Wednesday, 28 February 2007

Katie Holmes Is On A Leash

katie holmes in on a leashSources say that Katie Holmes bizarre behavior at the Academy Awards Vanity Fair Oscar party has raised even more questions about her relationship with Tom Cruise. Holmes spent most of her time on the red carpet strikingly demure and subservient, quietly standing behind Cruise and bowing her head. Insiders said:

Upon arriving at the famed afterparty, Cruise urged his bride to pose for a photograph alone. "Take a shot of her," he told photographers. But according to an onlooker, the 28-year-old actress refused to take a picture without him.

The actor then led Holmes around by the hand, pulling her back and forth while he mingled and she remained silent. Cruise, 44, greeted a few photographers but didn’t introduce his wife, who said nothing and stood next to her husband, waiting for him to finish his conversations. He later asked her again to pose for a picture alone, and she finally agreed. “She looks at him for direction,” the witness tells Us.

What the hell happened to his girl - does anyone else remember when she used to be warm, friendly, and cute - and had one of the most beautiful, fresh, smiles around? But ever since she met the dark lord of bizarre she constantly seems to have this blank, dazed expression. Even when she smiles, it seems forced some how?!?

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Tuesday, 27 February 2007

Hef Set To Marry

The buzz during one of the Oscar parties was that Hugh Hefner is getting married before the end of the year to Holly Madison, one of his three girlfriends.

"This is very secret, but the word is 'yes,'" one insider told Page Six, "Hef has decided he will marry Holly, and he wants it for his show, 'The Girls Next Door.'

Hef thinks business all the time, and looks for a new hook, although he also does really love Holly... Hef sees that she is the most dedicated. Kendra is never there, and they both hate each other, and Bridget is hanging on by being very friendly to Holly."

Hahaha, and if anyone ever needed an example of what money can buy - I mean Hugh is now what, 120-years-old (in actual fact he's 81) and she's 28! What possible reason could ANYONE want to MARRY someone like him (apart from the obvious)?!? Jesus the things women will [do] for fame and money!!!

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Biel And Valderrama Hook Up

jessica biel hooks up with valderramaSuper-hot actress Jessica Biel and Latino lover Wilmer Valderrama were spotted on what appeared to be an actual date last week, Page Six reports.

The pair looked like a hot new couple Thursday night at the Rose Bar in the Gramercy Park Hotel. Biel arrived first... before Valderrama joined her a half-hour later.

“They were in deep conversation,” said a witness, “Then, when Latin music was playing and he twirled her about. They seemed to be together all night.”

Go the Fez!!!

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Saturday, 24 February 2007

Britney Loses The Plot Again - Part 2

Here's the video...



Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

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Friday, 23 February 2007

Christina Aguilera Might Be Pregnant?

christina aguilera might be pregnantA clerk at the Beverly Hills kid's store, Bellini, claims that Christina Aguilera went on a $3,000 shopping spree on Saturday. Some of the items included "a dozen Petit Bateau onesies at $20 each, several $90 little Giraffe blankets, a $350 Mia Bossi polkadot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller." The clerk said:

She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping...They said they don't know what they're having...They seemed really excited.

She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby."

I'd probably be more concerned with the species of the baby because Jordan Bratman looks like a damn circus monkey. Is their baby gonna be an amazing singer or swatting airplanes from the Empire State Building? It's hard to tell. She must be under some kind of voodoo magic, because there's no way one of the hottest chicks in music would willingly have this mutant's baby.

In real life, Jordan Bratman would be taking his Thai mail order bride, Pak-Pan, to get fitted for their Darth Vader and Princess Leia costumes. Because there's no way he's leaving this year's Star Wars convention without that trophy. It's win or go home, baby!

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Britney Loses The Plot Again!

This has to be one of the funniest, weirdest, saddest things I've ever seen?!?! Oh how far we've fallen in such a short amount of time...

These are pics of Britney Spears last night outside of Kevin's place, attacking the paparazzi after he refused to speak to her. Suddenly she's remembered she's a mother, and now she can't see her kids (when it pleases her).

