Eli Roth Labeled "Too Old" By Lindsay Lohan

Director Eli Roth has vowed to "hit the botox" after Lindsay Lohan rejected him for being too old.

The 35-year-old was stunned to find himself and a pal being checked out by the starlet and her friend during a night out in Beverly Hills. But he was disheartened when Lohan cast him aside because of their 14-year age difference.

He writes on his blog, "I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend 'too old,' and kept walking."

He added, "Now - she's absolutely correct - but it was still pretty f***ing hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel - where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you're fucked! Time to hit the Botox. Now I'm in bed with bronchitis from not getting enough sleep last week. Maybe Lindsay's right!"

Haha, its nice to see the way Lindsay's mind [allegedly] works -- so she hears there's a famous director sitting at a table and so she decides to strut her stuff, not just once, but twice! Then, having a change or heart decides to hone her skins on some other unsuspecting director/producer. You can only imagine what a day in the life of this Hollywood nymphet would be like.