking her back." and insider says.

WTF? Give me a break. What's the big mystery here? They're obviously together. We know it. They know it. They know we know they know it – it’s pathetic.

I know Jessica’s probably hoping to stretch out the suspense most probably to get back at the whole Nick and Vanessa thing, but seriously it’s getting to the point where in the end we just don’t care and will just make up our own minds about what’s true or not. If you ask me, Jessica can do sooo much better.

Justin Timberlake and Scarlett Johannson Music Video

Here's Justin Timberlake's music video for "What Goes Around... Comes Around" which premiered on iTunes today. It's basically the longest music video ever and is the supposed reason Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake broke up. Seeing the chemistry between JT and Scarlett I can see why. I gotta say I actually like this video - it's pretty kick ass.

Britney Wants To Get Laid

Britney Spears, who seems unaware that she has two infants at home in a closet playing with plastic bags, has been stepping up to the plate like a real champ.

Last night she hit Marquee in New York, and according to Page Six, "was partying like a college girl looking to get laid".

[At Marquee] sources said she was dancing with her girlfriends and "demanded all alcohol be kept far away from her."

But other witnesses weren't buying that.

"She must have been drinking secretly in the bathroom," said one, "Because she was falling all over the place. She was also chomping on lollipops from the bathroom all night, and she didn't leave any money for the bathroom attendant."

Spears' wild night then continued at club Tenjune, where she was seen arriving at 2:30am with a group of friends. "Britney was completely hammered," said a witness.

Again, the tank top-clad party girl asked that no alcohol be put on the table - but clubgoers saw her dancing on the banquettes and "drinking what looked like vodka and O.J."

Later, "A model guy came to her table and she started making out with him."

Hahaha, I bet that guy must have some stories to tell - I almost feel sorry for him.

Elle Wants To Get Laid

The 43-Year-old single mother of two is shocked at her boring lack of a sex life according to sources.

“I just don’t get men hitting on me,” says supermodel Elle MacPherson, who apparently hasn’t had sex for two years!

The Australian supermodel and lingerie designer says she doesn’t have much luck with men.

“It’s crazy but, apart from a brief romantic intermission last summer, I have been single and celibate for two years. How boring is that?”

Men are intimidated by her looks.

She said, “I just don’t get men hitting on me, but I’m a hopeless flirt. I’ll go up to a guy and say, ‘I think you are so beautiful’. But it doesn’t work.”

The overweening years of supermodel confidence have failed to prepare the Amazonian, slightly leathery McPherson for life in her 40s but she is using her celibate estrogen reserve powers for good not for evil, doing countless appearances for charitable events.

Mary-Kate Olsen Is Drunk and Horny

What is it about Bungalow 8 that makes celebrities get hot, sweaty, and horny? Tuesday night, Mary-Kate Olsen was apparently "weaving around and kept falling off the banquettes she was dancing on," insiders said.

"She made out with three random guys and was wearing a Mardi Gras mask." A rep for the tiny twin noted that she was sober and declined comment.



Yeah, I bet she did. I guess it isn't a real Mary-Kate Olsen story unless she's wearing something stupid or like in this case, a Mardi Gras mask? Wow, what a tremendous disguise?

Sophie Monk's New Friends

Dating fraternal twins Joel Madden and Benji Madden, has been a bonding experience for Nicole Richie and Aussie singer/actress Sophie Monk. The two have been inseperable the past few weeks as the Madden brothers, both 27, have been on tour with their band Good Charlotte.

Benji just recently proposed to the stunning Sophie Monk, 27, on Christmas Eve, presenting her with a 3.5-carat diamond and platinum engagement ring by star jeweler Neil Lane.

While Nicole Richie, 25, and Joel have only been dating a short time, friends of the star tell Celebrity Babylon she is serious about her tattood boyfriend.

"She flew all the way to Japan last week to be with him," says the source, "she is really into the guy, it's serious."

For his part, friends say Joel is completely over his previous love Hilary Duff, 19.

"It's like Hilary, who?"

Instead of being with her recently reunited Simple Life BFF Paris Hilton, 25, Richie is constantly enjoying the simple things with her new BFF Sophie, like trips to LAX to send their guys off with steamy public make-out sessions, or sojourns to a vegan restaurant for figure slimming organic meals.

Could all this togetherness mean that there is a double wedding on the way?

Anna Nicole Smith Dies In Florida

Anna Nicole Smith, the voluptuous former Playboy centerfold who married an octogenarian billionaire and waged a legal battle for his fortune all the way to the Supreme Court, died Thursday after collapsing at a hotel. She was 39.

