Ashley Olsen And Lance Armstrong?

Ashley Olsen has a new, older man. The 21-year-old twin showed up to the Rose Bar at the Gramercy Park Hotel Monday night with Tory Burch's ex, Lance Armstrong, 36.

A bar spy said, "They came together with a group of friends. Ashley drank red wine, sat on his lap and they were making out all night. They left together around 2a.m."

Armstrong has been spending more time in town since he bought a home in New York.

Another source said, "He tried to make Tory happy when they were dating by buying a place here, but she couldn't deal with him not actually living in the same city, so they broke up."

Olsen's rep didn't return calls.

What a bizarre hook up.

Britney Spears Her Mind, Again

Britney Spears was in court Friday, and she was not in a good mood.

When a reporter asked Spears, 25, how she felt about the discussions taking place in her custody hearing during a brief courtroom break Friday afternoon, Spears suddenly snapped back, "Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!"

Classy. Is it just me or do you get the impression that not only does she want nothing to do with her kids, but is going out of her way to sabotage any real opportunity.

The Madden's Head Down Under?

Joel Madden has hinted that he and fiancee Nicole Richie may move to Australia - at least part of the time - to raise their family.

The couple, who are expecting their first child together at the end of the year, have recently stayed in Sydney and on the country’s Gold Coast while Joel toured with his band, Good Charlotte and they now see the latter as somewhere to settle down away from the Los Angeles party scene. Joel said recently,

“People keep saying to us ‘how come you spend so much time down there?’ and I just say that it’s the best place in the world.”

He added that they would love to spend a minimum of three months a year down under and are looking to buy a home together.

“I’m going to have a look around tomorrow for a place, a nice condo. It’s only one flight man. The lifestyle here is insane.”

De Rossi and DeGeneres Almost Over?

If you’re a fan of powergay Ellen DeGeneres, we’ve got good news and bad news: The good news is that her recent emotional meltdowns may not be solely puppy-related; while the bad news is that she actually might have been crying because her much less powerful gay girlfriend is preparing to go the way of so many baby dogs before her and fly the coop.

According to multiple sources, [Ellen’s] really in pain because her three-year romance with aussie actress Portia de Rossi is all but over.

“Ellen would never have broken down like that on TV if things were right in her home life,” one source explains.

“Portia has been telling Ellen she’s very unhappy at home,” adds a second source.

When it comes down to it, she wants to be with someone younger and hotter. She wants out, but Ellen has been begging her to stay. Portia is really everything in this world to her.”

Reese and Jake Go Public

Despite endless speculation and a slew of on again/off again rumors, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have finally come out as a couple. If by “couple” you mean “a beard and its gay.” The Daily Mail reports

The pair met on set of the upcoming movie Rendition and have now taken their romance public - they were spotted holding hands and canoodling during a romantic trip to Rome.



Witherspoon, whose divorce from former husband Ryan Phillippe was finalised this month, had previously denied a romance with the Brokeback Mountain star. Now it’s clear their love affair is most definitely back on.

Denise Richards is Two Faces?

Former Bond girl Denise Richards' publicist has acted quickly to rubbish a new magazine expose, in which a former nanny claims the actress is a moody "Jekyll and Hyde" character. In a new magazine article, the unnamed child minder claims the actress, who is now divorced from ex-husband Charlie Sheen, sleeps with 14 dogs, guzzles coffee she imports from Hawaii and changes from pleasant to unpleasant in an instant.



But Richards' spokeswoman Jill Fritzo has jumped to the actress' defence, insisting, "The story is untrue." The former nanny alleges Richards is prone to "temper changes," adding she's "irritable" and "can't focus." She tells the Star, "In the morning, she's sweet and friendly, but... by one o'clock, she seems wired and confused. She changes plans from one minute to the next. She'd tell me, '(Daughter) Lola needs to sleep at this time,' and then changes her mind. She'd tell me to pick up the kids at school and then say, 'I'm going to go, I have the time.'"

The claims come at a bad time for Richards, who is fighting with her ex over custody of their two young daughters. Sheen has accused his ex of spying on him by employing her assistant as the children's nanny and insisting she accompanies the kids when the actor and his new fiancee, Brooke Mueller, spend time with them. The Platoon star is now hoping to land better custody terms that will allow him to hire his own nanny.

