Paris Hilton Busted Again

Everyone’s wishes might come true soon as Paris Hilton could get up to 90 days in the slammer for violating her probation for the second time. Cops pulled her over on Sunset Boulevard for driving without her headlights on. She wasn’t supposed to be behind the wheel since her license was suspended for a full three years after her DUI last September.

This is the SECOND TIME Paris has been busted for violating probation, making some kind of jail sentence more likely. She was pulled over about a month ago and cited for driving with a suspended license. Her ever-present spindoctor, Elliott Mintz, said at the time that Paris was blissfully unaware that she wasn’t allowed to drive for three years. He declined to comment on this latest incident.

City prosecuters are recommending that Paris’ probation be revoked, and it looks like they’re trying to make a well-deserved example out of her.

Mintz has been driving Paris around since her license was suspended. Janet Charlton notes that he’s died his hair blonde and has even started dressing like Paris. It looks like she needs to hire a professional chauffer.

Paris’ one-time BFF Nicole Richie also faces jail time for her DUI. She was busted driving the wrong way on the freeway back in December and admitted to cops on the scene that she had smoked pot and took a vicodin. Since she has an earlier conviction for DUI in 2002, she faces a mandatory five days in jail if she’s found guilty again.

Richie’s lawyer entered a not guilty plea for her on February 21st. There is a pretrial hearing set for April 2nd. Maybe Richie and Hilton can do a very special “Simple Life” episode from inside the county lockup. They’re sure to get into all sorts of funny hijinks there.

Lindsay Hates Her Dad

When you've truley stuffed up your life with drugs, assault, and prison, you can at least be assured that after your stint in the pokey, where you learned how to write really awesome songs and draw meaningful pictures, your eldest daughter will outstretch her fully rehabbed arms and yell, "Welcome home, Daddy!"

Well, unless you're Michael Lohan. Then you're screwed.



We thought Lindsay was avoiding dear ol' dad because she didn't want another lecture about what's actually in that Voss bottle (that's why she sticks to hanging with Dina), but actually Lindz seems to think he's a sleazy scumbag just like the rest of them. Sources report:

Lindsay Lohan finally talked to her estranged felonious father, Michael Lohan, and told him, "You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again," a source told Page Six. "It wasn't the phone call Michael wanted."

The former stockbroker was released March 13 from the upstate Collins Correctional Facility, where he spent about 20 months behind bars for drunk driving.

Michael had hoped to patch things up with his daughter. But after talking to her dad, "Lindsay called her mother [Dina] and told her to be careful and to take care of her sisters," said the source.

And like any truly reformed criminal, Daddy Lohan blames all of his problems on someone else. Michael, who found religion while he was in jail, is still praying for a reconciliation, hoping that Lindsay sees the light when her uncle, Paul Sullivan - whom he blames for his problems - is sentenced on April 27 in Federal Court in Islip, having pleaded guilty to mail fraud.

"When one door closes, another door opens," Michael Lohan told a friend this week. "This is divine retribution. [Sullivan] is the guy behind the whole thing. He set me up, spread lies and rumors about me, and convinced Lindsay to 'distance' herself from me. Paul even pressed false charges against me to have me arrested. He called me a con man, but he's a con man."

Sullivan, one of Dina Lohan's brothers, was arrested for fraud in June 2005 after obtaining a $646,000 loan from the Small Business Administration by claiming his Ropa Group Corp. had lost substantial business after 9/11.

In October, Sullivan was also charged with obstruction of justice after he was recorded telling a South American company to lie for him about a $78,000 kickback. "Look, we're twisting the story a little, but we can only twist it, right? What can we do?" Sullivan was quoted in court documents.

Michael Lohan has no use for any of his in-laws. In 2004, he was arrested and charged with assaulting Matthew Sullivan, brother of Paul Sullivan and Dina, in the driveway of the Lohan home. "Maybe the truth is finally coming to light, and the people who came between the Lohans will be weeded out as well," Michael told the friend this week. "Perhaps this is what Lindsay needed all along." Or perhaps not.

Jez, seeing the 'stable' home Lindsay comes from now explains a lot - no wonder she's in and out of rehab every other week.

Josh Hartnett And Penelope Cruz Hook Up

Rumor has is that Josh Hartnett and Penelope Cruz are a couple. Cruz was recently linked with Orlando Bloom, but he has moved on to another chick that looks remarkably like her. Hartnett was trying to get with drunken Brit Sienna Miller, but she was turned off by his romantic ways when he tried to woo her with flowers and paparazzi-monitored dinners.

