Britney Sinks A little Further

When you’re trying for a comeback, every move has to be calculated and executed with precision and attention to detail. Translation: Britney Spears’ 2nd try at world domination is on life support.

Take the incredible failure with OK! Magazine last week. She had an amazing platform to set the record straight and try to convince the public that she’s not a wackjob. Unfortunately, she did more damage to her image than if she would’ve stayed quiet.

Following the horrific interview/photo shoot (if you can call it that), Brit took to the soundstage to film some stripper-iffic scenes for her video “Get Back.”

She took frequent bathroom breaks during the shoot, and was described as “erratic” and “disoriented” by the crew. One witness told press, “You could see she was getting a bit wobbly, but no one expected her to throw a complete fit. Suddenly, she was in floods of tears and stormed off set. She eventually came back but was sobbing hysterically.”

Apparently the “Stronger” singer couldn’t hang with the pole dancing routine that the video treatment called for. And instead of handling it like a 25-year-old woman, she sulked off like a 5-year-old girl. The director even had to end the shoot prematurely so that Britney could go home and compose herself. If anyone can pull it back together and launch a kick-butt comeback it’s Brit. But she’ll have to start doing things a little more “Baby One More Time” and a little less “Oops I Did It Again.”

Enjoy the pictures of Britney’s stripper routine, along with shots of the pop princess doing some Studio City antiquing on Sunday (July 29).

Sick Aguilera Cancels Melbourne Shows

Pop star Christina Aguilera has fuelled pregnancy rumours by cancelling her remaining two Melbourne concerts because of illness.

Promoter Michael Gudinski of the Frontier Touring Company said a viral upper respiratory tract infection forced Aguilera to cancel the concerts. Aguilera had postponed Saturday's concert until Sunday night, citing a slight fever. She was to have had another show on Monday night.


The pop sensation has been spotted with an increasing baby bump over recent weeks, and several gossip magazines have published articles confirming the pregnancy.

"Doctors have confirmed Christina has a viral upper respiratory tract infection with a high fever and abnormal coughing," Gudinski said in a statement.

"They have prescribed complete bed rest for the next few days."

In the same statement, Aguilera apologised to her fans.

"Unfortunately, I have fallen ill with a bad flu virus. This is one of the best cities in the world to perform in and I am truly disappointed that I won't be able to share my show with you all," she said.

"Thank you for all of the continued love and support and I hope to perform for you all again next time."

Gudinski said Aguilera was "understandably distressed" for fans who bought tickets, and promised refunds from their original point of purchase. Several of her party had also fallen ill on the Australian and New Zealand stretch of the Back to Basics world tour, as the tour draws to a close.

Jessica Simpson Stalks Her Ex Husband

We all saw their fairytale wedding, and the first four years of their marriage, thanks to MTV. But since their divorce, times have been tough for Jessica Simpson in the romance department. And now she’s said to be stalking her ex-husband Nick Lachey.

Nick recently celebrated his 1-year dating anniversary with girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo and bought a million-dollar apartment in New York City. Then there was the whole banging in the Mexican hot tub incident.


All of this has Jess pretty jealous. Apparently she won’t quit calling the “What’s left of me” singer. According to a source close to Jessica, “She wants to be the girl that Nick fell in love with again.

She’s been calling Nick all the time – at one point he had to change his telephone number. She now can’t contact him even if she wants to.”

Nick has been candid about his relationship with Vanessa. He’s moved on and doesn’t wish to revisit the time in his life when he was married to Jessica. Nick told press, “It’s good to move on. I think I’ve done that. What Vanessa and I have is real. It’s ours. Nobody can touch that.”

Enjoy the pictures of Jessica sporting army fatigues while filming a scene for her upcoming film, “Major Movie Star” (July 27).

Jessica Alba Is Single, Maybe Dating 50 Cent?

Jessica Alba is single! And that's just the half of it.