Shock horror, Denise might be a bitch and a little vapid. In other breaking news, the ocean is blue and grass is still green.

Paris Wants to Be Frozen

Sources are reporting that Paris Hilton has arranged for her and her two dogs to be cryogenically frozen after she dies, and then brought back to life in the future. Just as soon as they figure that kind of thing out.

The hotel heiress is keen to live forever and has invested a large sum of money in the world's biggest suspended animation cemetery, Cryonics Institute. She wants her body to be preserved and then brought back to life, along with her favourite pets, including her famous Chihuahua Tinkerbell and new mutt, Yorkshire Terrier Cinderella.

The Simple Life star said: "It's so cool. Almost all the cells in the body are still alive when death is pronounced. And if you're immediately cooled, you can be perfectly preserved. My life could be extended by hundreds and thousands of years."

Isn’t it nice to know that somewhere in the future people (again) will be guaranteed to be treated to more upskirts, nip slips, and immortal one liner’s like “That’s hot”. Or maybe Paris is just hoping that in the future they’ll have the cure(s) to her multiple STD’s? Ah Paris, what a humanitarian.

Britney Looks For A Man On The Net!

Wow, who knew it was as easy as this!

It has been reported that Britney Spears recently placed an advert on Craigslist personals. Britney writes:

Hi guys. I’ve been feeling a little lonely recently and need a man to remind me I’m beautiful again. I’m not a BBW, but I have curves in all the right places ;)


I’ve come across hard times where people judge me rather than understand I’m going through a very hard time in my life right now. I need the stabilizing presence of a man again. I was once wildly in love, but that turned sour as our personalities clashed with each other. I’m really looking for a man that has a good head on his shoulders, a sense of humor and likes to go out.

Let’s just say I’m far more than stable financially, so I wouldn’t need a man to support me. I just need a kind man who won’t judge me … Just a man that wants to love me and my two little boys.
Then there some nights we should go out! Drive nice cars, go to clubs and restaurants. Live the good life.

It’s been so hard to find a man recently. Outside of being busy with my work, scrutiny and pressure have been getting to me. I need a man to help me get back on track.

Wow. You just couldn’t make this stuff up.

Lindsay is a Homewrecker

Sources reporting today that Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend was engaged to a woman named Bree Tiernay, and Bree only found out that her fiance had moved on when she read about in the tabloids.

Us has learned that her new beau, Riley Giles - a snowboarder she met during her two-month stay at the Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah - has a messy past. Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney.


“Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, explains, “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

Another source adds, “Lindsay may be in danger with Riley.” And the concerns may be warranted.

Giles escorted Lohan to the Hotel Bar and Nightclub in Salt Lake City on October 5 - the same day she checked out of rehab.

Britney Gets Charged!

Britney Spears walked into a Van Nuys Valley police station last night and surrendered to LAPD at around 9:20pm, pacific coast time, to be booked on one count of hit and run causing property damage and one count of driving without a valid California license. Both charges are misdemeanors.

The maximum penalty is 6 months in jail. The incident occurred on August 6th, when Spears hit a parked car in a parking lot and left the scene without reporting the accident.

More than three weeks after being charged with two misdemeanor charges stemming from her August hit-and-run accident, Britney Spears was booked and fingerprinted at 9:26 p.m.

“She is being booked right now at the Van Nuys station,” LAPD Sgt. Mike Lopez confirmed. Describing the LAPD’s booking process, Sgt. Lopez explained: “She comes in and we put her information into computer, fingerprint her, lifescan and electronically scan hands and palms as well, and photograph her. She will be issued a release from custody citation, which tells her next court appearance.”

Jennifer Aniston is shaved clean!

This weeks print issue of Star says that Jennifer Aniston is obsessed with her "bikini zone" and has her kitty waxed obsessively, even if there's nothing left down there to wax.

"She's neurotic about bikini waxes," reveals Dawn Daluise, of Dawn DaLuise Skin Refinery in LA, who used to visit the "Friends" set every other week to work on the actress.