The blond bombshell — who recently became tabloid fodder all over again after the sudden, apparently drug-related death of her 20-year-old son — was stricken while staying at the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel and Casino and was rushed to a hospital.


Edwina Johnson, chief investigator of the Broward County Medical Examiner's Office, said the cause of death was under investigation and an autopsy would be done on Friday.

A private nurse called 911 after finding Smith unresponsive in her sixth-floor room, said Seminole Police Chief Charlie Tiger. He said Smith's bodyguard administered cardiopulmonary resuscitation about an hour before she was declared dead.

Through the '90s and into the new century, Smith was famous for being famous, a pop-culture punchline because of her up-and-down weight, her exaggerated curves, her little-girl voice, her ditzy-blonde persona, and her over-the-top revealing outfits.

The curvaceous Texas-born Smith was a topless dancer at strip club before she entered her photos in a search contest and made the cover of Playboy magazine in 1992, captivating readers with her Marilyn Monroe looks.

She became Playboy's playmate of the year in 1993. She was also signed to a contract with Guess jeans, appearing in TV commercials, billboards and magazine ads.
In 1994, she married 89-year-old oil tycoon J.

Howard Marshall II, the head of oil-based Koch Industries, which is part of a family fortune worth at least $400 million. He died in 1995 at age 90, setting off a feud with her former stepson, E. Pierce Marshall, over whether she had a right to his estate.

A federal court in California awarded Smith $474 million. That was later overturned. But in May, the U.S. Supreme Court revived her case, ruling that she deserved another day in court in her battle with her former stepson. The stepson died June 20 at age 67. But the family said the court fight would continue.

More recently, Smith's ballooning figure and up-and-down weight became a subject of public fascination. But she lost a reported 69 pounds and became a spokeswoman for TrimSpa, a weight-loss supplement.

She starred in her own reality TV series, "The Anna Nicole Show," in 2002-04. Cameras followed her around as she sparred with her lawyer, hung out with her personal assistant and interior decorator, and cooed at her poodle, Sugar Pie. She also appeared in movies, performing a bit part in "The Hudsucker Proxy" in 1994.

After news came of Smith's death, G. Eric Brunstad Jr., the lawyer who represented Marshall, said in a statement: "We're very shocked by the news and extend the deepest condolences to her family."

Smith's son, Daniel Smith, died Sept. 10 in his mother's hospital room in the Bahamas, just days after she gave birth to a daughter. An American medical examiner hired by the family, Cyril Wecht, said he had methadone and two antidepressants in his system when he died.

Low levels of the three drugs interacted to cause an accidental death, Wecht said. Last month, a Bahamas magistrate scheduled a formal inquiry into the death for March 27.

Meanwhile, the paternity of her now 5-month-old daughter remained a matter of dispute. The birth certificate lists Dannielynn's father as attorney Howard K. Stern, Smith's most recent companion. Smith's ex-boyfriend Larry Birkhead was waging a legal challenge, saying he was the father.

Debra Opri, the attorney who filed his paternity suit, said Birkhead "is devastated. He is inconsolable, and we are taking steps now to protect the DNA testing of the child. The child is our number one priority."

She was born Vickie Lynn Hogan on Nov. 28, 1967, in Houston, one of six children of Donald Eugene and Virgie Hart Hogan. She married Bill Smith in 1985, giving birth to Daniel before divorcing two years later.

"From my professional exposure to Anna Nicole, I can say she was always personable, down to earth and driven. All in all, a joy to have as a client," said Wayne Munroe, her Bahamian lawyer who has overseen the aftermath of her son's mysterious death in Nassau.

Britney Has Lesbian Orgies

Although this is old news, In Touch Weekly claims Britney Spears is into girls and has been living "a secret life of wild sex long before her marriage ended."

A friend of Kevin Federline says, "Britney was into threesomes and girls." He says Britney would often invite a bunch of girlfriends over to the couple's house to party.


An insider who knows the couple well says that over the course of a night, Britney would often disappear into a bedroom with her girlfriends.

"Sometimes it was three girls, and sometimes there were more like six," the insider says, "I heard about her being with girls at least 20 times while they were married."

A friend says that Kevin plans to use tales of Britney's secret sexual exploits and drug use in his battle for custody of their sons, Sean Preston, 17 months, and Jayden, 5 months.

"She has told Kevin more than once that she is sexually attracted to women and men equally," says the pal, "He wants to show that she's not such an angel after all."

