Lindsay Lohan Denies Dating DJ

Lindsay Lohan has denied the latest round of romance rumors, this time linking her to DJ Gareth Geno, which she says is not true.

According to British tabloid The Mirror, the 23-year-old was "all over" her alleged new man at London's Sketch nightclub on Wednesday night (March 3).

"I have to move to London. He's so cute," she reportedly told the paper.

However, Lohan denied the rumor on Twitter saying, "I'm NOT dating him, lies lies lies."

Lindsay Lohan Explains Pills Spotted In Paparazzi Shot

Lindsay Lohan has been forced to defend a box of prescription medication that was spotted in her handbag, after the paparazzi snapped away outside Chateau Mamont in Los Angeles earlier this week.

The UK tabloids have jumped on the story with headlines such as “Fears for Lindsay’s Health,” alleging that she may be “slipping back to her old ways.”

Gossip Cop contacted Lohan for an explanation, with the actress responding, “They are trazodone… a non-narcotic sleeping aid for when I travel. They’ve been prescribed to me since I was in rehab!”

Lindsay Lohan Is Dirty?

APD investigated a burglar alarm yesterday at the home of Lindsay Lohan, and after they waded through the mess and broken debris left behind, they discovered that the burglar never actually made it into the house and that Lindsay is a lazy pig. The Daily Mail says...

The apartment looked like it had been ransacked, but closer forensic examination discovered that the mess was actually left by Li-Lo herself.

There were pry marks on the back door and tampering with the back window. LAPD’s finest discovered that no-one had entered the house and nothing had been stolen, but officer Karen Rayner said the place was so messy that they had to contact the actress - who is currently in Paris - and ask: "Is it normally like this, or did intruders do it?"

Lohan's Agree to Ceasefire

Lohan has called a truce in the ongoing public battle with his daughter Lindsay, asking for her “so-called friends” to stop contributing to the gossip.

In a post on his new blog, Lohan writes:

“There is a truce between Lindsay and I, so please stop adding any fuel to the fire. I respectfully ask that all sources, so called friends and mouthpieces refrain from any more comments or suggestions on her blog.”

The pair have been involved in an online battle of words, with Lohan critical of his daughter’s relationship with Samantha Ronson, blaming her for Lindsay’s failing career.

Activists in Paris douse fur-wearing Lindsay Lohan with flour

U.S. actress Lindsay Lohan was pelted with a flour bomb upon arrival at a Paris nightclub wearing a fur stole.

Animal rights activists showered the 22-year-old actress with flour when she went to the VIP Room Theater in the early hours of Saturday with her friend, disc jockey Samantha Ronson.

The owner of the nightclub helped Lohan dust off her blue sequined dress and black stole before she posed on the red carpet.

Ronson went on to spin tracks for a crowd that included reggae rapper Shaggy and “I Kissed a Girl” singer Katy Perry.

Earlier this year People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals named Lohan to its list of the “Worst-Dressed” Celebrities of 2008, citing the actress and others for wearing furs, snakeskin and other apparel made from animals.

Lohan and Ronson Hate Palin?

Lindsay Lohan has continued her recent trend of blogging her views on MySpace, this time writing a joint statement with Samantha Ronson addressing their concerns about Republican vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin. Read their comments here.

The pair posted the following on Sunday (September 14):

“UH OH!
Current mood: shocked

I really cannot bite my tongue anymore when it comes to Sarah Palin.

I couldn’t be more supportive of a woman in office, but let’s face it, it comes down to the person, and their beliefs, male or female.

Is it a sin to be gay? Should it be a sin to be straight? Or to use birth control? Or to have sex before marriage? Or even to have a child out of wedlock?

I find it quite interesting that a woman who now is running to be second in command of the United States, only 4 years ago had aspirations to be a television anchor. Which is probably all she is qualified to be… Also interesting that she got her passport in 2006.. And that she is not fond of environmental protection considering she’s FOR drilling for oil in some of our protected land…. Well hey, if she wants to drill for oil, she should DO IT IN HER OWN backyard. This really shows me her complete lack of real preparation to become the second most powerful person in this country.

Hmmmm-All of this gets me going-Fear, Anxiety, Concern, Disappointment, and Stress come into play…

Is our country so divided that the Republicans best hope is a narrow minded, media obsessed homophobe?

I know that the most important thing about this election is that people need to exercise their right to vote, regardless of their choice… I would have liked to have remained impartial, however I am afraid that the “lipstick on a pig” comments will overshadow the issues and the fact that I believe Barack Obama is the best choice, in this election, for president…

Palin’s Desire to “save and convert the gays”-really??

According to this Associated Press story, the church of Alaska Governor Sarah Palin is hosting a kind of conference devoted to the “conversion of Gays” — no kidding.

Here’s the AP text:

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (AP) ? Gov. Sarah Palin’s church is promoting a conference that promises to convert gays into heterosexuals through the power of prayer.

You’ll be encouraged by the power of God’s love and His desire to transform the lives of those impacted by homosexuality,” according to the insert in the bulletin of the Wasilla Bible Church, where Palin has prayed since she was a child.

Palin’s conservative Christian views have energized that part of the GOP electorate, which was lukewarm to John McCain’s candidacy before he named her as his vice presidential choice. She is staunchly anti-abortion, opposing exceptions for rape and incest, and opposes gay marriage and spousal rights for gay couples.

http://zennie2005.blogspot.com/2008/09/sarah-palins-church-hosts-anti-gay.html

I feel it’s necessary for me to clarify that I am not against Sarah Palin as a mother or woman.

Women have come a long way in the fight to have the choice over what we do with our bodies… And its frightening to see that a woman in 2008 would negate all of that.