Now Hartnett and Cruz were seen trying to have a romantic private dinner with their hands all over each other:

Spanish actress Penelope Cruz is going out of her way to keep her new romance with Josh Hartnett out of prying eyes after enjoying public affairs with Tom Cruise and Matthew McConaughey. The star and her actor beau fled from trendy Los Angeles restaurant El Coyote on March 21 after learning all private rooms were taken.

Cruz and Hartnett then showed up at another top restaurant, The Little Door, where they asked for the restaurant’s secluded Blue Room, according to In Touch magazine.

A waiter tells the publication the couple left through separate doors, but “before they went, they kissed goodbye,” adding “they were touchy-feely all night, holding hands and kissing… They were cute.”

Kidnappers Target Another Jolie Child

Earlier in the month, actress Angelina Jolie learned that extortionists were plotting to kidnap her and hold her for ransom. Now, it seems that her newly adopted son Pax Thien is a target. The Post-Chronicle reports:

Angelina Jolie and her newly adopted son escaped a plan by kidnappers to steal the boy away upon his arrival to the US.


According to an exclusive report, the foiled plot included a demand of $100 million for his return. A “credible” plot was “meticulously planned” by a gang that has executed kidnappings and extortion plots before. “They’re highly skilled operatives with little regard for human life,” says an insider close to Angelina Jolie’s security team.

Dad Crashes Star's Sex Shoot

The crew making "The Winter of Frozen Dreams" in upstate Schenectady was horrified when the father/manager of star lady Thora Birch insisted on watching the filming of her sex scenes with Dean Winters.

Even though it's industry practice to shoot sex scenes on a closed set, Jack Birch - who met Thora's mother, Carol Connors, as her co-star in "Deep Throat" - demanded to be present as his daughter and Winters simulated intercourse last week.

"It was so wrong," said one insider. "The director is saying, 'Harder! Faster!' and the father is giving Winters the thumbs up."

Thora dazzled critics in "Ghost World," "American Beauty" and "Patriot Games" but was fired from the set of "Election" (1999) and hasn't worked much in recent years.

Her dad, who "looks like Charles Manson" in a "full-length leather coat and wraparound sunglasses, even at night" - was described in a review of his "Road of Death" (1973) as "a muscle-stud . . . so unphotogenic you can't take your eyes off him."

"The Winter of Frozen Dreams" is the true-crime story of Barbara Hoffman, played by Birch, who worked at a massage parlor in Ann Arbor, Mich., run by a character played by Winters.

"He's her pimp. She'd get these men to fall in love with her, take out big life insurance policies on them, and then poison them with cyanide," explained our insider. "She killed two guys and is serving life in prison."

Jack Birch was on the set every day giving orders - even telling director Eric Mandelbaum where to place his camera so that Thora would look her best.

Mandelbaum was about to shoot the first sex scene Monday when, "all of a sudden, the front door is being kicked in. Her father was threatening to kill the assistant directors. Then he threatens to pull her from the movie with three days of shooting left."

Making matters worse, a problem with the focus on the camera necessitated 14 takes.

"It was the most bizarre, perverse scene," said our witness. "One girl on the crew broke down crying."

Calls to reps for Birch and Winters were not returned. Millie Milka, of Em & Me Productions, told Page Six: "Thora Birch is a very talented young actress." Asked if her father had forced his way onto the set for the sex scenes, Milka replied, "We have no comment on that. We just want to focus on the movie."

Willis Hooks Up With Love, Courtney Love?

Bruce Willis celebrated turning 52 last week, and one of his presents was a makeout session with Courtney Love.

Rock 'n' roll!

The unlikely couple were spotted in flagrante canoodle March 19 at the Roxy nightclub on Sunset Blvd. "They were full-on making out," laughs a witness.


The venue was packed for a 9 p.m. performance by boozy Brit rocker Amy Winehouse.

But it doesn't look like Rumer, Scout and Tallulah are getting a new stepmom just yet. Another source says Willis carried on the rest of the evening without Love by his side.

The actor's rep declined to comment, while Love's spokesman described the interaction as "a quick hi, and then they went their separate ways."

Jesus, how do you go from dating Brooke Burke, swooning Petra Nemcova, and then making out with Courtney love?!?! Gotta love the effect of alcohol.

Pam And Denise Sued Over Pap Flap

Most men would dream of having Denise Richards and Pam Anderson smack them around a bit, but two photographers in Canada are suing the babes for allegedly doing just that.

The paps are suing Richards, 36, and Anderson, 39, claiming Richards hit them and threw their computers off a hotel balcony, while the actresses were filming “Blonde and Blonder” in Vancouver.