Insiders are reporting today that Jessica Alba very unceremoniously dumped her longtime Cash Warren, and did it over the phone, for that matter. Ouch! After two-and-a-half years together, the 26-year-old actress broke up with Warren, a 28-year-old producer, last week while she was abroad over the weekend promoting Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer.


She was reported as telling him, "I'm not in love with you anymore." And within hours Alba then dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out.

The breakup "happened... almost out of nowhere," the source says. "Cash thinks it's for another guy but doesn't know... he's totally devastated. But it was all her."

But where this story gets really interesting is the report that Alba spent some time with rapper 50cent in the Netherlands while he was there doing a tour. It seems the couple were seen sharing a romantic dinner together last month, and there’s speculation that he has been cheating on his maybe-girlfriend, Ciara, with Alba.

A Tipster explains, “Last Friday I was at [a local restaurant named] Van Vlaanderen and you’ll never guess who I saw - 50 Cent and Jessica Alba!”

“They tried to sit quietly in the back but I know it was them... They were talking and laughing like a real couple and it looked very romantic. At one point it even looked like they were going to kiss, but they didn’t.”

And there’s more to this story. The very next night, at a concert in the Netherlands, 50 actually brought Jessica out on stage with him - introducing her as the “loveliest woman in Hollywood.”

Wow, now this could be one crazy hook up. I’m very intrigued to see how this will all play out... I mean it must of been a pretty special one night stand if it cause Jessica to turn around the next day and break it off with Cash.

Richie Gets 4 Days Jail!

Nicole Richie just got 4 days in the clink for her second DUI conviction.

She pleaded guilty as expected and was also fined $2048, and ordered back to school for 21 days to an alcohol education course. She must start serving her time by September 28th.

Nicole is also due to give birth to her first child sometime in January, which is quite funny considering she most probably fell pregnant to avoid a lengthy jail sentence.

So now I guess she got pregnant for nothing.

Beyonce Takes A Tumble

hahaha, priceless. It wasn't just a little fall either, looks like she stacked it head first too. Then I love hos she tries to go on with her wannabe Janet Jackson moves...

Lindsay Busted AGAIN!

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was busted early Tuesday for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license - her second substance-related arrest in a matter of months.

Lohan's blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket.


The 21-year-old actress’ arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, Calif., near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to sources. Lohan checked out of a Malibu rehab center on July 13, after a stay of more than six weeks. She has been wearing an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet, going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and receiving therapy ever since.

The "Mean Girls" star, who turned 21 on July 2, checked into the swank facility after a wild Memorial Day weekend during which she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car. Just last Thursday, Lohan turned herself in to police to be booked on suspicion of driving under the influence during the Memorial Day weekend car crash, police said.

Accompanied by her attorney, Lohan surrendered herself at the Beverly Hills Police Department to be fingerprinted and photographed, said Officer Brian Ballieweg. She was booked on suspicion of a DUI with a blood alcohol level above .08, California's legal limit, and on suspicion of misdemeanor hit and run, Ballieweg said. After the Memorial Day incident, police said she had been arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, though she wasn't formally booked on the allegation until Thursday.

The actress was released on her own recognizance. A court date was scheduled for August 24. Lohan said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Earlier this month, Lohan's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik said the star was "doing great."

"Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her," she said.

Paris Hilton was contacted to make a comment but couldn’t answer as she was laughing her ass off!!

Catherine Bell Does “The Company” Premiere

Here's the delightful Catherine Bell on the red carpet for the premiere of “The Company”. For the rest of the set, head over to celebfanforum:

Catherine Bell Gallery

Lohan Could Play A Tango Dancing Prostitute

An official announcement is expected this week for Lohan to costar in the new romance Dare to Love Me, sources close to the film confirm.

It’s the story of Tango legend Carlos Gardel, who was involved in a steamy romance with a prostitute, only to have his world shattered by a bullet that kills her and leaves him crippled with a fragment in his lung for life.