Oh, and…Hint Hint Pali Pal- Don’t pose for anymore tabloid covers, you’re not a celebrity, you’re running for office to represent our, your, my COUNTRY!

And in the words of Pamela Anderson, “She can suck it”..

Lindsay- “I have faith that this country will be all that it can be with the proper guidance. I really hope that all of you make your decisions based on the facts and what feels right to you in your heart-vote for obama!”

Samantha- “I love this country- however i wasn’t born here and don’t have the right to vote- so i beg of you all to really do your research and be educated when you cast your vote this coming november…. and if you’re in doubt- vote for obama! Mainly because if she gets elected my green card probably won’t get renewed!!!”

xoxo Lindsay and Samantha”

Lindsay Lohan NOT Engaged

Despite wearing a ring on her left ring finger, Lindsay Lohan’s rep has shot down rumors of an engagement to her reported girlfriend Samantha Ronson.

Photos of Lohan wearing the love-heart shaped ring popped up on the web following her appearance at the Stand Up for a Cure 2008 concert in New York on Wednesday (September 10).

However, her rep explains, “She bought it herself. It’s an antique ring that she found at an antique store in NYC.”

Lohan Addresses Sisters Implant Rumors

Lindsay Lohan has addressed rumors that her 14-year-old sister has had breast enlargement surgery, writing, “people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.”

The reports started after comparisons between photos of the younger Lohan appear to show a rapid development in her chest size.

Lohan took to her MySpace to dismiss the rumor, saying:

“hey everyone..

i just had to share something that came up today and it made me feel a bit sick to my stomach.
so, here’s the visual…
me and my friend Patrick walking into a store, and two paparazzi come up out of nowhere (like usual) and start throwing questions at me…
one of them being, “Hey Lindsay, what do you have to say about people commenting on your sisters implants?”
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
my response simply was, “Did you really just ask me that? She is a 14 year old girl, and you are a pedophile!”
i was caught out of nowhere so i didn’t really come up with the proper response at the time.. there’s many other things that i felt like saying, but why give it to a random guy with a camera so that he can make money!
All i am trying to say is, is that, i was raised with a wonderful family surrounding me, of course we have our ups and downs, but all in all my mother taught us to appreciate what we have been given. Nor would she ever encourage, or allow a 14 year old child to alter her body.
i am not judging people that do, but i am just saying that its not something that my family finds necessary to do, especially when you’re not even fully developed yet!
It is hard enough being 14 years old and you have enough insecurities to begin with, then add being in the public eye…
i just find it really disconcerting that people have to focus on the negative and that some people are sooooo bored with their own lives that they need to manifest lies to hurt another person.
in a more positive light…
i got some great clothes from alexander wang and i miss samantha cuz she’s out of town
have a wonderful day everyone~
til next time..
xx LL”

Lindsay Lohan: Mind your own business

Lindsay Lohan took a shot at Los Angeles Police Chief William Bratton on Friday (August 1), following his comments to the media that she had “gone gay” with reported girlfriend, Samantha Ronson.

Bratton was addressing the media on Thursday (July 31) regarding a hearing to enforce stricter paparazzi laws, when he said, “If you notice, since Britney (Spears) started wearing clothes and behaving, Paris (Hilton) is out of town not bothering anybody, thank God; and evidently, Lindsay Lohan has gone gay, we don’t seem to have much of an issue.”

Lohan, who was ironically confronted by the paparazzi at LA International Airport when she commented to TMZ, responded, “Police chief’s shouldn’t get involved in everybody else’s business or their personal lives. It’s inappropriate.”

Dina Lohan: Lindsay Hospitalized With Asthma

Despite her representative's claims that she was visiting a sick friend in hospital, Lindsay Lohan's mother has revealed her daughter visited the emergency room for trouble with asthma.

Lohan was spotted leaving Century City Hospital in Los Angeles with her gal-pal Samantha Ronson, with reports circulating that she was ill after she experienced complications to do with her asthma on board a flight from New York.

"There is no drama," her rep explained on Friday (May 30). "Lindsay and Samantha went to the hospital last night to visit a sick friend. Lindsay is fine. She is currently working and on set of her new film 'Labor Pains'."

However, Dina Lohan confirmed the earlier reports that her daughter wasn't well, telling People, "She was losing oxygen. She couldn't breathe."

She adds, "She was afraid to go the hospital because [the paparazzi] were gonna write about it. She was sick. If you were sick, and you're mother couldn't even take you to a hospital because paparazzi will fabricate some story, you know, it's sad. It's really sad."

Eli Roth Labeled "Too Old" By Lindsay Lohan

Director Eli Roth has vowed to "hit the botox" after Lindsay Lohan rejected him for being too old.

The 35-year-old was stunned to find himself and a pal being checked out by the starlet and her friend during a night out in Beverly Hills. But he was disheartened when Lohan cast him aside because of their 14-year age difference.

He writes on his blog, "I was having drinks with a friend at the Beverly Hills Hotel the other night, and Lindsay Lohan walked by our booth with a girlfriend, checking us out. She then went out to the bathroom, turned around, came back and walked by us again, and mumbled to her friend 'too old,' and kept walking."

He added, "Now - she's absolutely correct - but it was still pretty f***ing hilarious. Especially since we were in the Polo Lounge at the Beverly Hills Hotel - where the average age is 97. If you look too old in there you're fucked! Time to hit the Botox. Now I'm in bed with bronchitis from not getting enough sleep last week. Maybe Lindsay's right!"

Haha, its nice to see the way Lindsay's mind [allegedly] works -- so she hears there's a famous director sitting at a table and so she decides to strut her stuff, not just once, but twice! Then, having a change or heart decides to hone her skins on some other unsuspecting director/producer. You can only imagine what a day in the life of this Hollywood nymphet would be like.