According to court papers filed Friday March 23 in Los Angeles Superior Court, the photographers, Rik Fedyck and Scott Cosman, say that while they were paid guests at a Vancouver hotel in November 2006, Richards "became enraged" and "stormed up" to them calling them filthy names and "scumbags.” Richards then hit both photographers, grabbed their laptops and threw the computers off a balcony into the hotel lobby, destroying them.

The buxom duo allegedly went on to make false defamatory statements about the paps, which Fedyck and Cosman said have hampered their careers. But, like most things in Anderson’s life, the incident was apparently caught on a hotel security tape, and now the photogs are seeking unspecified damages.

Britney's Back, And Broke

Britney Spears has finished her one-month stay in rehab and has left the facility. Her manager announced in a statement late last night that she "has been released by the Promises Malibu Treatment Center after successfully completing their program."

The typical stay at Promises is about 45 days but Britney stayed for 27 because, well, she's Britney Spears.


Meanwhile The Daily Star claims Britney Spears is facing "bankruptcy" after spending $21 million of her $32 million fortune in the past two years, and is "scared to death" of the financial situation she faces when she leaves rehab. A family friend says:

"She has to concentrate on staying sober, but she can't do that if she has to worry about going broke - which is exactly what she thinks will happen."

Hahaha, so it's only been 24hrs since she returned to the real world and she's already in the headlines - having sex with junkies in bushes, and having almost squandered her entire fortune. Hehe, I can't wait to see what happens next. I give her a week till we see her clubbing it up and sleeping around again. Stay tuned.

Tom Cruise Is A Lunatic

It's been reported that Katie Holmes has spent hours in tears with friend Victoria Beckham because Tom Cruise is making her life absolutely miserable. Sources explain:

"Once, Katie and Victoria talked on the phone for four hours. And Beckham has seen how domineering Cruise can be firsthand."

A source close to the 44-year-old actor tells insiders that he is relentlessly trying to convince the ex-Spice Girl, 32, and her husband, soccer star David Beckham, 31 (who are moving to L.A. this year), to convert to his religion.

"Victoria is sick and tired of Tom being on her back about Scientology," says the source. "Victoria is an old-fashioned British woman who believes in God. She finds it quite rude that Tom is bugging her so much. Not too long ago, Tom left 18 messages in one hour to get them to join the church."

The source adds Victoria has put her foot down to Tom's pressure. "When she says no, she means no."

Jesus, how pushy and desperate would you have to be to call someone, anyone, every 3 minutes?!?

Britney's Rehab Romp

Reports are coming in thick and fast that Britney Spears was caught romping in the bushes of her rehab centre with a NEW mystery man.

The troubled singer played a game of tennis with the unnamed man, who is also receiving treatment at Malibu's Promises clinic, before they then disappeared together.

The pair were later found frolicking in the folliage of the grounds and had to be separated by security staff.

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Britney and her new male friend decided to play a game of tennis. Britney is allowed a little more freedom now she's been in the centre a while.

"The next thing they had sneaked off into the bushes and were getting pretty passionate. They weren't actually having sex but there was definitely some groping. We had to step in to separate them.

"They were told off. They're in rehab and relationships between vulnerable people aren't really encouraged."

This is the second time Britney, 25, has been "romantically linked" with someone she has met at rehab. But funnily enough, it was just last week that it was reported that Britney was growing "very close" with rock guitarist Jason Filyaw, who she met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting.

The 33-year-old rocker claimed that he and the shaven-haired singer had "found love" since meeting again in rehab. The pair had also apparently met once before in 2003 when they recorded some music together.

Wilmer Serenades Lindsay

Wilmer Valderrama is still pining away for his ex, Lindsay Lohan, but when he tried to express it Sunday night, she shot him down. Lohan, who's been out here every night like an owl on the prowl, was onstage singing at Unik's weekly karaoke party when Valderrama, Ashton Kutcher's handsome co-star on "That '70s Show," showed up around 2:30 a.m.

The blond-again actress had already sung along to "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera and "Criminal" by Fiona Apple and was in the middle of "Like I Love You" by Justin Timberlake when in walked Valderrama, whom she dated in 2004 when she was just 18 and he 24. That's a big gap in dog years, and they lasted about six months before he went on to a relationship with Mandy Moore - but apparently, Lohan has lingered.

"He tried to talk to her, but she didn't have much time for him," noted our spywitness. "Then he grabbed a microphone and said, 'Lindsay, this is for you.' "

In front of the packed house, Valderrama sang these lyrics from Matchbox 20's "Back 2 Good:"

"Just stand there/I could say so much

But I don't go there cuz I don't want to I was thinking if you were lonely Maybe we could leave here and no one would know

... I'm lonely now and I don't know how to get it back to good."

