Madonna Speaks Out: No Divorce, No Affair

Madonna has taken the unprecedented step of personally addressing the myriad of rumors that have recently plagued the singer and her husband, Guy Ritchie, saying that they are not getting a divorce and she is not having an affair.
The 49-year-old singer has been in the headlines over the last couple of weeks, after rumors circulated claiming that her marriage is on the rocks, and that she is having an affair with New York Yankee’s player Alex Rodriguez, whose marriage recently ended.

In a statement to PEOPLE, the material girl says, “My husband and I are not planning on getting a divorce. I know Alex Rodriguez through Guy Oseary, who manages both of us. I brought my kids to a Yankee game. I am not romantically involved in any way with Alex Rodriguez. I have nothing to do with the state of his marriage or what spiritual path he may choose to study.”

She continues, “I have learned over the years not to take accusations and the many false reports about me very seriously. I also appreciate how fiction and fact seem to be perceived as one and the same by people who read both newspapers and the internet.”

Madonna’s Reps Deny Break-Up Rumors

Madonna's rep has lashed out at the ongoing speculation of a divorce between the Material Girl and her husband Guy Ritchie, saying there are “no plans” for a split.

The famous couple have made headlines recently with reports stating they had each hired lawyers to commence divorce proceedings and that Ritchie had flown to New York in an attempt to save his marriage.

Liz Rosenberg, Madonna’s longtime manager and friend, told People, “Madonna’s husband Guy arrived in New York last night to be with his wife and family (not in a last ditch attempt to save his marriage which does not need saving). There are no plans for Madonna and Guy to divorce.”

She also addressed another tabloid report that alleged the singer was having an affair with New York Yankees star Alex Rodriguez saying, “Madonna and Alex have the same manager, Guy Oseary. They have met. They know each other and Madonna took her kids to a Yankees game last week. There’s really not anything to comment on beyond that.”

Rosenberg adds, “It’s nothing new that people are airing tons of dirty laundry Madonna’s way lately – much of it untrue. By the way, rumors of Madonna and Lil Wayne are quite exaggerated, as well.”

Madonna's Nanny Tell All Book

A woman claiming to be a former nanny for Madonna is currently shopping a tell-all memoir detailing the inner workings of the Madonna-Guy Ritchie household.

EW.com has seen the 80-page proposal, which is being circulated among major publishing houses. The document proposes a book that will reveal intimate information gleaned from Melissa Dumas' service as Madonna's nanny.

Sample chapters and chapter summaries provide a laundry list of alleged details pertaining to Madonna's marriage to Ritchie, their children's behavior, the family's participation in Kabbalah, and the motivation behind Madonna's decision to adopt a boy from Malawi.

The pitch also contains personal photos of Madonna's family, as well as photos of the alleged nanny playing with Madonna's kids. The proposal includes a copy of an unsigned nondisclosure agreement that the author claims Madonna issued to her only after she had already resigned as her nanny.

Sharlene Martin, the literary agent listed in the proposal, would not confirm nor deny an affiliation with the proposal or the listed author. She also would not confirm or deny that the proposal has been bought by a publisher. Neither Dumas nor a representative for Madonna responded immediately to efforts to contact them for comment.

Madonna Is A Hypocrite

In the latest issue of British Elle, Madonna says she's worried because her daughter keeps wearing jeans that are too tight.

She says, "My daughter is going through a phase of wearing jeans that are so tight she can't bend her knees in them. I have a go at her and say, 'Can't you wear something else? You have a closet full of clothes and you wear the same pants every day. And please wear a belt because I don't want to see your butt crack when you bend over.'"

Madonna getting upset with her daughter for dressing too slutty is like Mr. T getting upset with his son for pitying too many fools. I think there was a period in Madonna's life where all she wore was spaghetti pasta and condoms, it that?