The movie is set in Buenos Aires in the 1920s and centers on Gardel and the mysterious woman. While Lindsay’s hard-partying image might have deterred investors from backing the recently-shelved Poor Things, which Lohan was set to costar in with Shirley MacLaine, it ought to suit her just fine in Dare to Love Me.

There’s been no confirmation yet that Lohan will play the hooker, but all signs point to yes, especially the hours of tango lessons she’s been taking.

Kate Moss Sex Tape On the Way

As if HIV and hepatitis weren’t enough to worry about after breaking up with Pete Doherty, supermodel Kate Moss now has two MIA sex tapes to contend with. Sources report:

"There are still some bits and pieces floating about of Pete with Kate. She has got rid of most of it. Six out of eight tapes have been destroyed. But she wanted to bury the lot before he could humiliate her by selling them or putting them on the internet.

Pete could do [whatever] he wants with them. And we all know what Pete can do when he’s desperate for a bob or two."

Britney Lets Loose!

Here is some "entertaining" footage of the very classy mother of two.

Britney Has Mom Issues

Britney Spears looked miserable leaving LA club Les Deux on July 14, and now we know why.

“She was fighting back tears,” says one eyewitness.

In the past, when times were tough, Britney turned to one person: her mom, Lynne Spears. But now that’s all over.


Brit's convinced that Lynne is plotting to help Kevin Federline gain sole custody of their sons. And their relationship has degenerated so much that on June 28, before the singer delivered her now infamous note demanding Lynne stay away from Sean Preston and Jayden James, she was shaking with rage.

“As she wrote the note,” says a friend of Brit’s, “she was saying, ‘You’ve got it coming, Mama. I really hate you.’”

Is Britney being paranoid, or does she have reason to worry? Can she and Lynne ever repair their relationship, who knows?

Pitt And Jolie In Trouble?

There’s major tension between Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie these days, insiders reveal.

“The relationship isn’t working.”

Their latest woes are over where to live during downtime. Brad, 43, wants to go back to LA, and Angie, 32, who’s looking skinnier by the day, “has no interest in the California-beach-bum lifestyle Brad longs for.”

Hmm, trouble in paradise?

Aniston Turns To Her Friends

Now that Jennifer Aniston has broken up with model Paul Sculfor, new details are emerging about what went wrong.

According to a friend, Jen, 38, made the decision to end the relationship after having a heart-to-heart talk with some of her closest girlfriends.

“Courtney Cox and other friends were concerned that she was becoming close to Paul without really knowing him,” says a friend.

Damn, most friends I know try to hook each other up, not break each other apart!? Some friend.

Paris' Aussie Beau Mocks Her On Myspace

Just a day after their relationship became public, Paris Hilton's new Aussie boyfriend Tyler Atkins has viciously lampooned the heiress on his Myspace web page.

The Queensland surf bum-turned-LA fashionista posted a photo of himself wearing a blonde wig, diamantine tiara and oversized sunglasses to look like the blonde ex-con. The photo, made to look like the cover of Hilton's 2005 book Confessions of an Heiress, included the caption "Who the f… is Paris?"

The image disappeared from the web page late last night. It's not the only piece of controversy surrounding the 21-year-old — his agents have been forced to respond to comments linking him to group sex and drug taking with a "pill-popping" celebrity. On amateur Australian internet program The Web Show last month, Atkins bragged about taking drugs and having a "full-on threesome" with a celebrity last year. According to a friend of the barely-employed T-shirt designer, the celebrity he was talking about was actually Paris.

"He slept with her last year after they met at a party," the source told the Courier Mail.

A press release issued yesterday said the comments were "highly exaggerated for the purpose of making (an interview he gave last month) entertaining."

"Paris and I are just getting to know each other. She is a really smart, amazing girl and we share similar interests. We have been hanging out at the beach, talking about fashion and its been lots of fun."

"She's a cool girl and we're having a really great time enjoying each other's company."