Well unfortunately the thought of Britney in all girl, 6 person orgy just isn't as appealing as it use to be...

Eva Mendes Is Cheap Not Easy

Eva Mendes is a cheap date.

The stunning Cuban-American actress, who has just finished shooting 'Ghost Rider' with Nicolas Cage, isn't obsessed with how wealthy a potential suitor is but does expect to be treated with respect.

Mendes - who still drives the same car she did four years ago - told GQ magazine: "I'm such a cheap date, it's not even funny. But I'm cheap, not easy. I have high expectations."

The 'Hitch' star has also revealed she is looking for an intelligent man because she is not that smart.

She explained: "I need my man to be very intelligent and well-read, to make up for what I don't have. I admit I'm not booksmart. Hey, I'm sweet and lovable, but I'm not an intellectual, let's face it."

Biel Replaces Lohan

Jessica Biel has reportedly landed a plum movie role that had been originally intended for troubled actress Lindsay Lohan. Biel, 24, will now play Hester Worsley in the film version of Oscar Wilde’s “A Woman of No Importance,” Myriad Films tells In Touch Magazine.

Lindsay had already announced last week that she was pulling out of the film, saying that she needed to concentrate on getting sober following her decision to seek help, according to sources. The decision to cast Jessica has reportedly threatened to reignite a simmering feud between the two starlets.

Drew Barrymore Hooks Up

After splitting with Fabrizio Moretti recently, Drew Barrymore has reportedly started getting close with Zach Braff.

They "were very into each other" during the SNL after-party at Sapa, and the two spent the night in the corner "really focused on each other."

A rep for Barrymore insists they're just friends but a source says Drew's friends are telling everybody they're "definitely dating."

Kim Kardashian Sex Tape

The sex tape that didn’t exist and if it did certainly wasn’t for sale has now been sold to Vivid Entertainment and will be on the market February 28. Kim Kardashian (Paris Hiltons latest accessory) repeatedly denied any involvement in the sale of a sex tape made with ex-boyfriend Ray J (brother of singer/murderer Brandy).

But AVN will announce later today that Vivid has reached an agreement with all parties involved to market and sell the tape under the name "Kim Kardashian Superstar"

Sources say that among other raunchy activities, "the sex tape features certain explicit water sports as well". So not only is she sexy and exotic looking, she's kinky as hell. Can't wait.

Britney Is Single

Oh, I know, I couldn't believe it either, but Isaac Cohen broke up with Britney Spears on the phone Sunday night while she was in New York and he was in Los Angeles. Cohens agent confirmed to OK! magazine that the two were no longer an item.

They began dating in mid-December, including a weekend in the $40,000-a-night suite at the Palms Casino Resort in Las Vegas. A source says:

"(he was) looking to get out of the relationship for a while. It was a bit much for him. There was a lot of drama – it was too much of a whirlwind. It wasn’t one thing in particular. Her likes her. They had a good time together. He was doing his best to help her out – but there is only so much one person can do."

Gez that's pretty bad when you think about it. Just a few years ago Britney was the hottest piece of ass on the planet and ever 16-year-old boys fantasy. But now she's getting dumped by d-list posers. I really wonder if she'll ever make a true come back...

I was going to find a recent pic of her, but like most people, I think I'd like to just remember her for how hot she use to be.

Aguilera's Naked Sundays

Christina Aguilera says she has no problem walking around the house naked when home alone with husband Jordan Bratman. In fact, they even have an entire day devoted to it. CNN says:

"We claim ourselves to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called 'naked Sundays," Aguilera tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday.


"You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," says Aguilera.

So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. "We do everything naked. We cook naked."

"You cook naked?" asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: "Yeah, we cook naked."

"Nothing with grease -- that could splatter," says DeGeneres.

"Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies.

JT Hooks Up With Johansson?

Despite flying in Jessica Biel for a date at the Sundance Film Festival just two weeks ago, Justin Timberlake is now rumored to be spending more and more time with Scarlett Johansson. The two even spent Superbowl weekend together in Miami.

In Touch weekly says: "They spent the whole weekend together" — who reportedly had a fling after she starred in his video "What Goes Around". They met up at his bungalow in the Delano hotel at around 3:00a.m. on February 4, and later that night the couple were spotted at an exclusive after-party at Mokai.

"They were dancing and whispering in each other's ears," an onlooker says, "They were having a really good time together." At 3:30 a.m. on February 5, the pair then snuck out the back door holding hands and headed back to the Delano for the night.