Lindsay's Fling Speaks

Gossip rags in the UK are reporting they have scored an interview with the guy Lindsay Lohan met and then immediately had sex with in Italy last week.

Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger, Alessandro diNunzio, in a bar at the Capri Film Festival. First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust. Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed, Alessandro explained.

"She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all. She was wearing mismatched underwear – a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect, flawless.

Grinning he added, "Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous."


You go girrrl!!

Lindsay's sleazy man-fest

Just weeks after ending her romance with Riley Giles, Lindsay Lohan has reportedly gone on a sex-crazed rampage, scoring with at least three A-list men.
After reports she recently spent the night with Aussie actor Heath Ledger, Lindsay then set her sights on lapping up Paris Hilton's leftovers — both actor Adrian Grenier and Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos III — who the Bobby actress has also had a fling with.

Late last week, Linds was spotted in LA with Adrian, with onlookers saying they spent hours getting hot and heavy. The Entourage star was later seen leaving her house in the early hours.

However, just two days earlier Lindsay was with billionaire heir Stavros, sharing a boozy meal at Beverly Hills hot spot Matsuhisa.

Pals say that after hearing Stavros had been on recent dates with his other exes, Paris and Mary-Kate Olsen, Lindsay couldn't wait to get her hands back on him and make her love rivals jealous.

"That made her want him even more," says a friend. "They hooked up again, but it's nothing serious."

But these hasty hook-ups could just be a sign of things to come, with one pal commenting, "She's the type who cannot be alone."

Lindsay is a Homewrecker

Sources reporting today that Lindsay Lohan’s new boyfriend was engaged to a woman named Bree Tiernay, and Bree only found out that her fiance had moved on when she read about in the tabloids.

Us has learned that her new beau, Riley Giles - a snowboarder she met during her two-month stay at the Cirque Lodge treatment center in Utah - has a messy past. Until recently, he was engaged to Murray, Utah, resident Bree Tierney.


“Riley just stopped calling Bree and never told her about Lindsay,” Bree’s mom, Tess, explains, “She found out by seeing photos. It destroyed her.”

Another source adds, “Lindsay may be in danger with Riley.” And the concerns may be warranted.

Giles escorted Lohan to the Hotel Bar and Nightclub in Salt Lake City on October 5 - the same day she checked out of rehab.

Lohan Enters ANOTHER Rehab

Lindsay Lohan has entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab in Sundance, Utah. The 21-year-old star arrived [last] weekend to begin the intense rehabilitation program that is expected to last a minimum of 30 days.

For a price tag of $30,000 and up, the rehab offers privacy, spectacular views of mountain ranges and waterfalls; Jacuzzi tubs and private fireplaces, horseback riding therapy, massage therapy, hydro therapy and even a hair salon with manicures!

But that’s not all. The Lodge even owns a helicopter called “Rainbow” and arranges “heli-hiking” tours, and features gourmet meals prepared by culinary school graduates. There’s also a sound stage that was once the home of the “Donny and Marie” show, which now houses the most effective challenge ropes course in the world.

Wow, helicopter flights, waterfalls, and Jacuzzi tubs... where do I sign up. Almost makes you wanna get an addiction just to visit this place. When are they gonna just drop the facade and call this place for what it is [like the others these days], a country club.

Lindsay Afraid To Sleep Alone

We all know Lindsay Lohan is crazy, though why she is crazy is a matter still up for debate. Maybe it's the influence of her crazy parents, and their need to live vicariously through her and her fame.

Maybe it's the constant attention that has turned her life into a fish bowl. Maybe it's all the drinking and drugs she keeps doing. Who knows, but as Us Weekly reports, here are some insights from Lindsay's interview with Elle magazine that may shed some light on just why Lindsay Lohan is so incredibly fucked up.

On attending rehab at Wonderland before her 21st birthday:
"I was growing up and going out a lot, and I needed to have a balance. I was glad I went, because I needed to get away from everyone and I didn't know how to do that. And I learned a lot there. A bunch of my friends – I was with them last night – they're in AA for, like, years."

On former fling Calum Best:
"I like him. He's me in male form. We're very similar. Stubborn, rebellious, very smart, coy, a little bit narcissistic – I think all actors have a little bit of that, and so they should. We'll be kidding around, like the other day when we were in the Bahamas … I was walking by some mirror. And he caught me looking in the mirror and he goes, 'I caught that!' I was like, 'Damn, I look good!'

On the media firestorm surrounding her:
"I feel like the asshole, the idiot, because I feel like I'm distracting from the other things that are important, like global warming and that kind of stuff. I genuinely mean that. And I don't know what to do."

On avoiding fame:
"I hate it, like, when these people say, 'Well, why do you go to the Ivy if you don't want …' Seriously, I like their food! I can't go to a restaurant? I know I'm going to get pictures taken. I'm fine with it. And I'm going to go have their food. People give you shit for it: 'Don't go on Robertson!' What, I can't drive down the street?"

On being photographed without underwear:
"It was once, and it was when I was in Venice. And I was rushing through the room, threw the Prada dress on. And that's what happened. And I didn't even see the picture. I don't look at that shit – that's gross. If I wear a dress I have underwear on."

On sleep troubles:
"I have really bad insomnia. My whole life. I get nervous at night going to bed, and being awake alone really freaks me out."

On her career aspirations:
"I just want to be nominated for an award for all the work I've done. It's so funny – people forget that I played two characters in Parent Trap when I was twelve years old."

On the media:
"If I'm wearing a nude thong, they retouch it. I fuck around on my computer – I know how easy it is. They make my face look swollen. I'm like, 'Are you that bored?' I hear things about the night before that never even happened. Like, they said I was dating my best friend – the Samantha Ronson thing. She's my best friend!"