AA Counselor Talks About Britney

“Britney told me she loved me - and I was foolish enough to believe her,” wealthy AA counselor John Sundahl in a new issue of The National Enquirer.

“I let my emotions take over my business savvy,” the thirty-eight year old says. “Britney’s just a kid- and I got into something I shouldn’t have.”

“Britney said she was in love with me. We were having sex. I truly cared for her,” he said.

“After the surgery I was immobile for three weeks with 62 staples in my stomach, so I wasn’t able to make love and party with Britney.”

“We’d also been planning a trip together, but I had to cancel. Next thing I know, I got a call from a friend of mine who works at an upscale hotel in L.A. He told me: ‘This chick isn’t being faithful to you. She was here with another guy.’ I’d met Daimon when he came to the hospital with Britney. He’s younger than me and in better shape- and didn’t have 62 staples in his gut stopping him from romancing her.”

Shaken, Sundahl left several messages for Britney, but she didn’t call back. So Sundahl headed to her Beverly Hills home to confront her. “Britney wasn’t expecting me, but it wasn’t unusual for me to turn up unannounced,” said Sundahl.

“She came to the gate and told me bluntly: ‘It’s over between us.’ We talked for a while and she asked me to sign a confidentiality agreement that said I wouldn’t talk about certain legal issues she’s facing. I felt like refusing, but I signed it.”

“He asked Britney: ‘Is anything wrong?’ She said: ‘No, John’s just leaving.’ And that was it. They walked away. I was dumped. It was over. Since then I’ve learned Britney was having a relationship with Daimon at the same time as me, at least for a while. He’s definitely her current boyfriend.”

Nicky Hilton Buys New Home

Nicky Hilton has purchased a new home for a mere $2.8 million.

Her new 4,072 square-foot home is a three-bedroom four and a half bathroom house in the Hollywood Hills. It was built in 1942 and has a large living room, a formal dining room, gourmet kitchen with an island, a pantry and at least four ovens. It also has a family room, gym, sauna, a large yard and of course, a swimming pool.

Aguilera Calls Britney ‘A Good Mom’

Rumored expectant mother Christina Aguilera is biting back against claims that her childhood Mickey Mouse Club co-star Britney Spears makes for a lousy parental unit.

“Britney is a good person and a good mom. She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions. She loves her boys and they are turning out great,” the blonde bombshell recently told the press.

Funny Sex Is Way More Fun

Justin Timberlake is funny, apparently.

Gal pal Jessica Biel tells the new issue of Parade that "funny is key" when it comes to boys.

"Funny, silly, someone who doesn't take themselves seriously, someone who can be ridiculous. That's the most attractive thing."


Having become quite the sex symbol in the past few years, it's easy to forget her first provocative spread was her Gear photoshoot seven years ago, which gave Reverend Camden and Co. a kinniption. While she expressed remorse over the pics then, declaring she'd never pose like that again, that's clearly not the case now.

"You do some things for the right projects. I think the magazine is pretty classy, and I thought the photos turned out beautifully. So now I know you make choices depending on the situation."

The July GQ cover girl and Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive adds that there's nothing remotely sexy about posing for the photos and that "sexy sexy can be sort of boring."

"It's never nearly as sexy doing it as it appears in a magazine. You're sort of laughing through the photo shoot because it's funny to take yourself so seriously. I could never be a model because you're always standing in an awkward position and your back hurts, and you're wearing heels lying on a rock or in the sand or something. You're like, "This is weird. I'm uncomfortable. I'm itching. I need to scratch." So I would much rather laugh and do a funny sexy scene.

Funny sexy is way more fun and definitely easier because you can be ridiculous. The point is to sort of look silly and to make fun of yourself and to not take yourself so seriously. Sexy sexy can be sort of boring."

Britney Spears Manny Sold Dildos?

More Britney news, because this was just too delightful to pass up: it has come to my attention that manny/Sean-Preston-rescuer/Britney-beaver-poker Damion Shippen, better known to many of us as the mustachioed Geico caveman-looking former bodyguard of Britney Spears, use to sell dildos for a living before he was entrusted with the care of her two children. Sources report.