I tell ya its becoming quite hard to feel sorry for her in the last few days/weeks. Who would have thought that Kevin Federline would turn out to be the role model, or responsible one? My god, she's actually turned into that weird old lonely lesbian lady who lives up the street - hahaha.

I guess some of us (her long time detractors) had always suspected that she would eventually fall from grace, but never in anyone's wildest imagination did they ever predict ANYTHING like this. Her life is just becoming more and more bizarre by the hour. Can't wait to see what she's got planned for us this time next week? The mind boggles!!!

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Britney Wanted Nude-Friendly Nannies

Britney Spears didn't want nannies who were too good at their job – except when it came to checking her out in the buff.

As Brit continues her mad spiral in, out, in, and out of rehab, a former nanny had come out to tattle on the pop princess. For one thing, Brit apparently didn't care about whether the kids' nannies could actually change diapers or feed the babies, so long as they were "young and hip," says one source.

When potential candidates were interviewed, their work-history or child-rearing skills were hardly even inquired about. But if they got a little too good at their job, and got close to Sean Preston, they were shown the door, because Brit didn't want any competition.

Plus, they also had to withstand her. "She stripped down naked in front of us," says another source.

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Thursday, 22 February 2007

Holly Valance Is Taken

holly valance gets takenAustralian actress Holly Valance is on a roll right now. It ain’t quite as tasty as a multi-grain roll with ham, cheese, bit of fresh lettuce, some canned tomato and pineapple to boot… but it’s a roll all the same.

The former “Neighbours” star cum “Prison Break” co-star cum big-screen film star (granted, “D.O.A” only did reasonable business at one theater in Uganda, and only then because tickets were free) seems to have no shortage of offers at the moment.

Word is, she’s accepted one of them – a role opposite Maggie Grace and Liam Neeson in the Luc Besson produced “Taken”.

The Pierre Morel directed pic tells of a ex-soldier (Liam Neeson) who discovers his daughter (Maggie Grace) has been kidnapped by slave masters (sorry, nothing about ‘sex’ slaves in the synopsis here) in Europe. No word if Valance is the one holding the whip... or taking a whip.

Valance also recently appeared in the comedy blunder “Pledge This!” opposite Paris Hilton, and was recently rumoured to be up for a part – probably just someone looking to gain pre-finance publicity for the film, in an effort to get it bankrolled, I’m guessing – in the Donald Bradman biopic, “The Bloody Ashes”.

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Britney Leaves Rehab, Again!

ET Online says that Britney Spears has left Promises rehab facility in Malibu early this morning, less than 24 hours after checking in!!

There has been no conformation of this by representatives for Britney. This time last week, Britney checked into the Crossroads Centre, a rehab facility in Antigua, and left that facility as well in less than 24 hours.

FFS - we can barely keep up with this woman!!

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Scarlett Johansson Tops Playboy's List

scarlett_johansson_tops_plays_list.jpgPlayboy magazine sure is taking some big risks these days.

Last year, Jessica Alba was Playboy's #1, and this year Playboy chose Scarlett Johansson as their sexiest celebrity of the year. Yeah, not ground-breaking choices, but it's better than Sports Illustrated putting Beyonce on the cover of the Swimsuit Issue.

The Sun has Playboy's statement on why Scarlett Johansson was chosen this year:

Scarlett Johansson is the apex of beauty and sensuality - from her porcelain skin to her fully feminine figure to her mysterious charisma, which is at once palpable and indefinable.