Although Jessica is still in the picture, an insider added, "Justin and Scarlett are totally back on."

Man, I'm thinking that right now JT is thinking that if this was the amount of tail he was capable of getting (Biel, Milano, and Johansson), he would have broekn off with Cameron ages ago...

Las Vegas: Playground To The Stars

HEADLINE stars Kevin Spacey and Kate Bosworth, who are about to start an eight-week shoot of their new '21' movie all around Vegas, did "research" at the Playboy Club at the Palms.

Kevin took a quick walk through, but Kate stayed most of the night playing blackjack and enjoying Dom Perignon champagne and Grey Goose vodka at a reserved booth in the middle of the gaming lounge.

'21' is the true story of the Boston college students who created an infallible mathematical solution to beat Vegas casinos. Ironically, the Vegas gambling haunts that booted the real troublemakers from town are now hosting the movie maker stars! The cast is shooting at the Aladdin, Hard Rock and Red Rock using some of our city's real-life dealers.

Meanwhile across town...

Happy Birthday congratulations to Lisa-Marie Presley, who celebrated her 39th birthday bash over the weekend with mom Priscilla in tow and Roseanne Barr in the party group.

They dined at TAO and then hit the upstairs TAO nightclub watching all the dancing revelers from an upper-deck VIP skybox rather than in the VIP dance floor section. Next night, Priscilla and Lisa-Marie sat up until 2:30AM, sipping cocktails at Caramel ultra lounge in the Bellagio.

Elsewhere, to celebrate four sold out shows at the Luxor this weekend, comedian Artie Lange partied at the Hard Rock's Body English nightclub with co-producer Jeff Beacher and a flock of audience members they'd invited over from his last late show.

Partying with them was Wesley Snipes, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Laura Prepon, Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson to name just a few.

Russell Crowe To Star As Robin Hood?

ITS been reported that Oscar-winner Russell Crowe will play the Sheriff of Nottingham in a revisionist remake of the Robin Hood story.

Daily Variety said the New Zealand-born Gladiator and Cinderella Man star would receive around $US20 million for the film, which will be titled "Nottingham" and is expected to start filming in late 2007 or early 2008.



While there have been several famous Hollywood versions of Robin Hood, the new film promises a fresh twist to the story about the famous English outlaw who robs from the rich to give to the poor.

The new version is based on the premise that Robin Hood was less virtuous then previously portrayed, while the Sheriff of Nottingham who has often been depicted as his ruthless adversary, was more noble than previously shown.

The story also involves a love triangle between Robin Hood, Maid Marion and the Sheriff of Nottingham. Hahaha, and I guess if Hollywoods has its way there'll be million dollar explosions and special effects too...

Aniston Hits up Neo For a Booty Call

Jennifer Aniston took her new nose for a test drive and invited Keanu Reeves over for some action. Ok, so maybe they just smoked a bowl and watched some movies. ANY MOVIE NOT STARRING BRAD PIT OR THAT HOME-WRECKING DO-GOODER BITCH!

Jennifer Aniston, 38 reportedly shared a secret evening at her home with Hollywood hunk Keanu, 42. The handsome actor, who has a house near Jennifer Aniston's in the Hollywood Hills, came over to her place for a private rendezvous, which they did their best to keep under wraps.

Guess it didn't work. I'm sure Keanu was ecstatic, though. He doesn't seem to be getting chosen for much these days. He's probably happy for the work. Even if that work involves having to be taken down to the basement and shown a death shrine dedicated to Brangelina...

Olivier Martinez Hooks Up with Penelope Cruz

Less then a day after announcing in a joint statement that he and Australian pop star, Kylie Minogue, had officially and amicably split from one another, Olivier Martinez was spotted at the Chateau Marmont Hotel in Los Angeles with Penelope Cruz.

It was about four years ago and at the same hotel that Martinez and Minogue first met and started their relationship, so I guess Olivier figured it was a good a place as any to find his next girlfriend.

An insider tells British newspaper the Daily Mirror, "Does Olivier really have to rub Kylie's nose in it? He is being so brazen about it all. This will devastate her. Kylie is a very sensitive woman who loved him with all her heart but he looks like he doesn't have a care in the world."

I see he's really testing the limits of the "amicable" aspect of the break-up.

Tara Falls Down, Again.

Here we have Tara Reid walking on the red carpet, then Tara Reid falling on the red carpet. Yep, sounds about right to me.

Either she hasn't calculated the imbalance created be her new oversized breast implants, or walking just makes her brain hurt. Either way, it's Tara Reid, so it's not that unexpected.