Lindsay Lohan Gets Sued Again

Lindsay Lohan is being sued by a woman who claims Lindsay and her bodyguard hit her car and then gave her a fake name and number. Sources reports:

Signe Dupuy claims that in April 2007 LiLo and her main man, Jaz, cut her off in their SUV while she was driving on Fairfax Ave. in L.A. Dupuy says when she got out of the car, Lindsay stopped and glared at her, while Jaz was "hostile" and "tried to intimidate" her.

She says they gave her a fake name and number (the nerve!) and drove away. Signe tells us this is her last resort, as she has tried to contact Lindsay several times, even sending her rep a letter.

Lindsay's rep told us she did get the letter but "filed it away," adding "I assumed the letter was sent to [Lindsay's] lawyers. That's what they're paid for."

Lindsay Busted AGAIN!

Troubled starlet Lindsay Lohan was busted early Tuesday for possession of cocaine, driving under the influence, transporting a narcotic into a custodial facility and driving on a suspended license - her second substance-related arrest in a matter of months.

Lohan's blood alcohol level was between .12 and .13, well over the .08 legal limit, and cocaine was found in her pants pocket.


The 21-year-old actress’ arrest happened about 2:15 a.m. in Santa Monica, Calif., near Pico Boulevard and Main Street, according to sources. Lohan checked out of a Malibu rehab center on July 13, after a stay of more than six weeks. She has been wearing an alcohol-monitoring ankle bracelet, going to Alcoholics Anonymous meetings and receiving therapy ever since.

The "Mean Girls" star, who turned 21 on July 2, checked into the swank facility after a wild Memorial Day weekend during which she crashed her Mercedes Benz into a curb, was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and was photographed slumped in the passenger seat of a friend's car. Just last Thursday, Lohan turned herself in to police to be booked on suspicion of driving under the influence during the Memorial Day weekend car crash, police said.

Accompanied by her attorney, Lohan surrendered herself at the Beverly Hills Police Department to be fingerprinted and photographed, said Officer Brian Ballieweg. She was booked on suspicion of a DUI with a blood alcohol level above .08, California's legal limit, and on suspicion of misdemeanor hit and run, Ballieweg said. After the Memorial Day incident, police said she had been arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, though she wasn't formally booked on the allegation until Thursday.

The actress was released on her own recognizance. A court date was scheduled for August 24. Lohan said in January she had checked into a rehabilitation center for substance abuse treatment.

Earlier this month, Lohan's publicist Leslie Sloane Zelnik said the star was "doing great."

"Lindsay is working hard on her sobriety and we are all supporting her," she said.

Paris Hilton was contacted to make a comment but couldn’t answer as she was laughing her ass off!!

Lohan Could Play A Tango Dancing Prostitute

An official announcement is expected this week for Lohan to costar in the new romance Dare to Love Me, sources close to the film confirm.

It’s the story of Tango legend Carlos Gardel, who was involved in a steamy romance with a prostitute, only to have his world shattered by a bullet that kills her and leaves him crippled with a fragment in his lung for life.

The movie is set in Buenos Aires in the 1920s and centers on Gardel and the mysterious woman. While Lindsay’s hard-partying image might have deterred investors from backing the recently-shelved Poor Things, which Lohan was set to costar in with Shirley MacLaine, it ought to suit her just fine in Dare to Love Me.

There’s been no confirmation yet that Lohan will play the hooker, but all signs point to yes, especially the hours of tango lessons she’s been taking.

Allen Hopes Lohan Gos to Jail

Fat-mouthed Lily Allen is at it again. She's facing charges for punching out a photographer and she might be going to jail herself. She sat down with New York Magazine before her arrest in London and told them that she hopes Lohan goes to the slammer.

Lily said, "I could be paris Hilton soon enough. Oh, my God, her life is so fucking insane. She doesn't even do anything. I can't wait until Lindsay Lohan goes to jail. 'Boo hoo. I'm going to jail.' Good. Does that mean you'll stop showing me your pussy now?"

Lily also thinks that British jails might be worse than American jails. "I bet English jails are nastier than American ones!"

Lindsay's Revenge On Ex Bodyguard

Lindsay Lohan has posted her former bodyguard's mobile number on the internet in revenge for his public betrayal. Lee T Weaver infuriated the 'Mean Girls' by claiming in a British newspaper Lindsay enjoyed lesbian flings and had a drug addiction. Lindsay posted his phone number on her MySpace page along with the message:

"He ran to the press to get a couple of dollars. Give Lee a piece of your mind."


It has been revealed Weaver - who called the 20-year-old "out of control" and said she had a "death wish" - lied about how long he had worked for the actress. Weaver, who claimed he had been in her employment for two years, only worked for Lindsay for a total of ten days in 2006.

Lindsay's representative said: "It's deeply unfortunate that this person has deluded himself into thinking that he worked for Lindsay for a long period of time. This is a cynical and ugly attempt on his part to cash in on
Lindsay's fame."

Weaver is planning to write a tell-all book on stars he has protected in the past, including Eddie Murphy and Jamie Foxx. The bodyguard also claims he can run 40 yards in just 4.7 seconds.

Vanessa Minnillo Is Out of Work

After the crackwhore photoshoot Vanessa did with Lindsay has apparently put a bad light on her.

Her contract expired on both of her shows "TRL" and "Entertainment Tonight" and she hadn't renewed with them.

According to insiders, friends insist that Vanessa wasn't the one to renew her contracts.

BUT, sources claim that when she went to cover the Grammys that "she was extremely high maintenance," and "She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn't want to work."