Sources tell that Shippen is also taking care of mommy [Britney’s] needs, though “no one’s expecting wedding bells.” Insiders say Shippen’s past jobs allegedly include operating a sex toy and porn Web site. Spears’ rep didn’t return any calls.

Jessica Simpsons Breasts Are Real!

Not that I ever doubted it, but jessica Simpson wants you to know that her breasts are real, and that she has never had plastic surgery. In the August issue of Bazaar magazine, she makes it very clear that she is a 100% natural girl. Well, at least when it comes to her boobs, reports USA Today.

"I've had none," she says, when asked about plastic surgery. "But maybe after having kids, if my boobs dropped down to my bellybutton, I would get them lifted," Simpson tells fashion designer pal Michael Kors, who writes about her in the August issue of Harper's Bazaar, on newsstands July 24.

She adds, "But you know, my boobs are real."

Kevin Spacey Signs On For “Superman” Sequel

Kevin Spacey will return as Lex Luthor in “Superman: man of Steel”... [He] hopes to shoot his Luthor role in a six-week block, as he did on “Superman Returns,” after he completes his run in David Mamet’s “Speed the Plow” in April.

Spacey, who has eight years remaining on his 10-year contract as artistic director of London’s Old Vic Theater, corrected recent Internet stories announcing his retirement from film acting in favor of the stage.


“My priorities have changed,” he admitted on the phone from London. “Theater is the No. 1 thing in my life. But I love movies and will continue to make movies when I can.”

If there were ever any questions about Kevin Spacey’s rumored retirement, his recent flurry of activity should put an end to them. Not only will the accomplished actor be reprising his role as baddie Lex Luthor in Bryan Singer’s Man of Steel, but he’s also appearing in Telstar, Nick Moran’s film version of Moran and James Hicks‘ 2005 West End play about flamboyant ’60s record mogul Joe Meek.
Oh, and did I mention Spacey’s also got two new films coming out soon? The first is Vince Vaughn laffer Fred Claus (more on that tomorrow), and then Robert Luketic’s 21, in which he plays an MIT professor who teaches his students to count cards. Not too shabby.

The only question that remains is whether or not Luthor will be the main bad guy in the new Superman, and I certainly hope he is. My biggest problem with Singer’s first stab at reviving the franchise was that there just wasn’t enough of Kevin Spacey’s Lex Luthor. Half the charm of the movies was always Superman’s never-ending struggle with his maniacal foil. Yet Spacey’s part felt meager somehow, truncated.

While shooting his role in 6 weeks might allow Spacey to keep up with the mammoth task of balancing a successful film career with running one of London’s most prestigious theaters, it hurts a movie like Superman because it takes away a lot of the possibility for reshoots or spontaneity, since you’re up against a strict deadline. As a result, it can (and did) end up seeming like Spacey’s role is somewhat ill-fitting with the rest of the film. Let’s hope that’s not the case this go around. Otherwise, he might as well be retired.
Pic is aiming for a 2009 release, after Singer finishes shooting Valkyrie.

Britney The Cocktail Waitress?

Britney Spears has applied to be a cocktail waitress at a Hollywood bar.

The ‘Toxic’ singer was drinking at hip hangout Les Deux with friends when she approached a manager and told him she wanted to wear a “sexy” corset and serve drinks. The manager asked Britney to fill out an application form, before interviewing her for a job.



A source told Life and style Weekly magazine: “Britney told one of the managers, ‘I really want to get a job here - I love the sexy red corsets the cocktail waitresses wear!’ and he said ‘Well, you should fill out an application then!’”

She filled out the application, including her work history, address, social security number, and then she went to a back room for an interview with the manager.

“Everyone thought she was joking, but she seemed dead serious.” Britney is reportedly preparing to release a new single called ‘Get Back’.