After the guy sang his heart out, Lohan, now sitting at a table with five pals, including Samantha Ronson, yelled out for all to hear:

"It's too late!" Oh. No. You. Dih-int. "Wilmer tried to take it like a man," says our clubgoer. "But he left a few minutes later. He headed up to PM."

Perhaps Lohan felt bad - the recently rehabbed actress drank three glasses of champagne.

Despite the rejection, Valderrama was a champ to his waitress at PM.

Hearing that she was celebrating her birthday, he left her a $1,100 tip on a $400 tab.

Lohan's spokeswoman told us: "Lindsay is still going to [AA] meetings. It's a slow process. It's a day-to-day thing."

No Wedding Bells For Charlotte Church

There will be no wedding for pregnant singer Charlotte Church – for now, at least.

Church, 21, on Monday denied tabloid reports that she is set to marry her rugby-star boyfriend Gavin Henson, 25, next month in a castle near her home in Cardiff, Wales.

A rep for the singer told sources: "This is definitely not true."

Earlier this month, Church revealed she is pregnant with Henson's baby. The couple live together and have been dating for about 18 months.

Church, who has her own late-night show on British TV, first found fame at age 13, when her 1999 debut album Voice of an Angel' sold more than three million copies worldwide. Her audiences have included Bill Clinton, Pope John Paul II and Queen Elizabeth II.

Uma Thurman Is Single Again

Uma Thurman and hotelier Andre Balazs have ended their three-year, on-again, off-again relationship, her rep, Robert Garlock, tells sources.

"I will confirm that they are no longer a couple," Garlock said Monday, the day after a source close to the actress told insiders the pair had split.

The breakup of Thurman, 36, and Balazs, 50 – who had begun dating in late 2003 – takes place amid rumors that the couple were planning to wed in the Caribbean this summer.

Just over a year ago, after Thurman appeared solo at the 2006 Oscars, the Kill Bill actress said in a statement that she and Balazs – who owns such properties as New York City's Mercer Hotel and the Chateau Marmont and the Standard in Los Angeles – had split.

"Unfortunately, it is true," she said in the March 8, 2006, statement. "But we remain close friends."

By last fall, however, the two were again more than just friends, and were seen together everywhere from Copenhagen to New York City – which Thurman and her two children with ex-husband Ethan Hawke call home.

Thurman and Hawke were together for six years, until she filed for divorce in 2003.

Thurman is currently filming The Accidental Husband, in which she stars as a talk-radio host who gets into trouble after dishing out love advice.

Carmen Electra Takes A Tumble

All day I've been watching pics of Carmen Electra stacking it on a fashion runway - hoping, praying that there was some video footage. Alas, there is, and it's even funner than I had hoped.

Lindsay Lohan Hit And Run Video

Here's some footage of the incident in which Lindsay struck a photog, and then took off. As you can see in the video, a few minutes later she went back to collect her car, and then led and sped, her three car entourage through one way back streets, the wrong way?! Smart.



If you notice, she's also holding her "bottle of water" in all these shots and clips, and wasn't it just reported a few days ago that someone was seen pouring vodka into her water bottle(s)?!? FFS, how stupid does she think we are? I love how these teeny-bopper celebrities act as though they were the first to have sex, get drunk, and have a drug problem.

Well guess what, civilization has been going on for thousands of years, and trust me, its been going on in one form or another for all that time. We've all been there Linds, and we know ALLLL the tricks. So in other words, Lindsay's running a muck around town, half drunk and most probably coking off her nut - ah, the life of a spoilt, clueless, celebrity.

Angelina Adobts Another Child

Angelina Jolie has successfully completed the adoption process for her new son. The three-year-old boy was picked up on Thursday at 9 a.m. local time after Jolie recieved the official adoption agreement from the Tam Binh orphanage where the boy has been residing since November of 2003.

According to the Vietnamese press, the boy is named Pham Quang Sang and will be renamed Pax Thien Jolie.

Pax means "peace" in Latin, while Thien means "heaven" or "sky" in Vietnamese. Local press also reports that Jolie's new son cried and hid during the official ceremony, and that the actress comforted him in Vietnamese. Jolie's other adopted son, Maddox, was also present.

Jolie and her two children finished the ceremony by 10 a.m. local time and then returned to their hotel.

The Oscar-winning actress must now meet with U.S. consular officials who must review the adoption before a passport can be issued for the boy.

If all goes according to plan, the 31-year-old actress could bring the child home by the weekend, local officials told the Associated Press on Wednesday.

The boy (mistakingly identifed as 4-years-old by officials who observe the Chinese New Year) has been living at the Tam Binh orphanage on the outskirts of Ho Chi Minh City since 2003, when he was abandoned at a hospital as an infant, report adoption officials.