The source also says that "Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them. She wouldn't conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job."

Lindsay Kicks Ass

Lee Weaver has been Lindsay Lohans bodyguard for the past two years, but quit recently because it was too dangerous.

Not that the threats against Lindsay were too dangerous, but that Lindsay was too dangerous. Among other awesome things, the News of the World says Lindsay attacked a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off, snorted line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge, and slashed her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet".


She also enjoyed frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.

A direct quote from Weaver, "I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I've met”

Apparently the final straw came when she attacked a coke dealer.

“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she'd go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.”


I’m telling ya this girls really starting to grow on me. Who knew she had more balls (apparently) then half of the seemingly gay guys who run Hollywood. This is the type of thing I half expected to hear from the supposed cool guys in the industry but no. Instead you’re Leo Crap-a-cocks and Matt Gay-mon’s are too busy looking at themselves in the mirror or at home raising or adopting a family. Meanwhile it’s the girls who are having all the real fun. And WTF is this bodyguard whining about? What did he think his job implied? Hiding in the bushes?!? Mate, go back to working in the mall. As for Lindsay, good for her.

Lindsay Busted For DUI, Coke

After coking it up and pile driving a roadside shrubbery with her car Saturday night, Lindsay “Nose Candy” Lohan was arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence and leaving the scene of an accident. According to Fox News:

Lohan, 20, and two other people were in her 2005 Mercedes SL-65 when it crashed on Sunset Boulevard around 5:30 a.m.


It appeared Lohan was speeding...[and] officers at the scene found a “usable amount” of a drug tentatively identified as cocaine. Lohan was driven in another car to a hospital for treatment of minor injuries.

The two other people in her car were not hurt. Officers arrested Lohan at the hospital for investigation of misdemeanor driving under the influence of alcohol or drugs. Lohan will have to appear in court to answer the citation.

Lindsay Gets Booted From Hotel

Lindsay Lohan allegedly made such a scene at the Soho Grand she was asked to leave the hotel. Calum Best checked into the hotel with another woman and, shortly after, Lindsay checked in with another guy to try and make him jealous. She then went out partying until 1:30am and when she got back she collapsed in the lobby and had to be carried back to her room by the hotel manager. A source says:

“She was writhing on the floor and everyone could see that she wasn’t wearing any panties,” an insider told the tab.

Lohan then repeatedly telephoned Best’s room, and at one point went to his door and banged on it. When he answered the door though, Lindsay peeked inside and saw the other woman in there.

“She went cuckoo,” a source told the tab. “She yelled at him, slammed the door and banged on it some more.” Lohan was reportedly escorted back to her room, but after various other escapades, at 5:30 a.m. she was asked to leave the hotel — and checked out at 6:30 a.m.

Lindsay Does The Cover Of Radar

Lindsay Lohan strikes a stylish sexy pose on the cover of the June/July issue Radar Magazine.

The soon-to-be 21 year old agreed to be the cover girl for the magazine’s story about the dangerous world of celebrity photography. During the photo shoot, Lohan poses with a flamethrower, a Glock and a Thompson submachine gun to get her point accross.


Apparently before she left, someone asked why she had agreed to such a provocative shoot. “I want people to pay attention” she said... No Shit Sweetheart!

Maxim's Hottest Woman In Hollywood List

Maxim have produced their list of 'the hottest woman in Hollywood' this week and as expected it's another list almost everyone is going to disagree with in one way or another.

I mean the you could pretty much jumble up that top 10 in any which order you want but to put Lindsay at the top of it? I honestly don't know why they bother with these things anymore.


Right off the bat, if they're gonna tell me that Lindsay Lohan is sexier than Jessica Alba(2), Scarlett Johansson(3), or even Megan Fox for that matter all the way down the bottom, they must think we're as gullible as they are. Who the hell decides this rubbish anyway?

Anyway here's [maxim's] official list:

1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Jessica Alba
3. Scarlett Johansson
4. Christina Aguilera
5. Jessica Biel
6. Ali Larter
7. Eva Mendez
8. Rihanna
9. Eva Longoria
10. Fergie
11. Sienna Miller
12. Angelina Jolie
13. Beyonce Knowles
14. Katherine Heigl
15. Avril Lavigne
16. Ashlee Simpson
17. Maria Sharapova
18. Megan Fox
19. Cameron Diaz
20. Keira Knightley

Lohan Sued By Photographer

New York photographer Giovanni Arnold has sued Lohan and her mom Dina Thursday in New York State Supreme Court, apparently still steaming from their allegedly literal run-in on Mar. 13 outside of a Manhattan hotel.

The paparazzo alleges that the ladies were "negligent, careless and reckless" when Lohan hit him with her BMW while motoring away from him and his fellow shutterbugs after they had trailed her to the Hotel Gansevort in Soho from the nighttime hotspot Butter.

According to Arnold's complaint, the Mean Girls star's actions left him with "sustained severe and permanent personal injuries" that resulted in economic losses. Arnold is seeking unspecified damages to compensate for his recently acquired inability to chase after celebs. Dina Lohan owns the Beemer, hence her inclusion in the lawsuit.

Lohan, 20, told the New York Post in March that, while trying to drive her way through the usual gaggle of paparazzi, an overzealous member of the pack jumped on the hood of her car and Arnold, who was standing nearby, was accidentally knocked down in the process.

Witness accounts had Lohan jumping out of the car to check on him and then talking briefly to a police officer, who allowed her to leave the scene—which she did, in her bodyguard's SUV. She returned to the hotel about an hour later.

Arnold's agency told the Post that he was treated for a bruised knee at a nearby hospital.

It just so happens that, during an appearance on Late Night with David Letterman Wednesday, Lohan's interview featured a series of true-or-false questions that included one about whether she once drove over a paparazzo's foot.