The 25-year-old singer is said to preparing to release her first song since 2005 in the next few weeks and has a “surprising” new sound.

A source said: “It's a very new sound for her. I think people will be surprised.”

Alba Wants To See More Dongs!

Jessica Alba wants wiener. She's dying for some d! Won't someone give Jessica Alba a penis or three? She's asking for it, man! No, seriously. She's literally asking for it.

In the newest issue of UK GQ, perennial CNW fave Alba goes all Women's Studies 101 and launches a scathing attack on the double standard of the printed nip:



"Men's magazines have nipples so why don't women have a magazine where men show their penises? There's Playgirl but not a fashion magazine like Elle. If there was a magazine like that I'd buy it. Nudity's not a big deal to me... I've said I won't go naked in any of my movies, because I don't want to. But that doesn't mean I don't want to see other people strip off!"

Britney's Stalker is Concerned?

Apparently someone called Children's Services on Britney Spears multiple times last week - but it turns out he's a nut.

Sources say Britney has a "stalker" who has become irritated with her. The man began calling the L.A. County Department of Child and Family Services and lodging "bizarre" complaints against Spears.


We're told someone from the Department made contact with one of Britney's reps, but it became obvious during the call that the complaints were bogus -- and the matter was dropped.

Contrary to several news reports, the Department did not dispatch anyone to Spears' home.

Hilary Duff Has A Eating Disorder

Hilary Duff’s svelte body graces the cover of Us Weekly’s first ever swimsuit issue, courtesy of years of stringent dieting and maniacal exercise. An inside interview reveals that when the singer/actress was 15, she came across a press report criticizing her for her weight.

"It made me obsessed," she [says] of the story that drove her into a hard-core diet and exercise binge.


"I would beat myself up if I had some fat." But when the 5-foot-2 star’s weight plummeted to around 100 pounds in 2005 (down from 130 in 2003), her sister Haylie, 22, finally intervened.

Britney All Alone, Crying Again!

Sources report that Britney Spears is all poised for another crazy meltdown as she is alienating the last of her friends and is now almost entirely alone. Her cousin Alli has been a constant companion for the last month or so but now even she has had enough of Britney. Insiders say:

We spotted Brit last night at 8:30 p.m. at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills (where we've seen her almost every day for the past week) crying!



Apparently she was sobbing during dinner - with her new bodyguard/manny by her side - but still managed to puff through a few ciggies. She retreated upstairs to a room and we never spotted her again...

Her cousin/assistant Alli has been conspicuously absent over the past week, since we first saw the new bodyguard/manny come on board. A source is telling us Brit and Alli are taking a much-needed break after so much time together over the past few months - that a little spat has temporarily separated the two.


Jesus, so not only is she bedding almost every male figure in her life of late, but has alienated every one of her family as well. It really makes you wonder what makes her so unmanageable.

Megan Fox Did Drugs

Star of the new “Transformers” movie Megan Fox likes smokin’ the doobie.

According to a recent interview with Maxim Magazine, the lippy starlet admitted that she’s tried nearly every drug under the sun.

“I’ve done drugs, and that’s how I know I don’t like them… I didn’t enjoy anything other than marijuana. I don’t even think of it as a drug — it should be legalized.”


So, a jaw-droppingly beautiful woman is down with the herb? It’s almost too wonderful to be true.


some pics:

Ivanka Turns Down The View

Ivanka Trump, the Vice President of real estate development and acquisitions for her father's company, says there's no way she'd co-host The View even though Page Six reported she was among the candidates being considered to replace Rosie O'Donnell.

During an interview with Ryan Seacrest on KIIS FM today, Ivanka said:

"There's zero chance I would do that. I'm working on the sexiest projects around the world. So to me to be on a television show every single day at a designated period of time just wouldn't work for my schedule."

Britney's New Man

John Sundahl, a 38-year-old real estate developer, has told the National Enquirer that yes, he is engaged in a romantic relationship with Britney Spears.