I don't know the whole story behind this one, and I haven't bothered to check, but it looks as though Tara Reid has learned a lesson about stilleto heals and sand.

Kim Promotes Her Sex Tape(s)?

Kim Kardashian, who has repeatedly denied the existence of a reported sex tape starring her and R&B singer, Ray J, has now confessed that not only does the tape exist, but there is more than one. She says:

Have there been tapes? Maybe, yes. But are they for sale? No. Not for sale. That's our business...I'm not poor; I'm not desperate. I would never attempt to sell a tape. It would humiliate me and ruin my family. I have two successful businesses, and I don't need the money."

Sweetie, seriously, either release the tape or shut up. I don't know how someone getting pissed on could ever make them famous, but you managed to pull it off so be thankful, release the tape, make your millions, and go away.

Night Life Round Up

IT seems Jessica Simpson has a new sidekick, none other than pint sized pop starlet Christina Aguilera. The two were spotted leaving Hyde on Friday night.

The girls were accompanied by Christina’s Hubby Jordan Bratman and Jessica’s sister Ashlee Simpson. Then while ditching Ashlee, the gang piled into Aguilera’s Rolls Royce Phanton and head off for a private party in Beverly Hills.

Meanwhile, Ivanka Trump, Kim Kardashian, and Tila Tequila were also seen at Hyde this weekend. “The OC” stars Rachel Bilson, Melinda Clarke and Autumn Reeser dined together at Mr. Chow Saturday night, after filming wrapped Friday on the last episode of the series (to air February 22). Also spotted at Chow’s was Shannon Elizabeth, and “Nip/Tuck” hottie Kelly Carlson.

Kirsten Dunst is Getting Around

Ever since Kirsten Dunst broke-up with Jake Gyllenhaal she’s been doing the rounds. She’s apparently been sniffing out every brown-moppy-headed dude she can find. She was recently linked with Adam Brody. Adam recently split up with his “The O.C.” co-star Rachel Bilson.

She was also seen “canoodling” with Drew Barrymore’s ex and Strokes drummer, Fabrizio Moretti. Not to stop there, Kirsten was then seen with Entourage star Adrian Grenier.

Now, her latest mop-head is Saturday Night Live cast member, Andy Samberg. The two were also linked last March. They were recently spotted at 205 in NYC for the DKNY jeans party for “East of Havana.” Sources say they were together most of the night, dancing and laughing. They also kept to themselves in the VIP area.

She’s a narcissist. She likes to be the only blonde in the house. Too bad it’s dishwater blonde, literally, cause I think she washes that trash in dishwater by the looks of it. I wonder what moppy-brown-headed dude she's going to hook-up with next?

Britney Spears is Hopeless

Some people still deny that Britney Spears is completely useless, so maybe this video of Britney at a gas station will convince them otherwise. I hate to break it to you, but well, Britney's an idiot. She looks at the gas pump like an unfrozen caveman looking at fireworks. And you know it's pretty pathetic when Punjab and Mohinder who just crossed the border on a camel have to explain to an American millionaire that the buttons on the gas pump actually do something.

It gets even more interesting because you see her stop and use three more public bathrooms in the same night. I mean, people don't actually "use" public bathrooms do they? I thought they were just for heroin addicts and after-prom abortions... ah, the life of a pop princess.

Mariah Carey Does Playboy

Mariah Carey looks so steamy in the upcoming issue of Playboy, she might even be hotter than Eminem's head. "Something is clearly askew with him," Mimi tells the gentlemen's mag, "and I'm not quite sure what it is."

In the March issue of Playboy magazine, the curvy songstress finally discusses her long-standing feud with Eminem, her near career-ending nervous breakdown and offers her two cents on the latest celebrity phenomenon: wardrobe malfunctions.


Mariah on her breakdown in '01: "What happened was that people made a big deal of when my old publicist pulled the microphone out of my hand because I was venting about Howard Stern. Howard Stern had said a lot of mean stuff about me that morning, as he does about everybody every morning, and I think it really got to me. So I gained five pounds. It’s not the end of the freakin’ world. But I was exhausted, and I did collapse later. Then everybody blew it out of proportion.”

Mariah on Eminem's apology: "Something is clearly askew with him, and I’m not quite sure what it is. I just heard something else he recently said about me. I’m curious as to why he’s so obsessed with me. I never got an apology letter, by the way; I don’t know what they’re talking about. Then again, I wasn’t exactly searching my mailbox for it."