"I should have," Lohan joked, denying that she actually did. "The guy completely faked it. Amazing."

Lohan has been on the publicity trail all week promoting her latest film, Georgia Rule, which opens today. Last night, she put in an appearance on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, telling the host that she and her friends were planning a big Las Vegas shindig for her 21st birthday next month, and today she helped whip up some profiteroles on The Martha Stewart Show.

Lindsay Lohan Doing Coke

New pictures of Lindsay Lohan participating in a marathon cocaine binge, dubbed Blohan 2007, have surfaced compliments of a British tabloid.

Sordid snaps of Lindsay snorting drugs and shoving it up a pal's nose was taken as she and two friends crammed into a club toilet during a wild night on the town.

Then the Mean Girls star bragged to the others: "I'm going to New York tomorrow to fuck Jude Law."

Now a friend of the 21-year-old actress says she is spiralling out of control since rehab and revealed that Lohan:

SNORTED 20 lines of cocaine in one night alone.
STRIPPED down to a thong before inhaling the drug off a coffee table.
BRAGGED of wild sex sessions with a host of celebrities including singer James Blunt and model Calum Best.

The friend added, “Lindsay does not care who sees her do coke and where she does it.” And she has not managed to stay off the booze either.

“She carries round a water bottle to try to fool everyone into thinking she is clean but she tips the water out and refills it with vodka and soda.”

But she was caught out by a secret film made as she snorted the Class A drug at the exclusive Teddy's nightclub in Hollywood's Roosevelt Hotel.

The video shows her arriving at 11pm and skulking round the toilets before creeping inside a cubicle. Wedged inside the loo with two friends, Lohan pulls a small bag of white powder from her jeans pocket. She dips her finger in and shoves the substance up one friend's nose before snorting some up her own. And this was filmed just 20 days after she proudly emerged from therapy.

Lindsay, who starred with Jamie Lee Curtis in Freaky Friday, booked herself into the £20,000-a-month Wonderland treatment centre in Los Angeles earlier this year saying she wanted to get off booze. She checked out after a month and was back doing drugs at a Hollywood party within a week.

Her friend said, “That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before! She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor.

She continues, “I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat."

But Lindsay is not only addicted to booze and drugs, she is also hooked on sex with some of Hollywood's hottest men, says the insider.

“She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco," admitted the friend.

“She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, 'Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.'”

“Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn't sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law.”

She added, “Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn't tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway.”

Lindsay was living it up with old pal Paris Hilton at the Coachella music festival in Palm Springs last week and almost falling out of her dingy grey bra top. In public Lindsay insists she is sober but, as our video stills show, she is still a hopeless addict and her friend claims the stint in therapy was just a stunt.

She said, “Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn't got her off the drugs at all.”

In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own.

“She doesn't buy it - she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

Her friend is convinced that if she does not tame her wild ways she could meet a tragic end.

“That's why I'm showing this video,” she admitted, “So the world can know what Lindsay has been doing and she can't lie about it to herself or anyone else.”

Lindsay Lohan Hates Sleeping Alone

Lindsay Lohan has issues. Obviously. One such issue is her self-confessed fear of being alone, and, in particular, sleeping alone. Well, that explains a lot. The constant attention seeking, partying and sleeping around are Lindsay's way of avoiding her fear of being alone, and she pretty much says that very thing in the new issue of Nylon Magazine.

"I'm at the point where...oh my God...I'm going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don't know what's going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it's so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it's hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone."

Lindsay Tries Girls

Los Angeles - Lindsay Lohan is rumoured to be having a lesbian affair.

The ‘Mean Girls’ star – who is currently in Japan for a fashion shoot – is said to be more than just friends with DJ Samantha Ronson, who has accompanied her on her trip.

Former publicist Jonathan Jaxson wrote in his blog: “Lindsay actually has always been quite open. Maybe she was tired of the boys and that is why she decided to spice it up with BFF Samantha Ronson.

“Now I would have no bad things to say about either if Samantha wasn’t deeply involved in alcohol and drugs. Not the best influence for a rehabbed Lindsay Lohan.”

Jaxson claims Lindsay and Samantha’s fledgling same-sex romance has been confirmed by his sources.

Lindsay, 20, arrives in London next month to begin shooting ‘The Best Time of Our Lives’ - a biopic about the love life of poet Dylan Thomas - alongside Keira Knightley.

Lindsay Hates Her Dad

When you've truley stuffed up your life with drugs, assault, and prison, you can at least be assured that after your stint in the pokey, where you learned how to write really awesome songs and draw meaningful pictures, your eldest daughter will outstretch her fully rehabbed arms and yell, "Welcome home, Daddy!"

Well, unless you're Michael Lohan. Then you're screwed.



We thought Lindsay was avoiding dear ol' dad because she didn't want another lecture about what's actually in that Voss bottle (that's why she sticks to hanging with Dina), but actually Lindz seems to think he's a sleazy scumbag just like the rest of them. Sources report:

Lindsay Lohan finally talked to her estranged felonious father, Michael Lohan, and told him, "You still haven't changed. Don't go near my mother ever again," a source told Page Six. "It wasn't the phone call Michael wanted."

The former stockbroker was released March 13 from the upstate Collins Correctional Facility, where he spent about 20 months behind bars for drunk driving.

Michael had hoped to patch things up with his daughter. But after talking to her dad, "Lindsay called her mother [Dina] and told her to be careful and to take care of her sisters," said the source.

And like any truly reformed criminal, Daddy Lohan blames all of his problems on someone else. Michael, who found religion while he was in jail, is still praying for a reconciliation, hoping that Lindsay sees the light when her uncle, Paul Sullivan - whom he blames for his problems - is sentenced on April 27 in Federal Court in Islip, having pleaded guilty to mail fraud.

