Elisha Cuthbert Is Single

OK! is reporting that Elisha Cuthbert and New York Ranger's left wing, Sean Avery, have broken up after almost two years together. Avery, was apparently so distraught over the break up that he decided it would be a good idea to have sex with Paris Hilton.

One pal of the ex couple says it was Elisha who pulled the plug on the relationship. But don'T feel bad for Sean, who didn'T appear to be brokenhearted about the breakup when he was spotted hitting on Elisha's good friend Paris Hilton at the LG House in Malibu on Aug. 26.

A partygoer tells OK!, "When you asked Sean where Elisha was he shrugged his shoulders and said they had broken up." But for all his attempts at wooing the recent jailbird, Sean was not able to convince Paris to leave with him, saying she wouldn'T do that to Elisha and walked away.

Pals of the couple are left scratching their heads and one friend of Elisha's says they're hoping the two can work it out. "She's a serial monogamist, jumping from one relationship to another."

Owen Wilson Is Pussy Wiped

"Owen Wilson was found bloodied and dazed after trying to commit suicide by overdosing on pills and slitting his wrist in the wake of a bitter blowup with a close pal", according to the New York Post. Now that's how you write an opening sentence! Bam bitches!

It's hard. He's such a wonderful person," one source said. "He's such a great guy and so smart and just... nice. We're just hoping he gets better."

The actor had been transferred to Cedars-Sinai from St. John's Hospital in Santa Monica after having undergone detox for the apparent pill overdose and surgery to his injured left wrist.

He will likely remain under the close watch of doctors for at least the next several days, one source said. There were no details as to what may have caused Wilson to go off the deep end, except that the incident occurred shortly after a vicious quarrel with an unidentified friend. But Wilson, 38 - who always appeared to be a happy slacker type - has a dark history of depression.

"It's very upsetting. People are complicated. It's not just one thing," said a friend of the actor.

Dunst Gets Robbed

Two burglars reportedly snuck into Kirsten Dunst's suite at the Soho grand hotel after she left to go film a scene for her new movie and stole her $13,000 handbag, wallets, cash, cameras, and an iPod. And how did these master thieves manage to pull off the crime of the century? They walked in through an open door. The Post reports:

Beinerman took a guest elevator to the floor below Dunst's suite and then took a freight elevator up to the penthouse level.

There, Beinerman allegedly walked through an open door into the penthouse and stole items belonging to Dunst and her companions, including $2,500, a Marc Jacobs purse, wallets containing IDs and credit cards, several bags - including one by Balenciaga - two digital cameras, a cellphone and an iPod, records state.

Sharapova Is Quite In Bed?

The former one time lover of tennis star Maria Sharapova, Maroon 5's frontman Adam Levine, revealed yesterday why he broke off their brief romance.

"She wouldn't make any noise during sex," Levine said, "I can't tell you how disappointed I was. I really thought, like a lot of guys, that she'd be the loud screaming type. But instead, she just lay there like a dead frog."

He went on to say, "She even got angry if I started to moan, said it 'ruined her concentration.' It was so disillusioning that I went on Paxil for a month afterwards. Really, it was much more of a shock than when I found out there's no such thing as the Easter Bunny."

Well instead of blaming her I'd like to think it was his lackluster performance that was the problem. But then again he did do Jessica Simpson as well and I guess that gives him some kudos.

Gets A Joel Madden Is Whipped

Joel Madden was out partying Wednesday night and refused to get his picture taken with any girls because Nicole Richie gave him strict orders not to.

All was well until a party promoter wanted to take a picture of him with a cute young woman. Spies Reports, "He said he couldn't, as Nicole gave him strict orders not to take pictures with other celebrities or girls for rumor purposes."

Yep, this just confirms what we all already new - that Joel’s a bitchboy pussy.

Mary-Kate Olsen Gets a Piece of Gandhi

If you thought your hopes of seeing a quirky-looking, respected older actor making out with an 80-pound party girl were forever dashed when the rumored relationship between Jeff Goldblum and Nicole Richie didn't pan out, then you're going to love the onscreen spit swapping of Ben Kingsley and Mary-Kate Olsen!