Mariah on 'American Idol': "I know everybody thinks I’m the poster child for American Idol, but I was really shy when I first came out as a performer....Randy Jackson of American Idol has worked with me since my first record. I’ve known him for so long, and now he’s a huge star. It’s just weird to me. We’ll get mobbed walking down the street. You know how the band is introduced at a show? My little joke used to be that he was Michael Jackson’s brother, and the crowd would believe me and go crazy."

Mariah on wardrobe malfunctions: "Oh please, there have been so many. On this tour there was a really bad malfunction... It was this little top with a hook and eye on the front. It was a nightmare. The top was so tight that night because we girls have moments when the top might be tighter, but I caught it, and that’s how you know a pro."

Mariah on 'Gliter': "I try to avoid it."

So do we Mariah. So do we...

Perry And Ryan Hook Up?

US Magazine reports that Matthew Perry and Meg Ryan of all people have been seen, “getting cozy in Los Angeles”. Matthew has been a “regular guest” to Meg’s home in Bel Air.

On Saturday night, sources report she “had the gates open, just waiting for him”. The odd couple were seen having dinner at The Brentwood restaurant in LA.

Meg Ryan and Matthew Perry have sparked rumours they are romantically involved after being seen getting cozy in Los Angeles.

The former Friends star has been a regular guest at the actress’ gated home in Bel Air, California. A source tells American publication Us Weekly Perry was spotted arriving at Ryan’s home on Saturday night at 8:30pm, where they say “she had the gates open, just waiting for him”.

Perry, 37, and Ryan, 45, were also see dining out at The Brentwood restaurant in Los Angeles over the holidays. They sat in a dark corner booth. Meg asked that the spotlight on their table to be turned down.

US’s sources also confirm that Matthew’s relationship with actress Lizzy Caplan is over and that the two, “are not dating anymore”.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Makes a Scene

Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler has a knack for picking the wrong guys. Her marriage to her older manager A.J. Discala barely lasted three years, and months later she started dating another older man - New York club owner Scott Sartiano.

Scott used to date Ashley Olsen and has been linked to such lovelies as Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson to name just a few (He likes 'em young and famous). Jamie-Lynn and Scott were in Sundance at the American Eagle party when they decided to leave and said goodnight to friends.

They were walking toward the exit of the VIP area when Scott's eye was caught by a knockout blonde who had just arrived. The blonde was described as an Eva Mendes lookalike, and Scott stopped DEAD in his tracks as Jamie was pulling him toward the door.

"I don't think I want to leave yet" he said, still STARING at the girl. Jamie couldn't help but notice his ogling, and she insisted "Come ON!" but Scott refused to budge. "Let's stay awhile."

The awkward moment then apparently attracted an audience as Jamie got more and more upset and hissed at Scott under her breath, trying to break the hypnotic spell he was under.

Finally she managed to snap him out of it and drag him away but not before she was publicly embarrassed. Man how much of a douche bag do you have to be to be with a gorgeous babe like Jamie-Lynn and yet still check out other women - and right in front of her!?! Seriouly, this girl can do soo much better.

Andy Dick Forcefully Removed Off Stage

The mildly amusing Andy Dick was a guest on Jimmy Kimmel Live this past week, and after repeatedly touching (without permission) Ivanka Trump, was then booted from the couch and forcibly dragged off the set. Hahaha!!!

Lindsay Loses Her Diary

Lindsay Lohan lost her diary last week at the Maritime Hotel in Manhattan. And while she later got it back, it wasn’t exactly in the same condition as when she lost it.

Somebody had ripped out several pages and they contained passages that in some way mentioned Jared Leto and Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine(although his name is only referred to by his initials, so that one’s not definite).


So far, no one’s giving up any dirt from these pages. But it must be good stuff, because Lindsay’s lawyer’s have already sent out a threatening letter to media outlets, warning them not to publish any of it!

Pam And Clooney Are Dating?

Pamela Anderson and George Clooney are supposedly a couple after the two were spotted having a romantic dinner date together.

Clooney booked a private room at the Valley Inn restaurant in California recently, and the night ended with Anderson sitting on his lap and whispering in his ear. Since then the two have been inseparable, even walking their dogs together.

A source says:
"George and Pam have been determined to keep this one quiet."

With all the selection George Clooney has to choose from you'd think he'd aim a little higher than Pamela Anderson. Ten years ago it would've made sense but now it's just perplexing. It'd be like going to a fancy restaurant and turning down the filet mignon to eat a used condom instead.