Other notable women on the list were:

Angelina Jolie, Beyoncé Knowles, Carmen Electra, Charisma Carpenter, Christina Aguilera, Cindy Margolis, Denise Richards, Diora Baird, Jaime Pressly, Jenna Jameson, Jennifer Lopez, Jenny McCarthy, Jessica Alba, Joanna Krupa, Kara Monaco, Kelly Monaco, Lindsay Lohan, Mansion Playmates Holly, Bridget and Kendra, Mercedes McNab, Pamela Anderson, Paris Hilton, Pussycat Dolls, Vida Guerra, Willa Ford


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Britney Sells Her New Mansion

britney spears sells mansionAs a newly suedeheaded Britney Spears enjoys the fruits of her follicularly unencumbered, wash n' go lifestyle, the early spring cleaning continues for America's Unhinged Sweetheart, as The Scoop notes she has put the Beverly Hills home she only recently purchased back on the market:

The newly bald "Toxic" singer is looking to sell the Beverly Hills house that she bought only two months ago, according to OK! magazine.

Spears bought the six-bedroom, six-and-a-half bathroom 7,553 square-foot Tuscan villa on Dec. 11 for $7.2 million, moved in a month later, moved out on January 25, and now is looking to sell it for $7.5 million, reports the mag.

"Britney says that Preston preferred living at the Malibu property," a "source close to Britney" told OK! "It has more land and huge garden -- it's a better environment for Britney to raise the boys."

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Lindsay Hooks Up With Steve-O?

lindsay lohan hooks up with steveoLindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O -- a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab.

The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub. Also at Ted's; sultry Penelope Cruz and former "Buffy" kid-sis Michelle Trachtenberg.

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Britney – Why She Did It

why britney spears shaved her headBritney Spears allegedly shaved her head because Kevin Federline was threatening to test her hair for drugs. K-Fed was at Britney's Malibu mansion last Friday when she got back from rehab and the two got into a huge fight. A source says:

"They had a huge argument. Kevin threatened Britney that he was going to have people test her hair to find out exactly what she's been up to. She was so scared. That was what made her have her head shaved."


And after shaving her hair Friday she went to the Mondrian Hotel in an electric blue wig where sources say they saw her shaving her legs at the pool and crying after she was refused a room.

"She didn't have any credit cards, she didn't have any cash... I don't even believe she had any I.D.," dished US Weekly's Katrina Szish. "She was depressed and confused. The general consensus is we're seeing Britney have a breakdown before our very eyes."

Jesus, it's a good thing K-Fed didn't threaten to test Britney's urine. Otherwise instead of checking into rehab we'd be reading about how she died in a mysterious bladder accident after deciding she didn't need to pee anymore. Ever.

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A-List'ers Ditch Paris’ Party

paris hilton gets ditchedParis Hilton didn't invite her best friend Kim Kardashian to her 26th birthday party in Las Vegas because she was afraid Kim's sex tape would distract from her. A source says: "She didn't want Kim on the red carpet stealing her thunder." Unfortunately, even the people who were invited didn't show up as she got stood up by A-list celebrities and even her friends.

Sources say there were no names there except her sister, and at one point Paris announced on a microphone that Nicole Richie was "on her way" but Richie never showed up.

But even without many boldfaces, things at the after-party at the Penthouse Suite got a little odd. After downing TY KU liquor and bottles of Dom Perignon, guests reported seeing Hilton play with a monkey while a band of midgets led a pack of goats around the room.

Boy, she sure makes that Caligula seem like a fucking amateur, doesn’t she?

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Wednesday, 21 February 2007

Britney Back In Rehab

britney spears back in rehabBritney Spears is back in rehab. Sources say the singer has checked into an in-patient facility in Los Angeles. The move apparently came after family members, including her mom, pressed her to check in.

A rep for the singer told PEOPLE, "Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into an undisclosed rehab facility today. We ask that the media respect her privacy as well as those of her family and friends at this time."

Last week, Spears checked herself into a rehab facility in Antigua but checked out less than 24 hours later.

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Kristanna Loken's Catty L-Word Cast

kristanna loken hates the l wordAlthough Kristanna Loken is only a shade past that age, the 27-year-old, who is making her debut on the "L Word," has taken a circuitous career path since a very high-profile gig in 2003’s "Terminator 3."

In the role as the Terminatrix, the nearly 6-foot-tall Loken was cast in part because she looked like she posed a credible threat to Arnold Schwarzenegger’s heroic Terminator. But such great heights have proven to be a hindrance to Loken, she said during an interview.