Get ready to cringe during Sir Ben Kingsley's new movie, "The Wackness," in which the Oscar-winner, 63, passionately locks lips with tiny Mary-Kate Olsen, 21. Currently shooting in New York, the film directed by Jonathan Levine is about a drug dealer who trades marijuana for therapy sessions with his shrink, played by Kingsley. Insiders say the steamy scene with Olsen - described as a "full on make-out session" - was shot at a Greenpoint watering hole.

Ashlee Simpson Is Paranoid

Apparently Ashlee Simpson is the jealous type and freaked out last week whenever any girls tried to get their picture taken with her boyfriend Pete Wentz. Page Six reports:

In Chicago last weekend with boyfriend Pete Wentz to stop by the Blender Sessions at the Hard Rock Hotel and help Crobar Chicago co- owner Mike Matushcka celebrate his 40th birthday, Simpson refused to let any girl come between herself and her man.

When female fans tried to take their pictures with Wentz, Simpson “got whiny and dragged him away,” a spy said.

Damn, how fucking completely neurotic and insecure do you have to be to be THAT paranoid about Pete Wentz? WTF? It’s not like she’s dating Brad Pitt or something, Jesus! Girl, build a bridge...and get over it!

Papa Joe Wants Britney

Joe Simpson, the brilliant mind behind the legendary careers of Jessica and Ashlee Simpson, has decided to bless the entertainment world with his Midas touch once again. Lucky us! The New York Daily News reports:

According to an inside source, Joe Simpson is considering managing Spears' career, or what's left of it.


The former Baptist minister even tried to set up a meeting over the weekend with Spears, our source attests - though Jessica's rep Cindi Berger denies it.

Spears has made more than $100 million from records and endorsements, while sales of Simpson's five albums were lukewarm. But Joe Simpson adeptly steered his daughter into movies and lucrative appearances.

Insiders even credit Joe's guidance for helping the sisters avoid the excesses that sent Spears to rehab at the urging of her family, doctors and manager, Larry Rudolph."

Britney Gets Served

Model mama Brit-Brit's drama has now spread to her assistant/cousin Alli Sims!

Britney's cousin Alli Sims was served with papers by Kevin Federline's lawyer in the dead of night.

Why does K-Fed want to talk to Alli? It seems he and his lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan want to grill her about Britney's lifestyle and parenting skills - including how much she boozes it up in front of the kids.

Alli was reportedly super steamed by the "serving." Court's in session, y'all!

Britney Spears Is Easy

If you thought Britney couldn’t sink any lower well then think again as Us are reporting on a story on Britney and her latest drunken whoring. A guy by the name of Matt Encinias tells them he was an extra on her latest video shoot and when the day ended he and several others were invited to hang out in the pool at the Standard hotel.

Tons of booze followed, as did Britney taking off her clothes and making out with Matt – a guy she just met!

Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with K-Fed), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.

“Britney was drinking Mojitos and Jack Daniel’s. It was when the alcohol started running low that an inebriated Spears, 25, suggested a game of Truth or Dare. I was dared to get naked and get out of the pool and walk as though I was on a catwalk in a fashion show,” says Encinias, “Britney was laughing really hard.”

Then he explains:

“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top. She was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed. I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot. She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.”

“I was told all she wanted to do that night was kiss a boy,” the 5’10” California native continues, “And that’s what she did. Mission accomplished.”

“She straddled me and put her legs around me. When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up. Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck. Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect. She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.”

Matt then explains that he was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am:

“I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on. She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalize it.”

Matt was planning on spending the rest of the night in her bed – that was until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed, causing Britney’s bodyguards to step in and order Matt to take his friend home.

Matt’s adds, “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.”

Lohan Enters ANOTHER Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. The 21-year-old star arrived [last] weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.

For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy, spectacular views of mountain ranges and waterfalls; Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, horseback riding therapy, massage therapy, hydro therapy and even a hair salon with manicures!

