Wednesday, 26 September 2007

Inside Britney - Ex Bodyguard Spills Beans

britney_spears_shaves_hairTony Barretto, Britney Spears ex bodyguard, has filed a declaration with the judge handling her custody case. Based on this information, the judge has ordered Britney to take randomized drug tests and parenting classes to maintain custody of her kids.

In light of these allegations, Tony has also granted an exclusive interview with ‘News of the World’. Some of the claims are just down right mind blowing, in which he describes drug use, excessive nudity, drink driving, lesbianism, and questionable parenting skills.

On her parenting skills:
Tony described how Britney kept her sons, Jayden James and Sean Preston, up late so they would sleep through the mornings and not wake her. If they woke early, a member of staff dealt with them.

Tony explained, “Britney does love her kids, but she is a fickle mother. When the kids are happy, she's happy. When they're crying or unwell, she's not sure what to do. She speaks to them in weird, creepy, baby voices, in made-up languages, which they just don't get. All it does is unsettle, upset and scare them. Often she would scream and cry uncontrollably. Imagine what that is like for young children.”

On the constant nudity:
“It's the strangest thing, she likes to expose herself. I think part of it is she likes to embarrass people and make them feel uneasy. Before I even started working for her, I was warned about her stripping. I must have seen her naked dozens of times and each time I've been extremely embarrassed. She strips off anywhere—at home, recording studios and clubs. Even at the dance rehearsals, she took all her clothes off in front of me and then bent over, not even to pick anything up. I felt my ears burning and turned my head to the wall.”

On her suspected Lesbianism:
Tony said, “She regularly stripped off when she was with girl pals in the hot tub at her Beverly Hills mansion.”

In recent months she had snogged women in public and been accused of bedding her PA Shannon Funk.

Tony went on, “Britney and her friend Alli went out a lot of the time but never brought back any men. I found it odd how two good-looking, wealthy women could never attract nice men. Girls would come back to the house and they’d all get into the Jacuzzi. Britney would strip off and there'd be loads of screaming and noise.”

Money:
Mobile phones didn't last long in the star's hands.

“In eight weeks, I saw her get through SIX expensive cellphones,’ said Tony, “She’d smash them up or throw them out of the window during phone fights with Kevin Federline.”

He goes on, “Money was no object because she didn't know the value of it. I remember she decided to go to Puerto Rico on a whim. We found a private jet she could hire. It cost £30,000. But then just before she was due to go, she changed her mind. When we told her that there was a £20,000 cancellation fee because it was such short notice, her attitude was ‘doesn't matter, don't care’.

State of Mind:
Tony was also shocked by her strange daily rituals.

“After getting up at lunchtime and drinking her Starbucks coffee, she goes to a tanning shop in Bel Air, where she spends ten minutes on a UV bed every day. After that she usually eats sushi for lunch or bowls of Special K. We were always having to go out to get her Special K. And she downs can after can of Red Bull or cola. She drinks three Red Bulls an hour. That completes her daily routine.”

On her overdose with Howie Day:
“On the surface of the dresser, I could see mounds of white powder and a straw on top. I suspected it was cocaine or powdered methamphetamines. By the side I spotted a glass pipe, which I knew from my drugs training was often used with crystal meth.”

The drug has similar effects to amphetamine and ecstasy, and overdosing has been known to cause heart failure.

Tony went on to describe, “I couldn't believe what I was seeing. Britney was completely out of it. We thought she'd overdosed. She was distraught, crying. Her skin was all waxy. She looked so ill. We tried to speak to her. My fellow bodyguard and Alli were so worried they wanted to get hold of a medic to detoxify her. We were panicking. We thought she was going to die. There was talk about where to put the detox line it was that serious—through her arm, which would make fans think she'd been injecting, or through her neck.”


So there you have it. Holy shit, remind you of anyone? All you need to do is open up MS office and using the 'find and replace' tool change Anna Nicole Smith, with Britney Spears.