Kylie is Single

Kylie Minogue has separated from her boyfriend, the French actor Olivier Martinez.

"Olivier Martinez and Kylie Minogue have officially confirmed that they are no longer a couple," the pair said in a joint statement.

"They have made it clear that the decision to go their separate ways was mutual and amicable. The media's false accusations of disloyalty have saddened them both. The two remain very close friends."

Britain's News of the World tabloid claimed last Sunday that the couple's four-year relationship was on the rocks and alleged Martinez, 41, had been unfaithful. Minogue, 38, was forced to cancel two upcoming concerts on the British leg of her Showgirl Homecoming tour last month due to a respiratory tract infection.

The Australian pop princess, who is back on tour following treatment for breast cancer discovered in mid-2005, also had to pull out halfway through a performance in the north-west English city of Manchester due to the flu. Minogue spoke in glowing terms of Martinez's support for her after her diagnosis with cancer in May 2005 and how he helped her through the darkest days of her treatment.

"Olli was there all the time, helping with the practical stuff and being protective," she told British Elle magazine last November.

"I don't like to say too much in public about Olivier as he's a very private person, but I will say that he was incredible.

"He didn't hesitate in cancelling work and putting projects on hold so he could be with me. He's the most honourable man I have ever met."

Denise Richards Does Coke on Beach

So it seems Denise Richards is in the news again, but here she is allegedly snorting some cocaine and playing it off like she just put on lip balm. She really sticks to her lip balm story so it's tough to tell what exactly is going on.

Although there's some potential white residue in her nose here which makes me lean towards the cocaine theory. Plus if you check the closeup most people don't apply lip balm to their noses. I mean my friend Joe used to do it, but he was just stupid as hell.

JT in a Alyssa Milano and Jessica Biel Sandwhich

How good is the single life treating Justin Timberlake? Well for starters he has been reportedly carrying on a sweet new relationship with 7th heaven sweetie and the girl with the fabulous bikini body Jessica Biel. But according to a new published report, he also has another gorgeous sweetie looking to spend time with the 'Sexy Back' singer.

Life & Style Weekly uses the cover to report that Alyssa Milano is also drawing the attention of the young and available Mr. Timberlake. Certainly he did bring sexy back.

The weekly entertainment magazine has the here beautiful people splashed on the cover this week and delivers this tease on the blog: When Jessica Biel sent Justin Timberlake a text message on Jan. 24 saying she wanted to join him in Utah at the Sundance Film Festival, he answered instantly.

“Come on!” an insider says Justin texted back, according to the entertainment magazine. “So she packed a bag and came out.”

But Justin was careful to spell out their status. “He made it clear that if Jessica wanted to have a good time - and nothing more - he was down with it,” says the insider.

While pals insist Justin, 26, doesn’t want to rush into anything just weeks after ending a nearly four-year relationship with Cameron Diaz, 34, there’s another reason he’s making sure Jessica doesn’t get too attached: He’s also involved with former flame Alyssa Milano! Ah to be young and Justin Timberlake.

Mandy Moore Disses Nicole Richie

Is the rift growing between Mandy Moore and Nicole Richie?

It certainly seems that way when Mandy lays the smackdown in the March 2007 Spring Shopping issue of Seventeen Magazine. The 22-year-old actor/songstress is dating Nicole Richie’s ex Adam “DJ AM” Goldstein and brings Nicole up in her yet-to-be-released Seventeen interview.

Mandy rips on Nicole’s body image saying, “I’m not Nicole Richie. I’m not like a toothpick, and I will never be.” Them fighting words!

The March 2007 issue of Seventeen hits newsstands Feb. 13 — just in time for Valentine’s Day! Mandy Moore and Diane Keaton’s romantic comedy Because I Said So hits theaters today.

Nick And Vanessa Cause A Scene

Could there be trouble in Paradise for Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnollo? The couple were at the exclusive Plumm nightclub in NYC last night, where a steamed Vanessa went off on her wandering-eyed boyfriend.

Nick and Vanessa arrived to catch Joey McIntyre's impromtu performance at the club, in which he's a part-owner. At one point, Nick was seen with a Jessica Simpson lookalike sitting in his lap.

As she got up, the buxom blonde bombshell signaled Nick to call her ... with a blatant thumb and pinky phone gesture. Vanessa caught it and and yelled, "What are you doing?" and a stern, "We need to talk!"