She has most often played parts in action, fantasy and horror offerings, with varied success: she has been in schlock (the movie "BloodRayne" — as a "dhampir," half-human, half-vampire), but will also star in Sci Fi Channel’s anticipated new series "Painkiller Jane." Did she choose her route down the genre road?

"Not really," Loken said, "I feel like it chose me." She laughed.

Loken added, "I’ve been this height since I was 18 years old. On ‘The L Word’ it didn’t really matter because we’re all the same lying down, and that’s what we did for half the show."

Loken is openly bisexual, which contributed to her desire to be on the show.

"I liked being able to have a same-sex relationship on screen and have it be okay," she said. That makes her one of the few "out" members of the "L Word" group, since most of the cast identifies as heterosexual or won’t speak publicly about their sexuality.

Her character will be on the series through the rest of the season, but unlike Shepherd and Matlin, Loken has no plans to return to the show, regardless of whether "Painkiller Jane" is a hit. She called Chaiken and the other producers and writers "fantastic," but said her "L Word" run was soured by "the most difficult cast I’ve ever worked with."

"I’m not naming names," she said, "But let’s just start with the fact that it’s an entire show of women. And the amount of egos and insecurities and cattiness that can go on with a bunch of women — that’s what you get. It attracts certain people that want to do something different in their career, but the girls were tough. You know?"

Loken continued, "I really like Ilene — a lot. It’s a big, ensemble cast. And sometimes you wonder if they’ve bit off more than they can chew." Chaiken complimented Loken, and would not comment on what she said about her experience on the set.

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Cameron Diaz And JT Hook Up, Again?

cameron diaz hooks up with jt againJustin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz may be on the road to reunion. People magazine reports

Exes Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz reunited Friday night at the Whiskey Bar in the Sunset Marquis Hotel in West Hollywood. Timberlake had joined director Martin Scorsese inside the hotel’s exclusive bar. Then, at about 1 a.m., Diaz arrived.


“Cameron never joined their table,” says the observer. “She just showed up and Justin got up and started talking to her. They were being very discreet. They weren’t kissing or holding hands or anything, but they were being very friendly,” the observer adds.

The pair, who broke up last month after nearly four years together, then walked out the front door together a half-hour later.

There’s only one thing you’re doing with your ex at three in the morning in a bar, and that’s the drunken booty call.


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Tuesday, 20 February 2007

Brady and Bridget's Unexpected Love Child

bridget moynahan pregnantCould there be a shotgun formation in star quarterback Tom Brady's future?

Brady and actress Bridget Moynahan announced over the weekend that she's three months pregnant with his baby. Only problem is, he's with Brazilian supermodel Gisele Bundchen now.

The actress' rep confirms to Usmagazine.com that Bridget is over three months pregnant and that "former boyfriend" Brady is the dad. Brady and Bundchen have been spotted in New York and elsewhere cavorting with one another.

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Customs Raid Stallone's Hotel Room

customs raid sylvester stallone hotel roomCustoms officials raided the hotel room of US movie star Sylvester Stallone on Monday day as members of his entourage were seen throwing items out of the window, it has been reported.

The Daily Telegraph Online website reports the Rocky star's private jet was also searched, delaying Stallone's departure from Australia by three hours on Monday night.


The actor and his party were stopped at Sydney airport by Australian Customs Service officers on his arrival on Friday night. They were delayed for about two hours after routine X-rays of their luggage revealed several prohibited items.

Customs would not confirm the nature of the items, but it is believed banned body building drugs could be among them.

The website reports the investigation was stepped up after a visit to Stallone's Sydney hotel room revealed further evidence relating to the investigation over the importation of illegal substances.

A senior Customs source told the Daily Telegraph the investigation was fast-tracked after occupants of Stallone's room at the Park Hyatt Hotel were seen throwing items out of the window.