I mean even if half his stories are to be believed, (and I personally don’t doubt it) then its pretty much everything we could have imagined her life to be – worse case scenario anyway.

So to sum up, Britney is a naïve, crystal meth, exhibitionist junky, who has no concept of money, sleeps with girls, and has been fucked two ways of Sunday. And now, she’s going to lose the only thing that is grounding her in any way, her kids. And IMO that’s when the shits really gonna hit the fan.

To tell you the truth I’m amazed she made it this far on her own.

Seriously, someone needs to help her, as this once upon a time pop princess has got a rendezvous with death – and the clocks ticking.

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Monday, 24 September 2007

Panettiere Threatens To "Kill" Journalist at Emmys

hayden_panettiere_threatens_journalistHeroes beauty Hayden Panettiere shocked journalists at the Primetime Emmy Awards on Sunday when she allegedly threatened to "kill" a reporter for publishing articles about her love life.

The 18-year-old star was attending the Los Angeles awards ceremony when she lashed out at a writer from American magazine Us Weekly, reportedly over her split from boyfriend Stephen Colletti earlier this month. The Us Weekly article reads:

"The actress seems to have moved on. When Us asked, 'Where's Stephen?' at the MTV Video Music Awards on September 9, she furrowed her brow and replied: 'I don't know. In California?' Maybe it's because she had time to adjust to the relationship being over."

But the actress was so incensed at the speculation over her private life she lost her temper and had to be held back by her publicist, who warned her, "Not on the red carpet."

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Sunday, 23 September 2007

Spears Set for Sitcom Role?

britney_spears_sitcomBritney Spears' acting career has been given a boost - she's among studio favorites to land a role opposite former friends star Matthew Perry in a new sitcom.

In a new NBC sitcom in development, Perry will play a businessman who finds a pretty girl and asks her to pretend to be his wife to better his career. Daily Variety columnist Liz Smith Reports bosses at the NBC TV network like the idea of troubled Spears playing the part of the fake wife.


A TV source tells Smith, "There's something about her that just connects with the audience."

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Saturday, 22 September 2007

Knightley Says No to Hollywood Blockbusters

keira_knightley_turns_down_movieBritish actress Keira Knightley has turned her back on major Hollywood roles - because they do not challenge her emotionally. The Atonement star, 22, says she "cannot imagine" doing another big-budget Pirates Of The Caribbean-style movie.

Instead she wants to concentrate on quirky small-budget films which stretch her acting skills. She says, "I can't imagine ever doing another one. I had five months off from Pirates during the summer last year, when I made Silk and Atonement, and it was so great - I want to be able to explore emotions in smaller projects.

That's not to say I won't suddenly read a big Hollywood blockbuster and go 'oooh, that might be good...' But I haven't yet."

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Thursday, 20 September 2007

Vanessa Hudgens Is Single?

vanessa hudgens is singleSources report that “High School Musical” co-stars Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens have broken up!

According to sources, while Zac was away in Europe promoting Hairspray, Vanessa was at a Hollywood Hills party, where eyewitnesses say she was “all over” her older, not-Zac date. And when someone dared to ask about Zac, Vanessa threw a fit and said “don’t mention his name!”


After his return home to L.A., the pair were then spotted Sunday night driving together in Zac’s car, though the mood looked anything but festive.


Yeah, that makes sense. Vanessa does something fun and sexy and he then breaks up with her. I mean how fucking gay is this guy!? God forbid your sexy young GF sends you pics of herself. What a dick. I tell ya, this guy is so fucking gay, he's almost straight again.

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Wednesday, 19 September 2007

Britney Ordered To Do Drug Tests

britney spears ordered drug testsBritney Spears has been ordered to take randomized drug tests in order to maintain custody of her children. On top of that she must seek counseling and see a parenting coach, sources claim.

“Based on the evidence presented, the court finds that there is a habitual, frequent, and continuous use of controlled substances and alcohol by [Spears],” he wrote in his nine-page ruling. The judge ordered the 25-year-old to undergo random drug testing twice a week - and get a parenting coach.