"She'd even call when there was no hair to wax, and she'd insist on having it done - literally making me wax off peach fuzz. She's phobic about extraneous, stray hairs - especially around her bikini line. She'll even tweeze them."

More Kardashian Sex Tapes in the Works?

Vivid Entertainment, the adult film company who brought us Kim’s, ahem, work to vid, have got their mitts on new footage from the stack of Kim sex tapes, and they ain’t keeping it to themselves.

They simply love to share, and said they will be adding it to their website soon. But what a coincidence this has all come to light just as Kim’s new reality show on E! is about to be aired. Vivid has released a statement ahead of all the mucky material.


They say: “With the release of a best-selling sex tape, a soon-to-be-released Playboy pictorial, countless public appearances and more press than someone who is famous for doing ‘nothing’, Kim Kardashian has another venture in the works.

Let’s just hope we get to see more explicit stuff this time.

Britney The Bartender?

A court-ordered-sober Britney Spears applied for a new job on Thursday as a ... wait for it ... bartender!! Sources inside the Viceroy Hotel in Santa Monica, Calif. tell TMZ Brit checked in Thursday and at around 10:30 PM went downstairs and started talking with a bartender.


We're told Spears told the bartender she wanted to do what she did -- then asked for and obtained an application from the night manager to work in the hotel's “Cameo Bar.”

We're told the application is currently with Human Resources. The hotel website says the bar “serves imported and California wines, premium well drinks and appetizers ... signature drinks include Blood Orange, Key Lime and Raspberry Lemon Drop martinis.”

You see this goes to show you just how fucking delusional this girl is. “Sure,” she’s probably thinking, “I’ll just leave all the paparazzi outside while I rock up to work [like everyone else] and then serve the general public drinks.” Yeah, real good idea. What an idoit!

Anna Kournikova is still Hot!

Here are some pics of Kournikova over the weekend in Miami, and as you can see she's still smokin hot!

Anna Kournikova Gallery

Kim Kardashian Underage Photos Scandal

Reality TV sisters Kim and Kourtney Kardashian are at the centre of a scandal, over explicit pictures of them when they were alleged underage.

The pair, poised to star in new show Keeping Up With The Kardashians later this year, have been positively identified in the images -- which sources claim were taken 11 years ago when they were 16 and 17 respectively.

In the snaps, the pair pose naked and in sexual positions with a naked man.

California photographer Eric Ford offered the pictures to a number of media outlets, who alerted authorities. It is unclear if Ford was aware of the girls' ages.

A representative for the New York Daily News says, "Any publication that would print these pictures, which are considered child pornography, will be subject to the same criminal investigation as the agency who is attempting to sell them."

It's not the first time Kim Kardashian has been involved in a sex scandal -- last year she was captured on film having sex with singer Ray J, a tape that was subsequently leaked onto the Internet.

Is Pam Having a Shotgun wedding?

Pamela Anderson may have applied for a marriage license with Rick Salomon for other reasons besides love. Reasons like, oh, I dunno, pregnancy! Sources report:

“She definitely looks like she's got a bit of a bump,” one source tells OK!, “And this wouldn't be the first time Pam has rushed off to get married because there’s a baby coming.”



The source is, of course, referring to the rumors that the Baywatch babe’s surprise 2006 marriage to Kid Rock happened after she’d been impregnated. While these claims have been denied by the actress, they were bolstered by the fact that she filed for divorce from Kid only 11 days after miscarrying their unborn child.

Britney Loses Custody!

An LA County Superior Court Judge has taken custody away from Britney Spears and ordered today that Kevin Federline. Britney, “Is to retain physical custody of the minor children on Wednesday, October 3, 2007 at 12:00PM until further order of the court.”sources report:

Judge Gordon had ordered Spears to undergo random drug testing and take parenting classes. Sources say Federline's powerhouse lawyer, Mark Vincent Kaplan, raised the issue that Spears was driving without a valid California driver's license...

Spears took the kids to the drive-thru at Carl's Jr. at 12:02 this afternoon and surrendered the kids to K-Fed's bodyguard three minutes later.