"When one door closes, another door opens," Michael Lohan told a friend this week. "This is divine retribution. [Sullivan] is the guy behind the whole thing. He set me up, spread lies and rumors about me, and convinced Lindsay to 'distance' herself from me. Paul even pressed false charges against me to have me arrested. He called me a con man, but he's a con man."

Sullivan, one of Dina Lohan's brothers, was arrested for fraud in June 2005 after obtaining a $646,000 loan from the Small Business Administration by claiming his Ropa Group Corp. had lost substantial business after 9/11.

In October, Sullivan was also charged with obstruction of justice after he was recorded telling a South American company to lie for him about a $78,000 kickback. "Look, we're twisting the story a little, but we can only twist it, right? What can we do?" Sullivan was quoted in court documents.

Michael Lohan has no use for any of his in-laws. In 2004, he was arrested and charged with assaulting Matthew Sullivan, brother of Paul Sullivan and Dina, in the driveway of the Lohan home. "Maybe the truth is finally coming to light, and the people who came between the Lohans will be weeded out as well," Michael told the friend this week. "Perhaps this is what Lindsay needed all along." Or perhaps not.

Jez, seeing the 'stable' home Lindsay comes from now explains a lot - no wonder she's in and out of rehab every other week.

Wilmer Serenades Lindsay

Wilmer Valderrama is still pining away for his ex, Lindsay Lohan, but when he tried to express it Sunday night, she shot him down. Lohan, who's been out here every night like an owl on the prowl, was onstage singing at Unik's weekly karaoke party when Valderrama, Ashton Kutcher's handsome co-star on "That '70s Show," showed up around 2:30 a.m.

The blond-again actress had already sung along to "Dirrty" by Christina Aguilera and "Criminal" by Fiona Apple and was in the middle of "Like I Love You" by Justin Timberlake when in walked Valderrama, whom she dated in 2004 when she was just 18 and he 24. That's a big gap in dog years, and they lasted about six months before he went on to a relationship with Mandy Moore - but apparently, Lohan has lingered.

"He tried to talk to her, but she didn't have much time for him," noted our spywitness. "Then he grabbed a microphone and said, 'Lindsay, this is for you.' "

In front of the packed house, Valderrama sang these lyrics from Matchbox 20's "Back 2 Good:"

"Just stand there/I could say so much

But I don't go there cuz I don't want to I was thinking if you were lonely Maybe we could leave here and no one would know

... I'm lonely now and I don't know how to get it back to good."

After the guy sang his heart out, Lohan, now sitting at a table with five pals, including Samantha Ronson, yelled out for all to hear:

"It's too late!" Oh. No. You. Dih-int. "Wilmer tried to take it like a man," says our clubgoer. "But he left a few minutes later. He headed up to PM."

Perhaps Lohan felt bad - the recently rehabbed actress drank three glasses of champagne.

Despite the rejection, Valderrama was a champ to his waitress at PM.

Hearing that she was celebrating her birthday, he left her a $1,100 tip on a $400 tab.

Lohan's spokeswoman told us: "Lindsay is still going to [AA] meetings. It's a slow process. It's a day-to-day thing."

Lohan And Law Hook Up

Before Lindsay Lohan heads for London to start shooting her next movie, Lindsay Lohan is trying to make a new British friend - former Sienna Miller beau Jude Law. Lohan ended up with Law at The Box on Chrystie Street very late on both Friday and Saturday nights, sources say.

Her whirlwind weekend started Friday with dinner at Nobu Next Door before she headed off with her mom, Dina, and former Marc Jacobs boy toy Jason Preston to Stereo, where she greeted her friend DJ AM.

"She called Jude at 1 in the morning," said our spy, "and met him at The Box."

The next night, Lohan hit Cipriani Downtown for dinner, stopped by Beatrice Inn, and met up later with Jude at The Box again - this time joined by Law's pals Sean Penn and Tim Robbins.

"They are adoring one another's company," said one sly observer, who could not confirm or deny any "dating."

Lohan's rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, had no comment. Law's rep, Simon Halls, said, "We don't comment on our client's personal life.

Lindsay Hooks Up With Steve-O?

Lindsay Lohan was spotted leaving The Roosevelt Hotel with Steve-O -- a curious companion for someone straight out of rehab.

The "Jackass" star was seen in the backseat of Lohan's Mercedes as the fiery starlet drove off after a night at Teddy's nightclub. Also at Ted's; sultry Penelope Cruz and former "Buffy" kid-sis Michelle Trachtenberg.

Is Lindsay Lohan Having Threesomes?

This is about as unsubstantiated as it gets, and is really pure speculation, but after reading a "blind item" from the New York Daily News, one easily comes to the conclusiong that Lindsay Lohan is having threesome sex, with two male partners.

"Which red-hot rehabber has a new thing for threesomes with two gentlemen friends?"

I mean, who the hell else are we supposed to think it is?

Now that Lindsay is out of Rehab, we know she'll have to replace one addiction for another (assuming she really has stopped drinking and doing drugs *cough* Bullshit *cough*), and it seems sex would be the most likely alternative.

Celeb vs. Celeb: Pimp Match up - O’Connell vs Valderrama

Okay, so here's a match up between two notable studs in Hollywood - Jerry O'Connell, and Wilma Valderrama. First, let's check out their hitlist (in no particular order) and then you decide who is the bigger stud.

Personally, I think Ass "Quality" rests with Jerry O’Connell, meanwhile Valderrama’s batch on the other hand is quite impressive as well - I mean popping Mandy Moore’s cherry has got to count for something?!?!