Kevin Federline didn’t come out of the ruling without a few dings either:

K-Fed and Brit are barred from consuming alcohol or drugs within 12 hours of when they are scheduled to take care of their children, Sean Preston, 2, and Jayden James, 1. They also have to hire a parenting coach to evaluate them and report back to the court, and they must enroll in a Parenting Without Conflict program within five days.The battling exes are due back in court Nov. 26.

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Wednesday, 12 September 2007

Cash Likes to Live Dangerously

cash fooled aroundCash Warren has threatened to sue The National Enquirer if they run a story claiming he cheated on girlfriend Jessica Alba. They say, just weeks after reuniting with Alba, Warren cheated on her with Russian model Vera Mishina.

Mishina tells the publication she spent a night partying with Warren in New York, and then a morning making love - only to discover she was just “a one-night stand” and her lover was already back with his famous ex.

The 20-year-old Russian passed a “rigorous” lie detector test before the Enquirer ran with her saucy expose. After Mishina gave the publication his cell phone number and a reporter called him to ask for a response to the model's allegations, Warren fumed, “I advise you not to print that if you don't wanna get sued. No comment.” But The National Enquirer went ahead with Mishina's story.

“On the night he picked me up and got me into his bed, he was acting like the world's biggest single man.”

“But I found out that only hours after being with me, he was on a plane back to L.A., where he was then photographed having dinner with her (Alba) and acting affectionate.”

“Cash wasn't very honest to lead me along like he did. Jessica may want to rethink taking him back. He cheated on her the minute he was away from her.”

How wacked out would you have to be to fool around on babe like Jessica Alba? Talk about taking risks and living dangeriously. I tell ya the more I hear about this guy the more he comes off as clueless, cockless wonder!

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Saturday, 8 September 2007

Avril Lavigne Is Up Herself

avril lavigne is up herselfIf you can read Avril Lavigne's latest interview with Q Magazine without wanting to head butt your monitor then you're a stronger person than I am. Because I read this thing and all I wanted to do was start head butting monitors.

On dealing with her incredible success: "Selling 24 million albums hasn't really affected me, but it has changed things. I can't walk into a room full of people any more without everybody turning their heads, and I can only eat in certain restaurants where I know I won't get hassled. But that's OK. I was born to do this, and so I've learned how to cope."

On her competition: "Someone like Kelly Clarkson is beautiful and has a pretty voice, but with me you get a much stronger image. I'm tough, I have a look that girls want to copy, and I sound a particular way. It's good if you're not easily ignored. And I'm not."

On her generosity: "I am a very giving person. When the hurricane thing happened, I went to my closet, filled six boxes of stuff and said to my assistant, 'Take it to Katrina!' I also like to give stuff to people who are my 'workers,' especially if they don't make much money."

On her polarizing personality: "People love me and people hate me, but I'm comfortable in my own skin and that's what counts. And anyway if you do hate me, you're the loser, not me."

Wow, how conceited is this WANNABE bitch! I love how during the day she's little miss boring and average (and married to a fug) but then come any red carpet event, she simply sprays a line of pink color in her hair and suddenly she's some sort of rebel or punk agian. Paaalese!

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Friday, 7 September 2007

Vanessa Hudgens is Nude!

I think I’ll just let the pictures speak for themselves


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Wednesday, 5 September 2007

Lily Allen Is A Rude Bitch!

lily allen is a rude bitchTrying yet again to win the Bad Girl of the Year Award, Lily Allen got kicked out of the GQ Men of the Year Awards last night after rambling aloud while Madonna was on stage, smoking in a no smoking area, and just for being her good ol’ drunken self.

“At first nobody noticed but then it was evident what she was doing - even Madge gave her a look.”


Sources go on to say, “Lily was being rude and loud, she was chatting all the way through and it was painfully obvious. At one point she was so wasted she even tripped over her strapless on the way to the bathroom!”

Yep, classy.