Shortly after he arrived at the orphanage, the Tam Binh staff tried unsuccessfully to locate the boy's birth parents.

The boy is healthy, friendly and a little bit shy, they said. He gets along well with other children and loves to play soccer.

Jolie filed adoption papers as a single parent because she and partner Brad Pitt, 43, are not married, and it's illegal in Vietnam for unwed couples to adopt together.

The couple have three children: 5-year-old Maddox, adopted from Cambodia; 2-year-old Zahara, adopted from Ethiopia; and daughter, Shiloh, who was born to the couple in May of 2006.

Britney Finds New Love In Rehab

Has Britney Spears found a new love?

The troubled pop star has hooked up with a musician she met in AA, and plans to move in with him once she’s out of rehab, according to insiders. Spears, 25, has fallen for Jason Filyaw, the 33-year-old lead guitarist of the rock band Riva.

"Britney adores Jason," a friend of Filyaw's told the Enquirer, "He’s been a tower of strength for her at the lowest point in her life,"

"She’s convinced Jason can help her through rehab because as an alcoholic, he’s been through the same thing."

"Spears e-mails and phones Filyaw constantly," according to reports, and the two have even given each other pet names: he calls her Sugar, Kitten and My Lady, while she calls him Mr. Secret Underground Guy and J-Sun.

When contacted to make a comment Filyaw said, "I have nothing to say about this."

hahaha, so in other words expect another entire round of drama in her life. There's nothing more encouraging then hooking up with someone from rehab...

Fergie Too Drunk To Fly

A UK Newspaper says that Fergie was banned from boarding a Virgin Atlantic flight out of Los Angeles this week because she was so drunk, it was decided she was in no shape to fly. She was not allowed to board the plane and the flight was delayed for an hour while her luggage was removed. Sources say:

The singer, 31, was about to fly from Los Angeles to Britain with bandmates when airline staff saw she was slurring her words and could hardly stand. Fergie, who has battled booze and drugs, drunkenly raged at them and had to be pulled away by friends.

One witness said: "She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn't believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing."

Mandy Dumps DJ Boyfriend

Friends of Mandy Moore say she's dumped DJ AM and is single again.

DJ AM (aka Adam Goldstein) used to date Nicole Richie and after they broke up he reportedly told friends he needed to date another high-profile person so he could get some more publicity.


Sadly, his idea of high-profile is Nicole Richie and Mandy Moore. And now that they've both dumped him, he'll probably dress one of his friends up as the Burger King and pretend that they're dating.

Lohan And Law Hook Up

Before Lindsay Lohan heads for London to start shooting her next movie, Lindsay Lohan is trying to make a new British friend - former Sienna Miller beau Jude Law. Lohan ended up with Law at The Box on Chrystie Street very late on both Friday and Saturday nights, sources say.

Her whirlwind weekend started Friday with dinner at Nobu Next Door before she headed off with her mom, Dina, and former Marc Jacobs boy toy Jason Preston to Stereo, where she greeted her friend DJ AM.

"She called Jude at 1 in the morning," said our spy, "and met him at The Box."

The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again - this time joined by Law's pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.

"They are adoring one another's company," said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any "dating."

Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment. Law's rep, Simon Halls, said, "We don't comment on our client's personal life.

Angelina Jolie Was Almost Kidnapped

For the first time, Angelina Jolie reveals the shocking threat to her safety - and why she won't let it stop her charity work.

As a UN Goodwill Ambassador, she's now more famous for her charity work than her film roles. In an exclusive interview, Angelina shockingly reveals that authorities uncovered a terrifying plot to abduct her.



"It was in a small village," she says. "I won't say where, or with whom, but some gangsters planned to kidnap me and extort a massive ransom. I was warned at the last minute, and managed to escape, luckily."

Since becoming an ambassador for the UN in August 2001, Angelina's role has taken her to 20 countries, and some of the world's most underprivileged regions.

"It became clear to me that I was an incredibly well-off star, and that I had to do something against the screaming injustice on this planet," says the 31-year-old actress. "Not just by giving speeches, I had to be actively involved. Since then I've traveled half the world. I went to see the people there up close. I didn't shut myself off in some luxurious hotel."

Despite the kidnap threat, Angelina is hell-bent on continuing her work at orphanages and is determined to carry on her charity work overseas.

"I don't want to act like the Mother Teresa of Hollywood," she insists. "But I want to help where there is poverty and destruction. I love Brad very much and on our trips we pull together as a team. Things only get difficult when it affects our children."

Outrage Over Keira's Comic Sex Scene

A hard-core pornography comic has sparked outrage by depicting Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley having sex with her co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom.

