Sunday, April 20, 2008

X-tina's 'Daddy' Drama

Christina Aguilera is being sued by her father! Actually she's being sued by some "nut job" who thinks he's her dad. The man, named Michael Dunlap, is also under the impression that his children include: Corey Feldman, Hayden Panettiere, Vanessa Williams, Hilary Duff and Matthew Broderick.

Isn't it nice to see your tax dollars at work, pushing these valid lawsuits through the court system! In any case, "Crazy McUnstable" is suing Christina for loss of property, loss of earning capacity and damages that include harassment, lies and slander. Isn’t that so like Christina, going around lying about some guy she’s never met and constantly sitting under his window with binoculars, totally bothering him. Seriously Christina, get a job why don’t you!

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Monday, July 30, 2007

Sick Aguilera Cancels Melbourne Shows

sick christina aguilera cancels melbourne showsPop star Christina Aguilera has fuelled pregnancy rumours by cancelling her remaining two Melbourne concerts because of illness.

Promoter Michael Gudinski of the Frontier Touring Company said a viral upper respiratory tract infection forced Aguilera to cancel the concerts. Aguilera had postponed Saturday's concert until Sunday night, citing a slight fever. She was to have had another show on Monday night.


The pop sensation has been spotted with an increasing baby bump over recent weeks, and several gossip magazines have published articles confirming the pregnancy.

"Doctors have confirmed Christina has a viral upper respiratory tract infection with a high fever and abnormal coughing," Gudinski said in a statement.

"They have prescribed complete bed rest for the next few days."

In the same statement, Aguilera apologised to her fans.

"Unfortunately, I have fallen ill with a bad flu virus. This is one of the best cities in the world to perform in and I am truly disappointed that I won't be able to share my show with you all," she said.

"Thank you for all of the continued love and support and I hope to perform for you all again next time."

Gudinski said Aguilera was "understandably distressed" for fans who bought tickets, and promised refunds from their original point of purchase. Several of her party had also fallen ill on the Australian and New Zealand stretch of the Back to Basics world tour, as the tour draws to a close.

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Wednesday, July 18, 2007

Aguilera Calls Britney ‘A Good Mom’

christina aguilera says britney spears is a good momRumored expectant mother Christina Aguilera is biting back against claims that her childhood Mickey Mouse Club co-star Britney Spears makes for a lousy parental unit.

“Britney is a good person and a good mom. She’s been under so much pressure since she was a child. I don’t think any of us should judge her or jump to conclusions. She loves her boys and they are turning out great,” the blonde bombshell recently told the press.

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Saturday, June 30, 2007

Aguilera Is 100% Preggers

christina aguilera is really pregnantE! online swears on their mother's life that Christina Aguilera is knocked up.

Christina and husband, Jordy Bratman, have yet to confirm this. It's been rumored for the past few weeks that Xtina is in fact expecting. I've been told by someone that works on her tour that she's already having wardrobe changes to make room for a baby bump.

She's currently on tour in Asia and will finish up her tour in August in Australia.

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Saturday, June 9, 2007

Is Aguilera Preggers?

christina aguilera pregnantRumors are swirling that everyone's favorite dirrty girl, Christina Aguilera, is pregnant. Christina made a visit to a maternity doctor on Thursday. Is there a baby on board?

Casually dressed and sporting dark sunglasses, Xtina and hubby Jordan Bratman had their driver drop them off at NY's Maternal Fetal Medicine Association - a practice known for their expertise in high-risk pregnancies and state-of-the-art ultrasounds.

Guess we know what this girl wants!

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Saturday, May 19, 2007

Maxim's Hottest Woman In Hollywood List

lindsay lohan tops maxim listMaxim have produced their list of 'the hottest woman in Hollywood' this week and as expected it's another list almost everyone is going to disagree with in one way or another.

I mean the you could pretty much jumble up that top 10 in any which order you want but to put Lindsay at the top of it? I honestly don't know why they bother with these things anymore.


Right off the bat, if they're gonna tell me that Lindsay Lohan is sexier than Jessica Alba(2), Scarlett Johansson(3), or even Megan Fox for that matter all the way down the bottom, they must think we're as gullible as they are. Who the hell decides this rubbish anyway?

Anyway here's [maxim's] official list:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley


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Saturday, March 31, 2007

Christina Aguilera Busted Lip-Syncing

Image hosted by Icon Access - Image HostingChristina Aguilera has infuriated fans by reportedly lip-syncing at a New York concert last Friday in a gig plagued by 'technical problems'.


Audiences at the Madison Square Garden show were alerted to the possibility that the Dirrty singer might have been miming through the entire set when she encountered undisclosed technical problems.

The blonde star's manager Irving Azoff admitted there were some sound-related problems during the show, but did not comment on the allegations that Christina was lip-syncing.

He said: "Miss Aguilera is one of the most talented vocalists to ever grace the stage.

"However, we did have a technical problem with the sound equipment at the Garden."

The 26-year-old singer - who is married to music marketing executive Jordan Bratman - had so far received rave reviews for her Back to Basics North American tour.

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Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Vegas Round Up: Christina Aguilera Parties With The Pussycat Dolls

vegasIt was the premiere of provocative parade of platinum pulchritude.

The positive power of the Pussycat Dolls was proven when preening pop princess Christina Aguilera, along with the LA Pussycats, partied, purred and promenaded at PURE in Caesars Palace until dawn this morning.


A tempting tease of thigh, a saucy sampling of stockings, a barrage of bras and a glimpse of garters all came together in a festival of flesh for the grand opening of the new Pussycat Dolls Casino outside the jam-packed nightclub.