Customs officials had visited the Hollywood star to issue him with a summons to answer charges on the prohibited substances, which would have required a court appearance by him or his legal representative at a later date, the website said.

A Customs spokesman said investigations were ongoing and they were aware that Stallone had left the country as planned on Monday evening.

When quizzed about the incident at the Sydney premiere of his latest film, Rocky Balboa, on Saturday night, the 60-year-old laughed it off.

"That was just a misunderstanding," Stallone said.

"Customs is doing a great job. I just didn't understand some of the rules here."

When asked on the red carpet what was in his luggage, he joked, "My wife".

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Monday, 19 February 2007

Ray Liotta Arrested For DUI

ray liotta charged with duiLOS ANGELES — Ray Liotta was arrested for DUI on Saturday night, Access Hollywood has learned.

LAPD confirmed to Access the actor was arrested shortly after 8p.m. on Saturday night in Los Angeles when Liotta’s vehicle collided with two parked cars.

No one was injured, according to LAPD.


Liotta, 52, was arrested on site and charged with misdemeanor DUI. Bail was set at $15,000. He is scheduled to appear in court on March 19.

Liotta’s film credits include “Smokin’ Aces,” “Identity,” “Unlawful Entry” and “Goodfellas.”

He also stars in the new comedy “Wild Hogs,” alongside Tim Allen, Martin Lawrence and John Travolta.

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Cameron Gets Her Groove On

cameron diaz gets her groove backCameron Diaz was seen “canoodling” with Djimon Hounsou [Gladiator and Blood Diamond]at Hyde in L.A. on Thursday night. Cameron recently broke up with Justin Timberlake and dodged rumors she was dating Kelly Slater. Witnesses say that Cameron and Djimon were all over each other.

People reports:
“It looked like the perfect post-Valentine’s Day date,” a patron tells PEOPLE of the pair, who were with several other friends.

“They were totally vibing each other, lip-on-lip action,” says the source. “Cameron looked so happy… Djimon followed her every move.”

Diaz, 34, and Hounsou, 42, hit the dancefloor for Michael Jackson’s “Burn This Disco Out” and Gnarls Barkley’s version of “Gone Daddy Gone,” says the onlooker, adding, “They were dancing really close, bodies pressed together.”

A rep for Diaz says the pair are just friends. “Cameron was out to dinner with friends, they ran into Djimon and he joined them for a drink at Hyde,” says the rep. “They are friends, nothing more.”

A rep for Hounsou did not return calls for comment.

Jesus she isn't wasting anytime.

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Sunday, 18 February 2007

Britney Breakdown: The Tattoo(s)



"She wasn't making sense at all and you could tell she's not in a good place at all, and that she is totally freaking out," reveals Emily Wynne-Hughes, an employee at Body & Soul, the Sherman Oaks tattoo parlor where Britney got a black-white-and-pink cross tattooed on her lower hip and red-and-pink lips on her wrist.

Hughes tells Us Weekly, "She was a nightmare to deal with. She was screaming and flipping out from the pain and wiggling her body all around."

At one point during Britney's one-hour visit, Hughes asked Britney why there was a pink stain on her fluffy white handbag and Britney said she had "spilled Nyquil all over it."

Earlier that night, Britney brazenly shaved off all her hair. When asked why she shaved her head, Hughes says Britney replied, "I don't want anyone touching me. I'm tired of everybody touching me."

Everyone at the tattoo parlor was shocked by Spears bizarre behavior.

Hughes, who was appalled and concerned by what she saw, adds, "After she left the shop we all just looked around and said to each other, 'We just saw a huge celebrity on the verge of a nervous breakdown.'"

Damn man, this isn't even funny - she's seriously lost and or losing the plot and pray we dont' have another Anna Nicole Smith scenario on our hands here...

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Saturday, 17 February 2007

Britney Breakdown: Shaves Her Head!!

britney_spears_shaved_headBritney Spears showed up to a California tattoo parlor Friday night with a completely shaved head as she got a new tattoo of red lips on her wrist.

How, what, when, and WTF is going on?!?