Vanessa then bolted outside. Nick followed and hailed a cab. Vanessa jumped in a different cab, leaving Nick standing alone on the sidewalk. He went over to Ness's cab and a heated exchange followed. The couple finally left in the same cab. A spy close to the twosome explained, "Every couple has their spats, they're not going to break up over it."

Denise Richards Oops Beach Flash

While hanging out at the beach with Richie Sambora, Denise Richards accidentally flashed her labia. Technically it’s actually an upskirt seeing as she was still wearing her shorts. It shouldn't even be in the same category as Lindsay Lohan or Britney Spears flashing their bojangles.

Maria Menounos Does Beach Football

Maria Menounos tossed around a football at the Celebrity Beach Bowl in Miami yesterday, perfectly attired for an afternoon of rough and tumble beach side shenanigans. You can tell by the ankle length dress and all the jewelery she’s wearing.

But that’s beside the point. Any excuse to see Maria out and about is a great day for me. So without further ado here’s a few pics of the lovely Ms. Menounos.

Joe Francis is a Liar

"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis did a phone interview with Sirius shock-jock Howard Stern early this morning to "discuss" Paris's pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com.

Francis claims he and Paris are not behind any leak, he also sounded extremely out of it, enabling Howard to wear him down with his interviewing style and admit that Paris Hilton was the best "oral favors" giver Francis ever received.

When Francis was asked who gave the better "favor", Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he had claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends."

When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in the Stern interview: Paris, Lindsay, Kim Stewart and Tara Reid) Francis said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again.

When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..."

Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" and something completely unprintable here, Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."
Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site." Hilton's Valtrex prescription script for Herpes was discovered in the cache of personal belongings sold off.

Lohan Just Wants Some McSex

I guess Rehab isn't getting rid of any of Lindsay Lohan's notorious habits. Usmagazine.com has learned that Lohan, 20, who entered L.A.'s Wonderland rehab center on Jan. 18 to treat her addiction issues, has been sending bachelor-about-town Brody Jenner, 23, sexy text messages for the last couple weeks. They go on to say:

We've eye-balled one particularly flirtatious sext-message that Lohan sent Jenner - former flame of Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad - last Saturday night in which the 12-stepper, among other requests, texted that all she wanted was "McDonald's and sex."

When asked by Usmagazine.com to comment on Lohan's textual pursuit, Jenner, who just signed a deal to be a spokesman for Scope mouthwash, said, "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."

A rep for Lohan couldn't be reached for comment.

Delta Goodrem Rushed to Hospital

Australian pop sensation Delta Goodrem is in hospital in Ireland with a mystery illness, according to media reports.

Delta's partner, former Westlife singer Brian McFadden, rushed her to Beaumont Hospital in Dublin on Sunday night after she complained of stomach pains, the Irish Independent website reported.

Comment was being sought from Goodrem's family in Australia.

The reports quoted a friend of the singer saying Goodrem had undergone tests but that doctors were still unsure if her abdominal pain was caused by a ruptured appendix.

"They have not operated but are doing a lot of tests," she said.

"It looks like it is more serious than the stomach bug they thought she had on Sunday night."

McFadden cancelled his flight to London on Thursday as he maintained a vigil at Goodrem's bedside.

The 22-year-old former Neighbours star was diagnosed in 2003 with Hodgkin's Disease but later declared she had beaten the cancer.

Goodrem and McFadden spent Christmas with her family in Australia.

But the last two years have not always been easy for the couple, who had to weather criticism from the British press for their relationship, which began after the breakdown of McFadden's marriage to former pop star Kerry Katona.

Anne Likes The Girls

This blind item piece of gossip recently appeared in Page Six of The New York Post speculating that a well known actress and sex siren might have recently romanced a fellow female colleague. The Post goes on to say:

"This actress was always the goody goody. She has worked hard to change that image by doing less family friendly films and making sure to wear enough see through dresses on the red carpet. She wanted to lose the squeaky clean image to get better roles, but also to sell the idea that she was sexy and desirable to men. She has no desire for men, just wants the world to perceive her as a sex symbol. Everything was going according to plan until her last movie for which there were raves. There she met another actress and love was in the air. They were inseparable for the entire shoot and even got an apartment to share. Once filming ended, our actress decided to end the relationship for fear it would damage her career. The new lover who has been quietly out for sometime and is quite the scene stealer thinks our actress should get smart and stop pretending and start living."

Reading this, most people would immediately assume that this is about Jessica Biel. But others, like the readers over at a gay gossip site are speculating that it in fact refers to Anne Hathaway and her Devil Wears Prada co-star Emily Blunt.

God I hope they're right!!!