Oh Lord. The two met, when Sundahl began counseling the pop star after her stay in rehab at the "Promises" treatment center and refers to his lady love as his "rock." Their relationship blossomed, he claims, during AA meetings, which he hosted.

He spoke fondly of their relationship, especially of the way she was by his side after his bowel surgery.

"When I was in the hospital, she sat with me and held my hand all night long. She even sang and hummed to me while I was practically unconscious.
"I love being around her. She's a sweet, caring girl and a good mom."


Okay so wait, while Britney was in rehad she managed to hook up with two separate guys, AND her counselor? Jesus, this doesn't waste any time. She's either incredibly easy, or is a undiagnosed nymphomaniac. I wonder what the over and under is that this lasts more than a few weeks, much less months.

Minnillo Is Not A Mexican Hooker

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Manilafolders have returned from their Mexican vacation.
This is the same Mexican vacation where scandalous pictures were taken of them in the jacuzzi. Nick and Vanessa got their lawyers on various internet sites and magazines threatening that if the photos are published, they will be sued.

Nick shrugged it off and told OK! Magazine, "Where's the scandal? I was in Mexico with my girlfriend of a year, celebrating our anniversary on a private vacation. It's not like I was caught with a Mexican hooker.

We've all gone out and had a few too many and done something stupid. We've all made mistakes."

Nicole Richie 100% Preggers

Confirming the rumors for the past month, multiple sources are saying today that Nicole Richie is in fact pregnant with her boyfriend Joel Madden. sources say:

The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child.


In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.

Richie's trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.

Johnny Knoxville filed for divorce

Johnny Knoxville filed for divorce today in a Los Angeles County court. Johnny and his wife Melanie cited "irreconcilable differences." The two have been married 12 years and have one daughter together. Johnny wants joint custody and will pay support. There was no pre-nup.

Johnny's (real name Philip John Clapp LOL) lawyer signed the documents back in January, but it wasn't filed until today. The couple announced a separation back in February.

There's been a lot of rumors that this marriage has been over for several years. Johnny has been linked to Kate Moss, jessica Simpson and other.

Simpson Back With Cook

Jessica Simpson might be dating Dane Cook again. The two started dating during filming of that piece of trash movie "Employee of the Month." They split up and Jessica began dating John Mayer. Well, now she's over his ass.

Jessica and Dane were caught "canoodling" at Prince's concert last weekend. A source said, "They were laughing, joking and hanging out. They practically spent all night together, dancing and touching each other."

Allen Hopes Lohan Gos to Jail

Fat-mouthed Lily Allen is at it again. She's facing charges for punching out a photographer and she might be going to jail herself. She sat down with New York Magazine before her arrest in London and told them that she hopes Lohan goes to the slammer.

Lily said, "I could be paris Hilton soon enough. Oh, my God, her life is so fucking insane. She doesn't even do anything. I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. 'Boo hoo. I'm going to jail.' Good. Does that mean you'll stop showing me your pussy now?"

Lily also thinks that British jails might be worse than American jails. "I bet English jails are nastier than American ones!"

Blame It One Ambien

John Stamos has blamed Ambien for his behavior on a couple of Australian talk shows recently. John told Us Weekly that he barely slept before the interview and only got 2 hours of sleep.

He said, "I took Ambien at 5 a.m. and got up at 7 a.m. I was OK and did a few radio interviews. Then I had a break at 10 a.m. I dozed off and couldn’t wake up. Security banged on the door, shook me and woke me up. They threw a jacket on me and put me in front of the camera. I did three or four interviews after that, and no one said a word. It was a weird very out of character hour of my life."

John said it had nothing to do with booze and he's only had about 10 drinks in the past year. He also said that he got plenty of shit from his family and friends.
John was sent home from Australia after a few loopy interview including the one above.

He took Ambien for 2 hours of sleep? I think my dog even knows you need at least 8 hours. Genius John!