It all began at 7pm last night. Britney Spears reportedly went to a hair salon on Ventura Blvd in the San Fernando Valley. She had apparently called someone from the salon, which was closed, to come back and open the doors just for her.

It's then she apparently began to cry in her car for ten minutes before finally going back inside where there, after losing her patience, she picked up some shears and proceeded to SHAVE HER OWN HEAD!!!!

Jesus fucking Christ, what happened to her in rehab? This is one of the most extraordinary things I've ever seen. If this isn't a cry for help, what is? This girl is on the edge - someones gotta step in and do something, anything... it seems she's totally alone.

Here are some initial pix - they're very disturbing to say the least...

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Is Lindsay Lohan Having Threesomes?

lindsay lohan has threesomesThis is about as unsubstantiated as it gets, and is really pure speculation, but after reading a "blind item" from the New York Daily News, one easily comes to the conclusiong that Lindsay Lohan is having threesome sex, with two male partners.

"Which red-hot rehabber has a new thing for threesomes with two gentlemen friends?"

I mean, who the hell else are we supposed to think it is?

Now that Lindsay is out of Rehab, we know she'll have to replace one addiction for another (assuming she really has stopped drinking and doing drugs *cough* Bullshit *cough*), and it seems sex would be the most likely alternative.

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Nicole Richie Charged With DUI

nicole richie charged with duiNicole Richie has been charged with misdemeanor driving under the influence. The DA says Richie is charged with being under the influence of "an alcoholic beverage and a drug."

Richie was arrested on December 11 on suspicion of driving under the influence, when she was stopped for going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. At the time of her arrest, Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot, but never mentioned consuming any alcohol.

Richie will be arraigned in Los Angeles County Superior Court in Glendale, Calif. on February 21.

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Top Agent Out Foxes Himself

kiran chetry goes to cnnFebruary 17, 2007 - Was Kiran Chetry a traitorous bitch? Or was Fox News simply overwhelmed by the cost of maintaining its "News Hotties" division?

The William Morris Agency tried to play hardball with the Fox News Channel, but it struck out big time - with its client, news cutie Kiran Chetry, getting cut from the network.


Sources report that William Morris super-agent John Ferriter - who'd recently started representing Chetry, co-host of "Fox & Friends" weekend shows - told the network to fire Gretchen Carlson, co-anchor of the higher-rated weekday "Fox & Friends," so Chetry could take her place.

But the backstabbing request backfired on Thursday, when Fox executives fired off an angry letter to Ferriter saying they were terminating their contract with Chetry for the treachery.

Sources say that the dark-haired, Nepalese beauty had been pulling down $300,000-plus a year, and Fox offered to bump her salary to $400,000 in a new contract that could have started March 6. But Ferriter countered with a salary demand of more than $700,000, plus his insistence that Chetry take over the morning job from Carlson, a blond former Miss America.

In a letter dated Thursday, Fox legal and business affairs v.p. Dianne Brandi told Ferriter he had "treated Fox News with such arrogant disregard that we do not desire to do any further business with you..."

"You and your client's unprofessional demand that we include a clause in her agreement which would have been detrimental to other Fox talent, is simply not the way we do business. We had hoped that Ms. Chetry would have a bright future with the Fox News Channel, however this negotiation has now become more trouble than it is worth..."

Another sources cattily commented: "Looks like Ferriter tried to play hardball with [Fox News Chairman] Roger Ailes... And to think that some people say TV agents are bad. We know of one that certainly is." A Fox spokeswoman confirmed the story, but Ferriter did not return a call for comment.

Meanwhile, fast-sinking, second-place CNN picked up top-rated Fox's crumbs yesterday, signing Chetry as a substitute anchor and correspondent. One Fox insider scoffed: "Let's see what happens. Remember, the last one they took from us was Paula Zahn, and look where she went."

I tell ya what, WTF are Fox doing? Are they trying to fail?!? First they play around with the "Fox and Friends" formula by relegating ED Hill to another time slot, and adding Gretchen Carlson - who is about as exciting as watching paint dry.