According to a repeort in the Sun, the publication, which is printed in the US by Sinful Comics, will show Keira being seduced by Johnny and Orlando.

Disney, the firm behind the Pirates series of movies, is reportedly furious and considering taking the publishers to court.

The latest release in the highly successful franchise - Pirates Of The Caribbean: At The World's End - is due for release later this summer. It will be Keira's final appearance as pirate wench Elizabeth Swann for the Pirates Of The Caribbean films today.

The stunning actress doesn't want to be part of any more swashbuckling sequels. Keira's next project is Joe Wright's drama Atonement, in which she stars with James McAvoy and Brenda Blethyn.

Sophie's Sex Tape Scandal

First Pammy, then Paris and now Sophie. The curse of the celebrity sex tape has claimed its latest victim in model Sophie Anderton.

After humiliating herself on Celebrity Love Island last year, Sophie has been trying to get her life back on track but the lingerie model's colourful past has come back to haunt her.

A videotape of Sophie having sex with her ex-boyfriend Mark Bosnich is being circulated and could end up on the internet any day.

The graphic footage was taken several years ago when Sophie was dating the former Chelsea footballer.

Says a friend: "Sophie is frantic with worry about the tape coming out. It was one they made together ages ago.

"Mark told her that it had been destroyed, but somehow it has re-emerged.

"She has no idea where it is now or who has seen it. If it comes to light, which it looks like it will, it's going to be hugely damaging and very embarrassing for Sophie."

The new man in Sophie's life, businessman Timmy Grech, has vowed to stand by the former Wonderbra girl and is doing everything he can to help get the video.

"Sophie's been told that the tape is going to be sold to the highest bidder so she's hoping she can get there first."

Google Trumps The Donald

Donald Trump may have more than 40 buildings and a vast empire of Trump-branded golf courses, casinos, and cufflinks, but one little white webpage - Google - has made its founders about $30 billion richer than all that brick, mortar and ego have made the Donald.

Forbes magazine has released their annual list of billionaires around the world, and His Hairness - never one to let you forget that he's a billionaire - clocked in at modest 314th place out of the 946 nine-figured names, with an estimated net worth of $2.9 billion. Not too shabby.

But Google founders Sergey Brin and Larry Page, who are both about half Trump's age (60), are worth a whopping $16.6 billion a piece - and together, more than 10 times the worth of Trump.

Even Oprah is practically a beggar in this club, with a $1.5 billion fortune. But Sergey and Larry have a long way to go to get into the same league as top billionaire Bill Gates, who's estimated wealth is $56 billion.

Joe Simpson Empathy For Britney

Creepy daddy Joe Simpson has gone on record claiming his daughters will never end up in rehab like fellow has-been Britney Spears.

Joe — father, manager, origin of all future therapy bills of celebri-thingys Jessica and Ashlee Simpson — has spoken out on Britney’s recent personal and professional woes, which have culminated in a rehab stint, the World Entertainment News Network reports.

While feeling empathy for Brit, Joe believes his daughters would never follow the same toxic path as Spears.

He says, "I would never let that happen to my daughters. Hopefully, her family will take care of the situation."

ha, I can see from the pic just how Joe Simpson like to "comfort" his daughters...

Navarro And Carlson Hook Up

Carmen Electra's ex, Dave Navarro was spotted having lunch at Cafe Med on Sunset with Kelly Carlson - who plays Kimber Henry on Nip/Tuck.

It seems they were also seen a few weeks ago on February 23, 2007 in Miami at the 6th Annual Food Network Wine & Food Festival. New Couple? Time will tell.

Madonna's Nanny Tell All Book

A woman claiming to be a former nanny for Madonna is currently shopping a tell-all memoir detailing the inner workings of the Madonna-Guy Ritchie household.

EW.com has seen the 80-page proposal, which is being circulated among major publishing houses. The document proposes a book that will reveal intimate information gleaned from Melissa Dumas' service as Madonna's nanny.

Sample chapters and chapter summaries provide a laundry list of alleged details pertaining to Madonna's marriage to Ritchie, their children's behavior, the family's participation in Kabbalah, and the motivation behind Madonna's decision to adopt a boy from Malawi.

The pitch also contains personal photos of Madonna's family, as well as photos of the alleged nanny playing with Madonna's kids. The proposal includes a copy of an unsigned nondisclosure agreement that the author claims Madonna issued to her only after she had already resigned as her nanny.

Sharlene Martin, the literary agent listed in the proposal, would not confirm nor deny an affiliation with the proposal or the listed author. She also would not confirm or deny that the proposal has been bought by a publisher. Neither Dumas nor a representative for Madonna responded immediately to efforts to contact them for comment.