But that’s not all. The Lodge even owns a helicopter called “Rainbow” and arranges “heli-hiking” tours, and features gourmet meals prepared by culinary school graduates. There’s also a sound stage that was once the home of the “Donny and Marie” show, which now houses the most effective challenge ropes course in the world.

Wow, helicopter flights, waterfalls, and Jacuzzi tubs... where do I sign up. Almost makes you wanna get an addiction just to visit this place. When are they gonna just drop the facade and call this place for what it is [like the others these days], a country club.

Ryan And Reese Back Together?

Are these little souffle heads back together? According to Page Six Ryan Phillipe and Reese Witherspoon are trying to work out their "whatever they have" even though they broke up ages ago. The pair split last October.

A source said, "They met for lunch this week at the Votre Sante health-food restaurant, a regular Brentwood haunt for Reese on San Vicente. And they're going on runs together around the Brentwood Country Club. Both are regular, dedicated runners."

"Running is a very healing, meditative thing, so maybe it will work its magic on them."

"Reese and Ryan are trying to work it out. They are still close."

Ryan's rep said it wasn't true.

Reese has also been seen in the company of Jake Gylleenhaal recently, but I'm telling you that's just two girls having fun. Just a little gab over a frap.

Ryan and Reese belong together. Both have the personality of a beet and not even a bright, beautiful purple beet, but those fugly yellow ones.

Lindsay Afraid To Sleep Alone

We all know Lindsay Lohan is crazy, though why she is crazy is a matter still up for debate. Maybe it's the influence of her crazy parents, and their need to live vicariously through her and her fame.

Maybe it's the constant attention that has turned her life into a fish bowl. Maybe it's all the drinking and drugs she keeps doing. Who knows, but as Us Weekly reports, here are some insights from Lindsay's interview with Elle magazine that may shed some light on just why Lindsay Lohan is so incredibly fucked up.

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
"I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn't know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they're in AA for, like, years."

On former fling Calum Best:
"I like him. He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We'll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, 'I caught that!' I was like, 'Damn, I look good!'

On the media firestorm surrounding her:
"I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I'm distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don't know what to do."

On avoiding fame:
"I hate it, like, when these people say, 'Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don't want …' Seriously, I like their food! I can't go to a restaurant? I know I'm going to get pictures taken. I'm fine with it. And I'm going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: 'Don't go on Robertson!' What, I can't drive down the street?"

On being photographed without underwear:
"It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that's what happened. And I didn't even see the picture. I don't look at that shit – that's gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on."

On sleep troubles:
"I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out."

On her career aspirations:
"I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I've done. It's so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old."

On the media:
"If I'm wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I'm like, 'Are you that bored?' I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She's my best friend!"

Jessica Tries A Dating Service

Since splitting from Nick Lachey, Jessica Simpson has dated a string of musicians and actors — John Mayer, Adam Levine, Dane Cook — but hasn’t had luck finding true romance. Though Jess’ rep denies it, a friend says the star is turning to a professional matchmaker to get the job done right!

Jess, 27, “is done being set up by family and friends, and she’s through with LA’s club scene,” the friend says. “She wants to meet a confident entrepreneur who won’t use their relationship to fuel his ego.”

Britney Finally Sells Her Malibu Mansion

Britney Spears has unloaded her house in Malibu for just under $12 million! A friend of the Spears family tells Life & Style that the seven-bedroom mansion, purchased by an anonymous buyer, sits on a 1.53-acre hilltop site in the gated Serra Retreat section of Malibu.

A Spears family friend says the long-awaited sale of the Malibu mansion Britney shared with ex-hubby Kevin Federline during their marriage was the last roadblock to finally settling their divorce.

“They were just waiting on the sale of the house. Now Kevin gets his money,” the friend says. Brit first put the house on the market last November for $13.5 million, but cut the price in March when no serious buyers emerged.

Britney’s other LA-area mansion, a six-bedroom house in Beverly Hills, remains on the market for just under $7.5 million. Britney, meanwhile, is living full time in the Four Seasons Hotel in Beverly Hills. The friend says that the “mystery man” who escorted Britney to several LA clubs over the weekend is real estate agent Justin Mandile, 25, whose father, Drew Mandile’s firm sold Britney’s Malibu house.