Then in the meantime [over the last few months] they ditch Linda Vester, Donna Fiducia, Bridgette Quin, and Dari Alexander!!! And now Kiran Chetry... damn it. I tell you if something happens to Laurie Dhue or Juliet Huddy, se ya later!!!

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Denise Richards Sideswiped in Beverly Hills

denise richards sideswipedDenise Richards was the victim of a dangerous hit-and-run sideswipe in Beverly Hills yesterday.

The former Bond girl was getting her daughter Sam out of her Mercedes SUV when the car was sideswiped yesterday while parked on Santa Monica Blvd. No one was injured, but Denise was shaken as she told cameras, "The guy took my door off, I was taking her out on the other side and he took the door off!"

Richards can be seen unloading car seats and personal items from the Mercedes to a sidewalk, where she and Sam, her daughter with Charlie Sheen, waited over an hour for boyfriend Richie Sambora. After Sambora appeared, he kissed Denise and consoled Sam, and the SUV was towed.

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Friday, 16 February 2007

The Hiltons Hit Vegas

hiltons hit vegasThe Hilton sisters are back in Vegas again, and will be there to celebrate Paris’ birthday with ex-flame Stavros Niarchos.

“They are back together again and in full force,” one of their friends divulged.

Meanwhile little sister Nicky will be debuting her new couture fashion line in a premiere showcase.

Paris’ birthday bash will take place on Saturday at Body English in the Hard Rock, and Nicky’s introduction of her new “Nicholai” label is at PURE in Caesars Palace.

In related news, the 25-year-old heiress is picking up a $1-million paycheck for flying to Vienna, Austria yesturday, for a dinner-dance date with an ageing European mogul who shelled out the astronomical fee for Paris to attend the famous Opera Ball.

Ha, I wonder what else he got for that money? Well I guess it's true what they say – money can’t by you taste.

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Celeb vs. Celeb: Pimp Match up - O’Connell vs Valderrama

Okay, so here's a match up between two notable studs in Hollywood - Jerry O'Connell, and Wilma Valderrama. First, let's check out their hitlist (in no particular order) and then you decide who is the bigger stud.

Personally, I think Ass "Quality" rests with Jerry O’Connell, meanwhile Valderrama’s batch on the other hand is quite impressive as well - I mean popping Mandy Moore’s cherry has got to count for something?!?!

Jerry O’Connell’s Sexual Hitlist:
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Geri Halliwell
3. Rebecca Romijn
4. Giuliana DePandi (from E! News)

Wilmer Valderrama’s Sexual Hitlist:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Mandy Moore
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Ashlee Simpson

Here are a few pics of the girls in question:

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Britney Enters, Exits Rehab?

britney spears in rehabReports are coming in that Britney Spears checked into a rehab facility two days ago but refused to stay and immediately checked out less than 24 hours later.

The facility was located outside the country and she's currently on her way back to Los Angeles.

Wow, a whole fucking day of rehab. I wonder if we'll even be able to recognize her anymore after the big change.

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JLo Boards the Mothership

jlo joins scientologyIts been reported that Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony are indeed Scientologists.

JLo has previously denied she and her father had converted over but now FOX news is reporting that the pair have been taking meetings at the Scientology center in Hollywood since December.


Marc Anthony [aka Skeletor] apparently has taken the “purification” course, a sauna that supposedly “cures” all ills, while JLo may have invested in the IRS-sanctioned religion thanks to infertility issues.

The pair have also been quite chummy with TomKat in the past few months, and JLo’s new friendship with fellow Scientologist, Leah Remini, has also heated up.

Hehe, lets see how long it takes for Posh and Becks to fall for their bullshit lies and cult! Seriously, some celebs really make you wonder how and who the hell they slept with to get where they are?!?

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Paris Gets Trash Thrown At Her

Paris Hilton is currently in Austria to attend the prestigious Vienna Opera Ball, but when she appeared at the Vienna mall today to sign autographs she had to be pulled away by security guards because the crowd started throwing trash at her. Included in the items thrown were cigarette packs, tissues, and lipstick.





