Emmy Rossum Has Great Taste

Filed into the archives under the title WTF? Come these pics of Hollywood hottie Emmy Rossum in Malibu over the weekend.

Now of course the first thing that comes to mind here is who’s producer/director or industry heavyweights son is this? Cause call me cynical but I think I find it a little perplexing and suspicious that a big Hollywood star/babe like Emmy would be seen let alone date such a fugly geek like this.

On the flip side, I suppose if Jordan Bratman can score Christina Aguilera, and James Blunt can tag Petra Nemcova, then anything’s possible right?

What the hell is wrong with these supposedly gorgeous and *cough* confident celebrity women? It's frickin depressing! I guess if you wanted to gauge their actual self-esteem or state of mind just take a look at their choices in men – or bitchboys for that matter. Gawd damn that’s a shame!!

Britney Spears is Hopeless

Some people still deny that Britney Spears is completely useless, so maybe this video of Britney at a gas station will convince them otherwise. I hate to break it to you, but well, Britney's an idiot. She looks at the gas pump like an unfrozen caveman looking at fireworks. And you know it's pretty pathetic when Punjab and Mohinder who just crossed the border on a camel have to explain to an American millionaire that the buttons on the gas pump actually do something.

It gets even more interesting because you see her stop and use three more public bathrooms in the same night. I mean, people don't actually "use" public bathrooms do they? I thought they were just for heroin addicts and after-prom abortions... ah, the life of a pop princess.

Maria Menounos Does Beach Football

Maria Menounos tossed around a football at the Celebrity Beach Bowl in Miami yesterday, perfectly attired for an afternoon of rough and tumble beach side shenanigans. You can tell by the ankle length dress and all the jewelery she’s wearing.

But that’s beside the point. Any excuse to see Maria out and about is a great day for me. So without further ado here’s a few pics of the lovely Ms. Menounos.