Everyone Hates Victoria Beckham

Victoria Beckham has reportedly pissed off management at the celeb-friendly Chateau Marmont because "she always lets the paparazzi know when she'll be arriving. The Chateau Marmont tries to give celebs their privacy, and they hate her there."

Additionally, Britney Spears showed up to the Chateau Marmont last Tuesday to eat, but the only available table was next to Victoria Beckham and Britney didn't want to sit next to her so she stormed off and ate somewhere else.

A source explains, "Britney Spears turned up at the Chateau and the only table available was the one next to Posh. But Britney didn't want to sit next to her, so she and her friend stormed off to Il Sole instead."

You know you're in trouble when someone as messed up [at the moment] as Britney won't even sit near you?!

Lindsay Lohan Gets Sued Again

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a woman who claims Lindsay and her bodyguard hit her car and then gave her a fake name and number. Sources reports:

Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was "hostile" and "tried to intimidate" her.

She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away. Signe tells us this is her last resort, as she has tried to contact Lindsay several times, even sending her rep a letter.

Lindsay's rep told us she did get the letter but "filed it away," adding "I assumed the letter was sent to [Lindsay's] lawyers. That's what they're paid for."

Jessica Alba Braless Drugstore Visit

A newly single Jessica Alba was spotted at a Beverly Hills drugstore yesterday looking pretty distressed. I'm guessing it's because she's cold and forgot her bra. Or maybe she's unhappy with the store's selection of detergents. Or maybe it's because I turned her down for a date. It's probably that last one. I do that all the time and the ladies just hate it.

Scarlett Passes On Playing Porn

Despite rampant rumors claiming she signed on to play Jenna Jameson in the film version of her autobiography, Scarlett Johansson said this is completely untrue. Although Jenna admitted to handing picking Scarlett for the role, Scarlett’s rep said it will never, ever happen.

“Scarlett has never seen a script nor been approached about this project,” says a rep for the actress. “She also has no interest in playing this role.”


Speaking at the Comic Con convention in San Diego this weekend, Jameson, 33, said she was smitten with the 22-year-old Johansson after seeing her Golden Globe-nominated turn in the 2003 film Lost in Translation.

“I remember thinking to myself, this girl has such a sexuality without even really trying to be sexy,” Jameson said. “I was like, ‘This girl could play me.’ ”

Though she has met Johansson only briefly, Jameson said the encounter left quite an impression. “I love her,” Jameson said. “She’s amazing. She’s smart, she’s funny. … She’s stunning.”

According to Jenna, the movie version of her book will be called “Heartbreaker,” which is an homage to the tattoo on her ass. And while Scarlett may not be down for the part, a very special girl will be crucial for the role.

“I don’t want someone who’s going to go in there and be like bouncing around,” she said. “I want someone who can bring some depth.”

Everyone Hates Dunst

The young actress seems to be taking her work home with her these days while filming "How to Lose Friends & Alienate People" in London because her neighbors can attest to her ability to do just that. Dunst has developed a reputation for having loud, late-night parties in her home in Islington, so much so that her neighbors are complaining. A source spills to the Daily Mail:

“Kirsten isn't very popular in Islington at the moment. The locals are incensed that she's changing the tone of the area.

She's started spending nights in the local pub by herself chatting to the locals. When closing time comes she invites them all round to her house to continue the party. But it seems the noise levels and people coming and going at all hours is getting to her neighbours. They've had enough and apparently three families have written a petition to the council in the hope they'll take some action.”

In addition, Dunst is reportedly head over heels for her English rocker boyfriend, Johnny Borrell, asking him to move in with her as soon as she had taken up residence in Islington. However there may be trouble brewing between the two, as Dunst has asked Borrell to move out as of last week, due to his slovenly cleaning habits.

Apparently, at the moment, the two are "taking time out" from each other, but they seem to be enjoying their on-again, off-again relationship. I still can't believe girlfriend f-d it up with Gyllenhaal. He's a hot piece of man-meat and I bet he keeps a tidy home. Damn, I can't decide which of those two qualities is sexier...