Hilton later dismissed the incident as "no big deal" and said she loved her fans. She also ran into trouble in Germany yesterday because her passport had expired, and she needed the U.S. ambassador to Austria to vouch for her.

Taking questions from some 100 reporters earlier, Hilton said she "loved" classical music and that she grew up listening to it. "As a little girl, it really helped me fall asleep at night," she said, adding later that she "really loved" old Michael Jackson songs, Madonna and hip-hop. Hilton said there were "a lot of people who need help" in the world and that she planned to go to Africa sometime this year. "As a celebrity, you can really make people aware of what's going on in the world," she said.

She's attending the Opera Ball and said she enjoys classical music because it's so boring it helps her fall asleep. Nice. And only Paris Hilton could have trash thrown at her and misinterpret that as loving fans. She's in such denial you could push her down and pee on her while yelling: "Take that, you useless whore!" and she'd laugh it off and tell everybody her fans love pulling pranks on her.

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Britney’s Backup Career

britney spears phonesexIf Britney Spears' comeback doesn't go so well, she's got a backup career: phone sex operator!

Spears will send you, absolutely free, a pre-recorded story of your choice from MidnightFantasyBritneySpears.com. The promotional website for her latest fragrance, Midnight Fantasy, allows visitors to send a personalized voice message from Brit to a friend's phone or e-mail address.

Users can pick activities, gifts and nicknames from a list of pre-recorded words -- which come together to make a "fantasy." A fantasy in itself.

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Aguilera's "BJ" Song

aguilera bj songChristina Aguilera recently claimed that she recorded a groany, gaspy paean to oral sex entitled "Fuck You, Suck You", but despite producer Linda Perry's pleas, she will never release it.

Xtina, if modern music has taught us anything, it's that anything you drunkenly record as a joke will end up being a huge hit. Two words: My Humps!

Speaking at the Grammy Awards, she said, "We recorded it one night over whiskey in the studio. It's completely breathy."

"Linda wanted to put it out under someone else's name. But I play it when I have my friends over when we've had one too many and start rolling around the floor with each other."

So not only did Christina get completely hosed on JD and hit the studio to record moans and slurpy noises into a mic while the 4 Non Blondes lady egged her on, she willingly busts out said moany slurps after inviting a passel of saucy, scantily-clad lady friends over for cocktails, pillow fights, and jiggly, giggly floor-rolling.

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Jessica Simpson Wants to Adopt

jessica wants to adoptJessica Simpson has been inspired to follow her adoption dreams by celebrity activist Angelina Jolie.

The newly-single pop star once begged her father to let her adopt a Mexican orphan during a trip to Latin America when she was a teenager, and now she's seriously considering giving a child a home and a better life.


And it’s all thanks to actress Jolie, who has adopted two kids and is carrying boyfriend Brad Pitt’s first child.

Simpson says, “I think Angelina Jolie has done amazing, amazing things and the international adoption rate just since her (decision to adopt) has skyrocketed. It's unbelievable.”

She goes on to say, “I want to adopt and I plan to adopt before I have my own kids.”

And Simpson is hoping she can inspire other wannabe moms to follow her example by urging politicians to help cut through red tape that prevents certain couples from adopting. The pop star is planning to speak to President George W Bush about the issue, urging him to make it easier for interracial couples to adopt.

Hahaha, now there’s a riveting conversation – Simpson and Bush.

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Cameron Diaz: The New Britney?

cameron new britneyBe on the lookout for some Cameron Diaz beaver shots to surface soon on the net, because it seems that the newly-single Ms. Diaz has joined forces with the overexposed party-zealous celebutant types known as “The Firecrotch, Herpelina, and Razorburn McGee.”

The Post-Chronicle reports it looks like Cameron has decided to follow in Britney Spears’ footsteps [by hanging out] with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton… Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lindsay Lohan partied at club Hyde together.

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