Call it high-heeled heaven at "Silicone Central" in the kingdom of cleavage! It's the first time in Vegas history that there's been a choreographed casino where the sexy girls, wearing next to nothing, get more eyeballs than the cards being dealt! Twenty one is more likely to be the waist size of the dealer and "bust" has little to do with going over!

Christina, the Pussycat Dolls and Danity Kane had their "Back to Basics" tour winning standing ovations and numerous curtain calls at Mandalay Bay before the new casino unveiling. The girls of Danity Kane headed to rival nightclub TAO in The Venetian for their after-concert bash while Christina and the Pussycat Dolls set up their party-hearty Headquarters in PURE, after officially opening their go-go gaming Garden of Eden. The Pussycat Dolls couldn't wait to play blackjack, and believe it or not, it was beginners luck first time out!

There was ten times the energy and crowds of Britney's New Years Eve party when Christina and the Pussycats marched into the PURE and took over the VIP cabana bed section. Christina sipped on Chardonnay smiling for fans and chatting with her tour's cast and crew, which she'd brought along.

Two beds over, even baby-faced MTV comedian Andy Milonakis joined the Dolls. When DJ Hollywood played their hit song 'Buttons,' the crowd went so wild they even drowned out the music. The Dolls went to the edge of the balcony overlooking the dance floor with arms wide open and waving to fans who were in a flashbulb frenzy!

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Thursday, February 22, 2007

Christina Aguilera Might Be Pregnant?

christina aguilera might be pregnantA clerk at the Beverly Hills kid's store, Bellini, claims that Christina Aguilera went on a $3,000 shopping spree on Saturday. Some of the items included "a dozen Petit Bateau onesies at $20 each, several $90 little Giraffe blankets, a $350 Mia Bossi polkadot diaper bag and a Peg Perego stroller." The clerk said:

She came in with her husband [Jordan Bratman], and he sat in one of the big chairs and let her do her shopping...They said they don't know what they're having...They seemed really excited.

She was talking to [another customer] and she said she took a home pregnancy test and that it was positive. She kept saying they'd have to come back when they knew the sex of the baby."

I'd probably be more concerned with the species of the baby because Jordan Bratman looks like a damn circus monkey. Is their baby gonna be an amazing singer or swatting airplanes from the Empire State Building? It's hard to tell. She must be under some kind of voodoo magic, because there's no way one of the hottest chicks in music would willingly have this mutant's baby.

In real life, Jordan Bratman would be taking his Thai mail order bride, Pak-Pan, to get fitted for their Darth Vader and Princess Leia costumes. Because there's no way he's leaving this year's Star Wars convention without that trophy. It's win or go home, baby!

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Thursday, February 15, 2007

Aguilera's "BJ" Song

aguilera bj songChristina Aguilera recently claimed that she recorded a groany, gaspy paean to oral sex entitled "Fuck You, Suck You", but despite producer Linda Perry's pleas, she will never release it.

Xtina, if modern music has taught us anything, it's that anything you drunkenly record as a joke will end up being a huge hit. Two words: My Humps!

Speaking at the Grammy Awards, she said, "We recorded it one night over whiskey in the studio. It's completely breathy."

"Linda wanted to put it out under someone else's name. But I play it when I have my friends over when we've had one too many and start rolling around the floor with each other."

So not only did Christina get completely hosed on JD and hit the studio to record moans and slurpy noises into a mic while the 4 Non Blondes lady egged her on, she willingly busts out said moany slurps after inviting a passel of saucy, scantily-clad lady friends over for cocktails, pillow fights, and jiggly, giggly floor-rolling.

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Wednesday, February 7, 2007

Aguilera's Naked Sundays

aguilera nude sundayChristina Aguilera says she has no problem walking around the house naked when home alone with husband Jordan Bratman. In fact, they even have an entire day devoted to it. CNN says:

"We claim ourselves to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called 'naked Sundays," Aguilera tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday.


"You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," says Aguilera.

So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. "We do everything naked. We cook naked."

"You cook naked?" asks DeGeneres.

Aguilera replies: "Yeah, we cook naked."

"Nothing with grease -- that could splatter," says DeGeneres.

"Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies.

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Monday, February 5, 2007

Night Life Round Up

tn_nightlifeIT seems Jessica Simpson has a new sidekick, none other than pint sized pop starlet Christina Aguilera. The two were spotted leaving Hyde on Friday night.

The girls were accompanied by Christina’s Hubby Jordan Bratman and Jessica’s sister Ashlee Simpson. Then while ditching Ashlee, the gang piled into Aguilera’s Rolls Royce Phanton and head off for a private party in Beverly Hills.

Meanwhile, Ivanka Trump, Kim Kardashian, and Tila Tequila were also seen at Hyde this weekend. “The OC” stars Rachel Bilson, Melinda Clarke and Autumn Reeser dined together at Mr. Chow Saturday night, after filming wrapped Friday on the last episode of the series (to air February 22). Also spotted at Chow’s was Shannon Elizabeth, and “Nip/Tuck” hottie Kelly Carlson.

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Monday, December 18, 2006

Aguilera's Marriage in Trouble

Life&Stylemagazine says that the marriage of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman may be in trouble after just the first year. The two were married almost exactly 13 months ago, on November 19, 2005 in Napa Valley. A source tells the mag:

"The couple has been seen partying sans wedding rings. On December 6, Christina left Hotel Plaza Athenee in Paris without her ring, she looked upset. Over the course of three nights, Jordon did the club scene with friends- also without his ring. He was looking sad and distressed."

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