Paris Is Modest

Paris Hilton reportedly has huge portraits of herself covering her home, and when guests arrived to her birthday party they were asked to sign a giant poster of her face. A reporter from the London Mirror says:

"Upon entry, guests were handed silver pens and told to write gushing messages on a gigantic portrait of the ever-modest party hostess."

Hanging in the living room was an enormous picture of Hilton, and when guests entered the dining room - yet another "gargantuan" portrait of the heiress. Revelers were treated to fortune cookies, and the message inside each of them was the same: "Happy Birthday Paris."

Ashlee And Ryan Hook Up?

We were just wondering what Ashlee has been up to lately and if we are to believe the rumors - it's Ryan Phillippe (Reese Witherspoon’s ex!). The two were apparently getting cozy at a Hollywood club.

A reporter said they “spent about two hours chatting while Ryan was mixing vodka cocktails, and they were giggling and having a great time.”



On the flip side, another version has come out stating that Ashlee “tried” to pick up Ryan but was denied. So what have we learned? Well, clearly they were at the same place at the same time and most likely even talking. But as for how far Ashlee got I guess time will tell.

Meanwhile, are Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal more then just co-stars on their new film “Rendition?” The two have been spotted leaving each others respective homes and hotel rooms amongst being a little more than just friends on the set. Could this explain why Reese looked especially smiley while shopping in Beverly Hills?

Britney's Impromptu Strip Show

Icon Access has learned that on Britney Spears' last trip to Miami, prior to checking into rehab the first time, the turbulent pop diva appeared "out of it" while shopping at a local BeBe clothing store.

A source say that Britters handed over her kids to the store's salespeople so she could peruse the racks of clothes. Well what can we say, the gal's got priorities!



Then when it came time to try the items on, Spears didn't bother with a pesky dressing room - but instead stripped down right there in the middle of the store - right in front of staff and other customers!

We're told the "Toxic" singer even tried out some new dance moves for her shocked audience. Not long after Britney's impromptu boutique performance, the mother of two checked into rehab THREE tiems and shaved her head.

Classy.

Antonella Barba XXX Bidding War

In other Adult Entertainment news, Icon Access has learned that an adult video company has joined the check danglers who are offering "American Idol's" controversial competitor major dough, as they attempt to cash-in on her newfound slut-ebrity status.

SugarDVD, the largest renter of adult DVDs online, tells sources they've offered Antonella Barba a whopping $500,000 to become their new spokesperson. Last month, the same company offered $1 million to Kim Kardashian, which she refused.

If Barba signs, Sugar CEO "Jax" claims that her first gig would be hosting a launch party for their new video-on-demand service. Jax said he welcomed a bidding war, telling insiders, "You saw her photos online, she's smokin'. We will not lose because of money." Neither will Antonella.

Kim Kardashian Tape Coming Soon

Despite Kim's pending lawsuit, Vivid Entertainment is going forward with a March 21 release of "Kim Kardashian Superstar" - the sex video Kim made with then-boyfriend, Ray-J.

Steven Hirsch, Co-Chairman of Vivid, told sources, "I met with Kim yesterday and unfortunately, we didn't even come close to reaching an agreement. We will now immediately move forward with the release."


After Kardashian filed suit last month, Vivid announced that they would temporarily halt production. The company feels confident that they have a legal right to distribute the DVD of the video. They paid an unidentified third party $1 million for rights to the tape, which was made three years ago.

Vivid promises a new preview clip will be available next week on the official site. Despite the lawsuit, Hirsch tells sources he is still a huge fan of Kim's.

"Kim has all of the qualities that we look for in a Vivid Girl. She's both beautiful and well-spoken which is a rare combination. In fact, if she was a Vivid Girl I might have cast her as 'Debbie' in our 'Debbie Does Dallas...Again' TV series which debuts [Friday] night at 11pm on Showtime." Nice plug Steve.

A rep for Kardashian confirms Kim and her manager met briefly with Vivid, but says nothing was resolved. She says Kim will "continue to vigorously defend and protect her legal rights" and adds that her lawsuit against Vivid is still very much active.

So in other words, the guys did a bunch of blow and couldn't agree to a fair share of the projected profits from the website. God I love the adult industry.

Reese Bails On "Bunny" Film

Reese Witherspoon has backed out of a big movie in which she was slated to star and produce. Now Sources can reveal why Reese bailed.

The movie, "Bunny Lake Is Missing," was to be a remake of Otto Preminger's 1965 film about a woman whose daughter disappears from a nursery school. Cops then try to convince the woman that her daughter was a figment of her imagination.



Reports were initially circulating that Witherspoon did not feel emotionally invested in the film, and that her psyche was fragile in the wake of her divorce from Ryan Phillippe.