Jerry O’Connell’s Sexual Hitlist:
1. Sarah Michelle Gellar
2. Geri Halliwell
3. Rebecca Romijn
4. Giuliana DePandi (from E! News)

Wilmer Valderrama’s Sexual Hitlist:
1. Lindsay Lohan
2. Mandy Moore
3. Jennifer Love Hewitt
4. Ashlee Simpson

Here are a few pics of the girls in question:

Cameron Diaz: The New Britney?

Be on the lookout for some Cameron Diaz beaver shots to surface soon on the net, because it seems that the newly-single Ms. Diaz has joined forces with the overexposed party-zealous celebutant types known as “The Firecrotch, Herpelina, and Razorburn McGee.”

The Post-Chronicle reports it looks like Cameron has decided to follow in Britney Spears’ footsteps [by hanging out] with Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton… Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz and Lindsay Lohan partied at club Hyde together.

Lohan Buys Monroe’s Home

Is Lindsay Lohan channeling Marilyn Monroe's ghost? According to Radar, the recently rehabilitated Lohan, 20, just purchased the long deceased iconic actress's home, a 2-bedroom ground-floor apartment in the West Hollywood El Palacio Apartments.

This isn't the first time Lohan has exhibited a frightening Marilyn Monroe fixation. Back in August, the young actress spoke to Elle about her desire to visit the troops in Iraq.

"I wanted to do what Marilyn Monroe did (during the Korean War), when she went and just set up a stage and did a concert for the troops all by herself. It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be."

However, Usmagazine.com ouija board is telling Lindsay to BEWARE! Although Monroe lived in the apartment in the 1950's (well before her death in 1962), so did two other infamous glamour girls.

20-year-old heiress Georgette Bauerdorf and actress Dorothy Dandridge (once portrayed by Halle Berry) both died under mysterious circumstances in the very same El Palacio pad. In 1944, Bauerdorf was found strangled, face down in her bathtub, while Dandridge committed suicide by OD'ing on barbiturates in 1965.

Yep, with her history I think Lindsay will be right at home.

Biel Replaces Lohan

Jessica Biel has reportedly landed a plum movie role that had been originally intended for troubled actress Lindsay Lohan. Biel, 24, will now play Hester Worsley in the film version of Oscar Wilde’s “A Woman of No Importance,” Myriad Films tells In Touch Magazine.

Lindsay had already announced last week that she was pulling out of the film, saying that she needed to concentrate on getting sober following her decision to seek help, according to sources. The decision to cast Jessica has reportedly threatened to reignite a simmering feud between the two starlets.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler Makes a Scene

Sopranos star Jamie-Lynn Sigler has a knack for picking the wrong guys. Her marriage to her older manager A.J. Discala barely lasted three years, and months later she started dating another older man - New York club owner Scott Sartiano.

Scott used to date Ashley Olsen and has been linked to such lovelies as Lindsay Lohan and Ashlee Simpson to name just a few (He likes 'em young and famous). Jamie-Lynn and Scott were in Sundance at the American Eagle party when they decided to leave and said goodnight to friends.

They were walking toward the exit of the VIP area when Scott's eye was caught by a knockout blonde who had just arrived. The blonde was described as an Eva Mendes lookalike, and Scott stopped DEAD in his tracks as Jamie was pulling him toward the door.

"I don't think I want to leave yet" he said, still STARING at the girl. Jamie couldn't help but notice his ogling, and she insisted "Come ON!" but Scott refused to budge. "Let's stay awhile."

The awkward moment then apparently attracted an audience as Jamie got more and more upset and hissed at Scott under her breath, trying to break the hypnotic spell he was under.

Finally she managed to snap him out of it and drag him away but not before she was publicly embarrassed. Man how much of a douche bag do you have to be to be with a gorgeous babe like Jamie-Lynn and yet still check out other women - and right in front of her!?! Seriouly, this girl can do soo much better.

Lindsay Loses Her Diary

Lindsay Lohan lost her diary last week at the Maritime Hotel in Manhattan. And while she later got it back, it wasn’t exactly in the same condition as when she lost it.

Somebody had ripped out several pages and they contained passages that in some way mentioned Jared Leto and Maroon 5 lead singer Adam Levine(although his name is only referred to by his initials, so that one’s not definite).


So far, no one’s giving up any dirt from these pages. But it must be good stuff, because Lindsay’s lawyer’s have already sent out a threatening letter to media outlets, warning them not to publish any of it!

Joe Francis is a Liar

"Girls Gone Wild" creator Joe Francis did a phone interview with Sirius shock-jock Howard Stern early this morning to "discuss" Paris's pending lawsuit against Parisexposed.com.

Francis claims he and Paris are not behind any leak, he also sounded extremely out of it, enabling Howard to wear him down with his interviewing style and admit that Paris Hilton was the best "oral favors" giver Francis ever received.

When Francis was asked who gave the better "favor", Paris or Lindsey, Joe responded, "Paris," even though a few statements earlier he had claimed, "Lindsey and I are just friends."

When asked who was the worst in bed of all the famous chicks he's slept with (insinuated in the Stern interview: Paris, Lindsay, Kim Stewart and Tara Reid) Francis said Tara was the worst, and when Howard asked why, he went silent again.

When asked to explain why he claimed Tara was so bad, he wouldn't come out and say it, but merely mumbled, "...well I only used protection with her, so maybe that made it less pleasurable..."

Howard then began asking more leading questions like, "So she just laid there?" and something completely unprintable here, Joe responded, "More or less, yeah."
Joe stated, "Well I don't plan on having sex with Paris again, especially after seeing the medical documents on the site." Hilton's Valtrex prescription script for Herpes was discovered in the cache of personal belongings sold off.