But a well-placed, high-powered Hollywood insider tells sources that the problem had nothing to do with emotions. We're told Reese signed onto the project after being presented with the idea and a draft script. Last week, Reese was presented with what she thought would be a completed script, but turned out to be 80 pages that had major sections of the movie outlined but not written.

As the deadline approached for a summer shooting, Witherspoon exercised her option not to approve the incomplete script and withdrew as the star of the project. Reese worried about people who wouldn't have a job shooting this summer. "She's just as disappointed as anybody," the source says. "She's not working too."

Gisele Might Be Pregnant, As Well

Just two weeks ago, actress Bridget Moynahan revealed that she is pregnant with the baby of her ex-boyfriend, New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady. Now, a Brazilian website claims that Bradys new girlfriend, Victoria’s Secret supermodel Gisele Bundchen, may also be pregnant.

Sources say, "A Brazilian website reported yesterday that Tom Brady's girlfriend Gisele Bundchen may be pregnant and, if so, the Pats QB is the father.


According to the popular celebrity website Glamurama.com.br, Bundchen would be no more than two months pregnant, but may already have told select friends and family … The pretty pair recently enjoyed five-star stays in Paris, Milan, and Rome, and Life & Style Weekly is reporting that Bundchen also took Brady to meet her parents in Porto Alegre, Brazil..."

Damn, it's a little hard to feel sorry for Tom. First he gets a gorgeous actress pregnant, and now an international supermodel.

Tom Cruise Is A Luuuuunatic

Katie Holmes is due to start shooting a comedy called "Mad Money" with Diane Keaton and Queen Latifah in Shreveport, La., next month and sources say Tom Cruise has made it clear to all that he will be a constant presence on set. A source says:

"Tom has called producers and told them he will be on set every day. He wants to observe what's going on and will probably help Katie out."


Except replace the words "observe" and "help" with the words "stalk" and "gather intel". This movie is yet another strange turn in Katie’s career since she became involved with Cruise. Page Six says:

Cruise was said to be upset over her sex scene in last year's "Thank You for Smoking" - which was mysteriously missing during several festival screenings … Holmes gave up her role in the upcoming "Batman" sequel, and some in Hollywood said it was because of the romantic scenes she would have had with Christian Bale … The insider added, "Katie's agent, Hylda Queally (at CAA), chose this role (in "Mad Money") for her because it is a female buddy movie. There is no love interest and she wouldn't be kissing anyone or have a sex scene." Acheson declined comment on the script - which our source, who has seen it, said was "atrocious."

When asked for a comment, Cruise said, "what's the big deal. Look, if I'm so 'crazy,' then why did the aliens choose me to be their spokesperson to the people of Earth? Seems like a pretty important position, if you ask me."

Vegas Round Up: Christina Aguilera Parties With The Pussycat Dolls

It was the premiere of provocative parade of platinum pulchritude.

The positive power of the Pussycat Dolls was proven when preening pop princess Christina Aguilera, along with the LA Pussycats, partied, purred and promenaded at PURE in Caesars Palace until dawn this morning.


A tempting tease of thigh, a saucy sampling of stockings, a barrage of bras and a glimpse of garters all came together in a festival of flesh for the grand opening of the new Pussycat Dolls Casino outside the jam-packed nightclub.

Call it high-heeled heaven at "Silicone Central" in the kingdom of cleavage! It's the first time in Vegas history that there's been a choreographed casino where the sexy girls, wearing next to nothing, get more eyeballs than the cards being dealt! Twenty one is more likely to be the waist size of the dealer and "bust" has little to do with going over!

Christina, the Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane had their "Back to Basics" tour winning standing ovations and numerous curtain calls at Mandalay Bay before the new casino unveiling. The girls of Danity Kane headed to rival nightclub TAO in The Venetian for their after-concert bash while Christina and the Pussycat Dolls set up their party-hearty Headquarters in PURE, after officially opening their go-go gaming Garden of Eden. The Pussycat Dolls couldn't wait to play blackjack, and believe it or not, it was beginners luck first time out!

There was ten times the energy and crowds of Britney's New Years Eve party when Christina and the Pussycats marched into the PURE and took over the VIP cabana bed section. Christina sipped on Chardonnay smiling for fans and chatting with her tour's cast and crew, which she'd brought along.

Two beds over, even baby-faced MTV comedian Andy Milonakis joined the Dolls. When DJ Hollywood played their hit song 'Buttons,' the crowd went so wild they even drowned out the music. The Dolls went to the edge of the balcony overlooking the dance floor with arms wide open and waving to fans who were in a flashbulb frenzy!